Conversation with #ussatlantis at Wed Aug 28 20:58:00 2013 on (irc)

(20:58:00) The topic for #ussatlantis is: We are still in formation with Ot's rebel fleet in the upper atmosphere of a turquoise gas giant. He's given the signal that they plan to attack the orbiting government fleet in fifteen minutes. Hopefully we'll be repaired well enough by then.
(20:58:00) Topic for #ussatlantis set by VAdmBlackthorne at 21:36:06 on 08/21/2013
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(20:58:09) VAdmBlackthorne: Yo
(20:58:13) DoctorTav: Evening.
(20:58:19) DoctorTav: Incoming Vulcan!
(20:59:12) VAdmBlackthorne: Duck!
(20:59:28) DoctorTav: Goose!
(21:00:01) VAdmBlackthorne: Llama?
(21:00:41) DoctorTav: Megalomaniacal chicken.
(21:01:57) CdrTKirr [] entered the room.
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(21:02:03) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya
(21:02:08) CdrTKirr: Oops, didn't jump in yet
(21:02:36) CdrTKirr: Sim time comes up so fast now that I get out of work two hours before
(21:03:36) ColDougMcKnight [] entered the room.
(21:03:54) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya
(21:03:57) ColDougMcKnight: Hey.
(21:05:07) DoctorTav: Isn't it great when you say you're gonna be late and then you make yourself a liar? :)
(21:05:15) VAdmBlackthorne: Liar!
(21:05:24) ColDougMcKnight: I said I MIGHT be.
(21:05:51) DoctorTav: But I still got the Admiral to call you a liar :)
(21:06:44) ColDougMcKnight: And unfortunately, it looks like I'm on time, but will need to duck out. There are some prescriptions I need to pick up that won't be ready until 9:30. The pharmacy isn't far, so hopefully I'll be back before too long, but I'm afraid it otherwise can't be helped. Sorry.
(21:08:31) VAdmBlackthorne: We'll see if we can play then
(21:10:37) DoctorTav: You bug out and get back as soon as you can. During the time you are gone, I will recite the Starwood Timeshare Presentation script to everyone else. How long they have to endure it is up to you.
(21:11:30) LtAlexisright [] entered the room.
(21:11:44) LtAlexisright: hmm
(21:11:46) DoctorTav: We have a dragon whisperer.
(21:11:54) DoctorTav: Or is that lizard whisperer?
(21:12:25) VAdmBlackthorne: Hi Rite
(21:12:32) CdrTKirr: Rucara aren't lizards.
(21:12:35) LtAlexisright: okay well I'm almost here, the point was to say that
(21:12:41) DoctorTav: I was not referring to Rucaras
(21:12:54) ColDougMcKnight: Okay, well I'm going to head out now. Hopefully the timing will work out. Be back when I can.
(21:12:56) ColDougMcKnight left the room (quit: Quit: ajax IRC Client).
(21:16:50) CdrTKirr: :: cricket, cricket ::
(21:16:53) CdrTKirr: So...
(21:17:06) LtAlexisright: wait, what?
(21:17:54) DoctorTav: McKnight has medicine he has to go pick up. His pharmacy does not deliver by ARDrone, apparently.
(21:18:14) CdrTKirr: That would be awesome.
(21:18:59) DoctorTav: There is currently a dry cleaner in Boston that will deliver shirts to customers within a certain radius.
(21:19:10) DoctorTav: By Parrot ARDrone 2.0
(21:20:57) DoctorTav: I want this drone for video production:
(21:21:05) LtAlexisright: well I am going to plug in my new laptop then if I have a few minutes
(21:22:08) CdrTKirr: It seems so.
(21:30:32) LtAlexisright left the room (quit: Quit: ajax IRC Client).
(21:41:47) LtAlexisWright [] entered the room.
(21:42:18) LtAlexisWright: New laptop ahoy
(21:43:21) CdrTKirr: New? Brand new?
(21:43:21) CdrTKirr: I'm so jealous!
(21:43:51) ColDougMcKnight [] entered the room.
(21:43:56) CdrTKirr: WB
(21:44:06) ColDougMcKnight: Thanks. Got back as soon as I could.
(21:44:40) VAdmBlackthorne: OK, well then, let's see whereabouts we left off.
(21:45:12) LtAlexisWright: yay, new brand new :D I'd had the old one for about 10 years, and it was old when I got it.
(21:46:02) LtAlexisWright: But it has Windows 8 on it, so I'm still trying to figure out how to move around
(21:46:19) CdrTKirr: Tweet?
(21:46:31) LtAlexisWright: :: AA :: ?
(21:46:56) DoctorTav: :: AA :: as well ?
(21:47:06) VAdmBlackthorne: :: nods :: Tweet.
(21:47:33) CdrHarper [] entered the room.
(21:47:43) ColDougMcKnight: ::AA::
(21:48:21) DoctorTav: :: Confidently AA ::
(21:49:23) VAdmBlackthorne has changed the topic to: Our awesome crew has managed to compensate for the phase variance in the local energy and modify our shields so that they function, while those of the locals do not. We're winning the battle, although it's quite chaotic, with ships on both sides changing allegiances and propoganda flying through the airwaves. Unfortunately, we sustained heavy damage before modifying our shields, and we'v
(21:49:32) VAdmBlackthorne: (been boarded in several locations.)
(21:49:37) VAdmBlackthorne: Questions?
(21:49:58) VAdmBlackthorne: Stupid limit
(21:50:06) ColDougMcKnight: Nah.
(21:51:35) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(21:51:36) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(21:51:37) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(21:51:59) LtKuari [] entered the room.
(21:52:11) VAdmBlackthorne: :: At the helm, flying confidently again now that they have functional shields ::
(21:52:49) LtKuari: :: has handed over a rifle to Quinn, and her fellow marines prepare to march their captives to the brig ::
(21:54:30) CdrHarper: :: flying her Mustang through the fray ::
(21:54:34) DoctorTav: :: has begun feverishly working on Crewman Rinyar, hoping to save her life. The crewman is hanging on by a thread, and it's gonna be touchy. For this surgery which is going to be very complex, Tav has enlisted the help of Doctor Nolan and the EMH. ::
(21:55:15) LtAlexisWright: :: still transmitting info on which locations are most vulnerable to nearby boarding parties to Marines ::
(21:55:38) CdrTKirr: DrNolan> :: appears, ready to assist ::
(21:56:55) ColDougMcKnight: Quinn> :: Begins a thorough scan of the alien weapon as he removes himself from the main corridor. ::
(21:58:03) VAdmBlackthorne: Syvek> :: sorting through the aftermath of his grenade attack in a corridor on deck two ::
(21:58:38) ColDougMcKnight: Chaka> :: Swears loudly as yet another ship suddenly switches targets. :: So help me, if these dipshits don't start making some sense soon, I'm just gonna start shooting at everyone and figure it's self defense!
(21:59:15) CdrHarper: +S+ I do not think that would be far from the truth!
(22:02:32) LtKuari: :: sees that her men have the prisoners under control and waits with Quinn :: What are you looking for?
(22:02:53) LtAlexisWright: :: listening to radio chatter :: Admiral, it sounds like the Sharks are having a hard time figuring out which targets to shoot at.
(22:03:41) VAdmBlackthorne: They're not the only ones.
(22:03:44) CdrTKirr: :: isn't allowed much concentration to admire Ian's flying, most of her attention focused on her monitor, attempting to help sort through the chaos and keep Blackthorne informed ::
(22:04:03) VAdmBlackthorne: Have them form a defensive perimeter around us, and only us. If we're attacked, the target is clear.
(22:04:49) LtAlexisWright: Aye, Admiral. +Harper+ Atlantis to Firefly.
(22:05:01) CdrHarper: +A+ Firefly here, go ahead Atlantis.
(22:05:15) DoctorTav: Doctor Nolan, judging from the charts, :: hands him a PADD to brush up :: Crewman Rinyar has acute decomp sickness. Frankly, I'm amazed she survived... And became conscious. We need to remove hemotomas from her kidneys, liver, lungs and the soft tissues of her legs and arms. She also has HAPE and HACE, so we'll need to take care of that. Are you ready?
(22:06:09) DoctorTav: (( HAPE and HACE are pulmonary and cerebral edema, respectively ))
(22:06:55) LtAlexisWright: +Harper+ Be advised, orders are to bring the Sharks in and form a defensive perimeter around Atlantis. Are you able to comply?
(22:06:55) CdrTKirr: DrNolan> :: scans the chat quickly with his eyes, taking in the important information while processing Tav's update, then nods to him, meeting his eyes :: When you are.
(22:06:57) ColDougMcKnight: Quinn> Huh? No, I'm just examining how the targeting system works. It looks like it employs some sort of basic IFF system to prevent friendly fire. Keyed to personal transponders. I'm pretty sure I can copy that signal. Render anything in range unshootable, basically.
(22:07:30) CdrHarper: +A+ Copy that Atlantis, we are on it.
(22:07:40) LtKuari: :: perks up :: That would be excellent.
(22:07:49) CdrHarper: +S+ Sharks, Firefly, form up around Atlantis. Targets are anything that shoots at her.
(22:08:51) CdrTKirr: Ash> :: swings her fighter around, heading for the mothership :: +Sharks+ Simple. Simple is good.
(22:09:17) DoctorTav: Alright. Let's start with her head and get that taken care of first. Induce stasis for the procedure... now.
(22:09:44) CdrHarper: :: comes about and heads toward home ::
(22:09:50) LtAlexisWright: Sharks are en route, Admiral.
(22:10:05) ColDougMcKnight: Quinn> :: Half listening. :: That's the idea.
(22:10:07) VAdmBlackthorne: Colonel, are our internal targeting sensors online? Can we just transport these intruders to the brig and be done with it?
(22:10:25) CdrTKirr: DrNolan> :: taps deftly at the biobed, then grabs a hypo, squints at it, then injects the patient ::
(22:12:57) LtAlexisWright: (( do we have anything shaped like some sort of engineer that I can be getting status reports on the hull damage from? ))
(22:14:35) DoctorTav: EMH> :: follows the procedures he needs to do to assist the doctors with his usual, unmodified EMH "charm". ::
(22:15:04) DoctorTav: :: makes eye contact with Dr. Nolan at one especially berating comment :: I thought for sure after Voyager got back that they would upload some of the personality changes and interpersonal skills that their EMH picked up.
(22:15:48) ColDougMcKnight: Sensors yes, site to site transporters no. Sorry, sir. It's the old fashioned way for us.
(22:15:50) DoctorTav: EMH> :: stares in his blandly condescending way at Dr. Tav for a moment before going back to his duties :: Yes, have you seen how much of their computer core was taken up with his... "personality and learning?"
(22:17:13) CdrTKirr: (( I suppose there's Quinn, if he's not too busy? ))
(22:17:30) VAdmBlackthorne: :: sighs :: It somehow always is. :: bring Atlantis about to target a ship shooting at Ot's ship ::
(22:17:38) DoctorTav: :: smiles a bit at that :: I say that was data core usage for a good cause.
(22:18:29) LtKuari: :: while waiting for Quinn and his study of the weapon, reports in Engineering's threat neutralized ::
(22:18:44) ColDougMcKnight: Quinn> ::Tosses Kuari the rifle after a moment and a few encouraging sounding beeps from his Omni-tool. :: Give her a whirl.
(22:20:13) LtAlexisWright: :: approaches T'Kirr with a PADD displaying the operational status report, including but not limited to hull damage estimates, heavily damaged external starboard sensor array, and yes, site to site transporters :: Given our unique situation, Commander, can you please advise as to how we should prioritize repairs?
(22:20:32) LtKuari: :: catches the rifle and finds a fairly energy-absorbing bulkhead to test-fire on :: Test fire, clear! :: shoots ::
(22:21:42) VAdmBlackthorne: ACTION> The ship shooting at Ot's ship turns to attack us!
(22:22:45) CdrHarper: +S+ Target on my twelve!
(22:23:11) ColDougMcKnight: Quinn> :: Nods as the rifle fails to fire. :: Okay. It's reading the "Do not shoot" signal all around it. Your suit's onboard tricorder can duplicate that signal. I'm sending you the specs now. I suggest you get it to all the other marines as soon as possible. The range of the effect will be a lot more useful if you can link a few units together.
(22:23:43) ColDougMcKnight: :: Snarls. :: Oh, fuck you, buddy. Fuck you right up the dumb space ass.
(22:24:17) ColDougMcKnight: :: Lets loose a salvo of four quantum torpedoes at the offending ship, and a trio of full phaser bursts to its primary power systems for good measure. ::
(22:24:29) LtAlexisWright: (( I lol'd ))
(22:24:40) LtAlexisWright: (( then read it out loud to my husband and lol'd again ))
(22:25:11) CdrTKirr: :: takes the PADD, distracted for only a moment by her display before turning her full attention to the report. She looks it over and, at Wright's words, glances momentarily at Blackthorne, who appears rather busy :: Our hull is the highest priority. If we don't hold up to these attacks, the rest won't matter. Thank you. :: passes it back ::
(22:25:28) CdrHarper: That's the spirit.
(22:25:35) VAdmBlackthorne: (and that's my line)
(22:26:02) LtAlexisWright: :: nods :: Aye, Commander.
(22:27:20) CdrHarper: :: watches as the target disintegrates :: +Atlantis+ Firefly to Atlantis.
(22:27:38) LtKuari: :: nods :: Great work. Quick work, at that, and very useful. I'll get authorization and pass it around. :: already loping towards the turbolift ::
(22:27:46) LtAlexisWright: :: returns to Science and relays instructions to Engineering, then activates all non-essential Science personnel and directs them to report to Engineering for assignments wherever their skills will be useful ::
(22:28:00) LtAlexisWright: +Harper+ Go ahead, Firefly.
(22:28:39) CdrHarper: +A+ Now that your shields are functional and the battle has turned chaotic, we do not appear to be necessary. Permission to return to base.
(22:28:52) LtAlexisWright: :: sends her people with a medical background directly to Sickbay, assuming they aren't already there. ::
(22:29:17) LtAlexisWright: Admiral, Sharks are requesting permission to return to base given the current battle status.
(22:29:44) ColDougMcKnight: :: Shouts in passing. :: Tell them to work quick! I know if anyone hacked our stuff like that, we'd already have some kind of auto correct mechanism working on it!
(22:29:49) VAdmBlackthorne: :: considers a moment :: Granted.
(22:29:52) ColDougMcKnight: ( ^ Quinn )
(22:30:44) ColDougMcKnight: ( By the way, our impulse engines are still working fine, aren't they? )
(22:30:53) LtKuari: You got it! :: disappears around the corner ::
(22:30:55) VAdmBlackthorne: (yep)
(22:31:15) LtAlexisWright: +Harper+ Firefly, Sharks are authorized to return to base. Flight deck doors will open in 30 seconds.
(22:31:53) CdrHarper: +A+ Copy that, Atlantis. And we call it the Assault Bay. :: smirks ::
(22:32:01) CdrTKirr: Ash> :: for once is glad to be out of the fray :: Oh thank the spirits.
(22:32:03) CdrHarper: +S+ Sharks, Firefly. Bravo Zulu!
(22:32:04) LtAlexisWright: :: taps in the command to open flight deck doors in 30 seconds ::
(22:32:45) LtKuari: +McKnight+ Kuari to McKnight. :: briefs him on what Quinn told him, fast-forward-like ::
(22:33:08) ColDougMcKnight: Recommend we hightail it at best sub-light speed as soon as the birds are all home. They've had time to observe that they don't have teeth against us. Anyone who tries it gets bitten back. I'm guessing they'll get the idea.
(22:33:59) LtAlexisWright: :: nods quietly to herself, agreeing with McKnight's recommendation ::
(22:34:38) LtKuari: +McKnight+ Permission to link up the signal to our marines.
(22:34:40) VAdmBlackthorne: Neutrality aside, at this point, we must look out for our own interests.
(22:34:54) LtKuari: (( When you're not already talking ))
(22:35:24) ColDougMcKnight: + Kuari + Nice. Seal off every deck, consolidate marines, and sweep them one by one. Go in fast, shoot anyone who looks at you funny before they realize what's wrong. I want a sitrep in 10 minutes, and I expect to like it. Understood?
(22:35:25) CdrHarper: :: flies into the assault bay as it opens and sets Boudica down gently :: Good girl. :: pats the console ::
(22:36:13) LtAlexisWright: +Harper+ Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were out I had the Assault Bay replaced with a flight deck.
(22:36:33) CdrHarper: +Wright+ Nice try, lieutenant!
(22:36:38) LtKuari: +McKnight+ Clear, sir. :: gets to it ::
(22:38:26) ColDougMcKnight: :: Closes down the comm. :: Okay. So...stay or go, sir?
(22:39:03) VAdmBlackthorne: If the rebels win, I would hope they would let us make repairs here, and possibly donate some raw materials.
(22:39:13) LtAlexisWright: :: Mobilizes all unoccupied Operations staff to join the hull repair teams - if nothing else, they can do grunt work ::
(22:39:56) LtKuari: +Marines+ :: fills the security channel with call-ins, orders, and rushes mid-ship, where several marines meet her and she links up their suits with the signal ::
(22:42:06) VAdmBlackthorne: Otherwise, with those hull breaches, I would expect it to be some time before we're slipstream capable again. Therefore, we stay. It's unfortunate, but they insisted when they shot at us repeatedly.
(22:42:31) CdrHarper: :: jumps down from the Boudica and heads for the locker room ::
(22:42:50) LtKuari: :: approaches the infiltration site, confident in their defense, then moves in on the boarding party with stunning shots blazing, before they can even look at her funny ::
(22:42:53) LtAlexisWright: Do we have a clear sense that there's a core group of rebels who haven't defected 5 times in the last 20 minutes?
(22:43:28) DoctorTav: :: finishes with Rinyar's cerebral edema, moving on to the pulmonary. Once again, Tav is highly impressed with how quickly Doctor Nolan worked, even with the EMH assistance. Checking the time, this is the fastest Tav has ever seen a cerebral edema taken care of :: Alex, do you realize how great you are at this? Why haven't you been offered a CMO?
(22:43:37) VAdmBlackthorne: Ot appears to have stayed on his own side. :: smirks ::
(22:43:43) ColDougMcKnight: If we're doing this, then I suppose our best best is to form up with Ot's ship. We're still pretty sure he's a rebel, right?
(22:44:13) VAdmBlackthorne: I've been keeping us nearby. Shooting at him/with him has been the only way I can tell who's who.
(22:46:05) CdrTKirr: DrNolan> :: offers Tav a lopsided grin :: I have, but it wasn't on Atlantis. Something about some old ancient slug alien with more seniority.
(22:46:19) CdrHarper: :: doffs and stows her flightsuit and helmet, then heads to the TL :: Bridge!
(22:47:02) CdrTKirr: Ash> :: parks, gets out, and hopes the bigger ship she's parked in doesn't blow up ::
(22:47:27) VAdmBlackthorne: Syvek> :: finds that one of the intruders he thought to be dead from the grenade attack wasn't quite as dead as he thought, since said intruder reaches up and slips a knife into a seam in his armor, at the waist ::
(22:47:46) CdrHarper: +S+ Good flying, Sharks!
(22:48:15) VAdmBlackthorne: Syvek> :: Said intruder is promptly killed, shot, and beaten, in that order, by the marines in his squad ::
(22:48:32) LtAlexisWright: I have some magnetic drones that we use for sample collection, we could probably modify them to collect debris... if we need raw materials.
(22:48:38) VAdmBlackthorne: Syvek> Ehhhhhhhhhh....
(22:49:13) LtKuari: :: completely overruns the boarding party with her marines, it was quite a show, in a one-sided and very unfair respect ::
(22:50:07) VAdmBlackthorne: Marines> :: carries Syvek to sickbay ::
(22:50:21) LtKuari: (( Oh noes, Syvek, not again! ))
(22:50:44) LtAlexisWright: (( does Sickbay do punch cards for frequent visitors? ))
(22:50:51) ColDougMcKnight: ( At least he didn't wind up stuffed in a closet this time. )
(22:51:50) VAdmBlackthorne: (He's only been in like once!)
(22:51:55) LtAlexisWright: :: fielding logistical questions from personnel all over the ship ::
(22:52:48) DoctorTav: :: looks up briefly and then back to his work :: Well, you deserve your own Sickbay. But it's my honor to have you here. LaserScalpel. :: holds out hand to EMH, who rolls his eyes at the thought of serving someone who can't POSSIBLY have the vast library of information in his head that the EMH is proud to have in his data banks to call on at exactly seventy-two nanoseconds requirement, before handing Tav the LaserScalpel ::
(22:52:51) ColDougMcKnight: Rak'nar> :: By the way, since I keep forgetting to actually use him and shall have to correct that ASAP, Rak'nar took part in clearing out the boarders. But he refused to shoot those who couldn't shoot back, and found a chair to beat them with instead. ::
(22:54:27) CdrHarper: :: arrives on the bridge and waits to see if the Admiral can get a moment to yield the helm ::
(22:54:35) LtKuari: +McKnight+ :: puffing a bit :: Kuari to Colonel McKnight. Deck Eleven has been secured, with the help of our broadcasted signal. Also, I just received word Deck Two has been secured, with one casualty...Syvek, sir. All boarding parties have been apprehended and are being escorted to the brig.
(22:55:49) LtAlexisWright: Colonel, did I hear properly that all boarding parties have been cleared?
(22:56:00) CdrTKirr: :: welcomes Harper back onto the Bridge with a slight nod ::
(22:56:32) CdrHarper: :: smiles at T'Kirr as she waits :: Commander.
(22:56:41) VAdmBlackthorne: Be with you in a minute Kate, stand by.
(22:56:45) CdrHarper: Aye sir.
(22:56:58) CdrTKirr: (( Deck 7 was promptly squelched, since that's a stupid place to land, AKA the brig itself, and main security office. Didn't bother roleplaying the fact. ))
(22:57:01) ColDougMcKnight: :: Holds up a hand to Wright, signaling her to hold on that one moment. :: +Kuari+ What is Lieutenant Syvek's condition?
(22:57:33) VAdmBlackthorne: Syvek> :(
(22:57:43) LtAlexisWright: (( bahahaha ))
(22:58:05) LtKuari: :: stops to rest a moment :: +McKnight+ Unclear, sir. He's been taken to Sickbay. A knife-wound.
(22:58:22) VAdmBlackthorne: :: manages to get back alongside Ot and find a lull in the battle :: All yours. :: slides out the way ::
(22:58:30) CdrHarper: :: takes the helm ::
(22:59:35) ColDougMcKnight: ( Yeah, I imagine the security office is pretty stupidly fortified these days. Transport inhibitors, fixed weapons emplacements, all that crazy crap.)
(23:00:09) VAdmBlackthorne: (The intruders don't know that. They could beam in and be like WELL FUCK)
(23:00:13) CdrTKirr: (( Also with security personnel rushing out of it to go elsewhere happening upon them ))
(23:00:15) ColDougMcKnight: + Kuari + Alright. But I want an update as soon as he's stabilized. McKnight out.
(23:00:48) ColDougMcKnight: ( Yeah. I imagine it was pretty hilarious. )
(23:01:05) LtAlexisWright: (( the Benny Hill theme played. ))
(23:01:06) VAdmBlackthorne: (Five minutes!)
(23:01:14) ColDougMcKnight: We are pest free below decks.
(23:01:55) ColDougMcKnight: But I'll have regular sweeps doubled for the next few hours, door to door. Just in case they missed a straggler.
(23:02:08) CdrTKirr: Sensors aren't exactly reliable.
(23:02:22) VAdmBlackthorne: :: looking at the tactical overlay on his chair arm :: And it looks like the rebels are finally starting to win.
(23:02:40) LtAlexisWright: Can I advise those sheltering from boarding parties that they can come out and play now?
(23:04:55) DoctorTav: :: with the pulmonary edema fixed, Rinyar's chances are substantially higher than they were when she started in surgery, but she's certainlly not out of the woods with the hemotomas.
(23:04:56) DoctorTav: ::
(23:06:07) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(23:06:07) LtAlexisWright: Or should we let them cower for a while?
(23:06:08) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(23:06:12) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(23:06:18) LtAlexisWright: :: || ::
(23:06:20) DoctorTav: :: pauses ::
(23:06:59) CdrTKirr: :: pauses ::
(23:07:32) VAdmBlackthorne: Nicely done! Glad we ended up getting to play. :)
(23:07:36) LtAlexisWright: :D
(23:07:39) CdrTKirr: Me, too.
(23:07:41) DoctorTav: Me too!
(23:07:50) LtAlexisWright: And me.
(23:07:59) ColDougMcKnight: Yeah, fine. Me too.
(23:08:07) LtAlexisWright: PEER PRESSURE
(23:08:32) CdrTKirr: Omg don't make us fight without the tank
(23:08:47) VAdmBlackthorne: That's a good point.
(23:09:07) CdrTKirr: Make the cleric tank
(23:09:17) VAdmBlackthorne: Hm, that'd be Tav, I think.
(23:09:46) LtAlexisWright: I think I might be the bard. I'm not directly useful in a fight, but I'll support the shit out of you!
(23:09:59) VAdmBlackthorne: And we can use your bodies as cover?
(23:09:59) CdrTKirr: Pretty much, yeah
(23:10:03) DoctorTav: Sing songs and make us all strong
(23:10:26) DoctorTav: Unfortunately for those who need a cleric, this cleric is currently digging around inside a crewman.
(23:10:26) LtAlexisWright: Yes, a pile of my corpses would be cover. What are you guys, then?
(23:10:28) CdrTKirr: Or maybe you're the scout that tells us what's coming
(23:13:46) LtAlexisWright: so yeah
(23:13:56) VAdmBlackthorne: I guess I'm the DM. :V
(23:14:18) LtAlexisWright: King Nerd!
(23:15:04) ColDougMcKnight: After tonight, I may have to re-assess my AC.
(23:15:24) LtAlexisWright: Armor Class? Or air conditioning?
(23:16:02) ColDougMcKnight: Did one of the enemy ships hit our air conditioner? Those dick heads!
(23:16:26) LtAlexisWright: I know, right?
(23:16:44) CdrTKirr: Cheap shot... =X
(23:16:48) DoctorTav: Well, we could always open a window.
(23:17:09) VAdmBlackthorne: I'm told the discoball was also knocked down and broken.
(23:17:13) DoctorTav: Wait. We're orbiting a sun. Closely. Better nix that idea.
(23:17:20) LtAlexisWright: ceiling fans are probably a nono when we could lose gravity.
(23:19:08) ColDougMcKnight: I'm forced to report our soft serve machine was also hit in the fire fight.
(23:19:25) LtAlexisWright: NOOOOOO NOT MR. YUMMY CONE
(23:19:45) VAdmBlackthorne: We'll have to make sacrifices.
(23:20:07) ColDougMcKnight: Ration the waffle cones.
(23:20:22) LtAlexisWright: senior staff only!
(23:20:23) ColDougMcKnight: We'll have to make do with those little flat base ones that taste like sweetened Styrofoam.
(23:22:33) VAdmBlackthorne: Truly, the worst of times.
(23:22:44) LtAlexisWright: Any other business? I actually have to go do some stuff that people are paying me to do.
(23:23:05) LtAlexisWright: which makes me want to do it!
(23:23:07) VAdmBlackthorne: Nope, see y'all next week
(23:23:13) LtAlexisWright: <3
(23:23:20) DoctorTav: Good night, everyone.
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(23:23:45) VAdmBlackthorne: G'night all!
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