Conversation with #ussatlantis at 3/23/2010 9:58:47 PM on VAdmBlackthorne@kryten.ga.us.darkmyst.org (irc)
(9:58:47 PM) The topic for #USSAtlantis is: pirates!
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(9:59:21 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya folks
(10:00:02 PM) Percy: Hoy
(10:00:05 PM) ColDougMcKnight [Mibbit@dm-29322.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] entered the room.
(10:01:39 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya Mike
(10:02:25 PM) Holly [Mibbit@dm-2442.hsd1.or.comcast.net] entered the room.
(10:02:54 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya Holly :)
(10:02:54 PM) DrRoxanneCarre [Mibbit@dm-38346.tukw.qwest.net] entered the room.
(10:03:01 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Evening.
(10:03:05 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Hellos
(10:03:19 PM) Holly: Hullos! I'm here to stalk you all again... I mean, observe.
(10:03:31 PM) CdrTKirr: Heya. Who are you?
(10:03:36 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: The idea here is to pressure her into joining us. One of us! One of us!
(10:03:46 PM) Holly: A friend of the Admiral and the Doctor. :)
(10:03:54 PM) CdrTKirr: Ah, welcome! ^_^
(10:04:07 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Hoy.
(10:04:09 PM) Holly: ^_^
(10:04:26 PM) Percy: Hoy thar!
(10:04:28 PM) Percy: And stuff.
(10:04:34 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Hiya Holly
(10:04:38 PM) CdrTKirr: Any friend of the Doctor is a friend of mine! Err... wait, wrong fandom. >_>
(10:05:44 PM) LtKuari [Mibbit@126.96.36.1995] entered the room.
(10:06:06 PM) CdrHarper [CdrHarper@dm-1706.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
(10:06:59 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: OK, well, most of us are here, so a bit of business first
(10:07:40 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Through certain obligations arising, the question of moving the sim to another night has arisen. Monday and Wednesday have been suggested. THoughts?
(10:08:04 PM) Percy: Wednesday would work okay.
(10:08:24 PM) ColDougMcKnight: I suppose Wednesday would work. That's my new "No work until the following night" night anyway.
(10:08:24 PM) Percy: For me, anyway.
(10:08:56 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Heh, it'd be weird. We've been on Tuesdays since approximately forever. 10 years or more, I guess. Before that, we were Saturday nights.
(10:09:43 PM) CdrTKirr: Yeah. Very strange. =P
(10:10:00 PM) CdrTKirr: Wednesday nights would work for me.
(10:10:49 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Seems like everyone's good with Wednesday then!
(10:10:57 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Hey, at least Atlantis will still be going.
(10:11:02 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Otherwise, that would be even weirder.
(10:11:07 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: You know, that's the best part, Mike. :)
(10:12:03 PM) CdrTKirr: True, that.
(10:12:23 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: I'll need to get in touch with Kiley, but let's tentatively plan for Wednesday next week then!!
(10:12:32 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Yay!
(10:12:36 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Kay.
(10:12:42 PM) CdrTKirr: That would be good.
(10:12:52 PM) LtKuari: Don't I get a vote? *ears wilt*
(10:13:17 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Primary characters only, you be quiet!
(10:13:36 PM) LtKuari: :: flinches as if whacked with a newspaper and curls up ::
(10:13:39 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: *shoos Kuari*
(10:13:43 PM) Percy: Puddington> ::pouts::
(10:13:56 PM) LtKuari: :: is shooed into a corner ::
(10:14:06 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: OK then, let's get started.
(10:14:13 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Quinn> ::Briefly remembers he exists, then pouts as well::
(10:14:19 PM) CdrTKirr: Attention! :: TWEEEET ::
(10:14:21 PM) CdrHarper: ::snorts::
(10:14:32 PM) ColDougMcKnight: :: AA ::
(10:14:36 PM) Percy: :: AA::
(10:14:48 PM) CdrTKirr: Not sure why I reversed the order of that. >.>
(10:15:41 PM) Percy: Is it opposite day?
(10:15:42 PM) VAdmBlackthorne has changed the topic to: We have repulsed the pirates from our ship and disarmed their nuke, but they've stolen three of our shuttles in an attempt to escape.
(10:15:50 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: We have them in a tractor beam. Questions?
(10:16:04 PM) Percy: Can we blow them up?
(10:16:09 PM) CdrTKirr: Hm, three? I had forgotten that.
(10:16:13 PM) Percy: Just sayin', we can make more shuttles.
(10:16:16 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Kinda need those. :v
(10:16:22 PM) Percy: Aww.
(10:16:44 PM) CdrTKirr: Is blowing them up THAT important? Must consider more options before splody property!
(10:16:56 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: OK then.
(10:16:57 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(10:16:58 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(10:16:59 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(10:17:32 PM) CdrTKirr: :: on the Bridge in the XO seat, reading over the ever-present report in the form of a PADD ::
(10:17:42 PM) CdrHarper: :: piloting the Missouri around to the shuttlebay and sees the three caught in the beam ::
(10:17:58 PM) LtKuari: :: lies in Sickbay :: I'm sick of these beds already.
(10:18:21 PM) LtSyvek [Mibbit@dm-1706.rcmdva.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
(10:18:55 PM) Percy: :: Having just disarmed the bomb, is now standing next to it looking triumphant.::
(10:19:44 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: eyes the viewer :: We don't have the power to pull against three impulse engines with the tractor. They're not moving.
(10:20:13 PM) CdrTKirr: Could we safely disable their engines?
(10:20:23 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::And with more marines arriving safely now via turbolift, McKnight turns to Percy:: That thing's dead, right? Doornail dead?
(10:20:37 PM) LtSyvek: :: guarding the bomb ::
(10:21:05 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Atlantis's weaponry would be too powerful.
(10:21:43 PM) Percy: :: Nods:: Doornail dead? More like Bucky dead.
(10:21:48 PM) Percy: (Oh wait crap)
(10:22:01 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: Hears Kuari, remotely activates the massage function on her bed ::
(10:22:13 PM) LtKuari: o.0
(10:22:50 PM) LtKuari: :: waits her turn a little more patiently ::
(10:22:51 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ...I'll take that as a yes. I think. In that case, you have the deck. First squad, form up! We've still got a freighter to clear of these bastards!
(10:23:09 PM) LtSyvek: :: forms up with McKnight ::
(10:23:37 PM) CdrTKirr: Any response to hails?
(10:23:57 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::And for the record, if McKnight were there, he could so safely disable their engines.::
(10:25:07 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Of course not. Is Commander Harper still in the runabout?
(10:25:57 PM) Percy: :: Percy nods upon realizing that the danger is really over, and then looks at the bomb and considers what to do with it. Probably best to chuck it into space...carefully, mind you.::
(10:26:30 PM) CdrTKirr: Yes, she's near the shuttles.
(10:27:29 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Have her use the Missouri's weaponry to knock out engine power with as little damage to the shuttles as possible.
(10:28:01 PM) CdrTKirr: +Harper+ T'Kirr to Harper. See if you can disable the engines on the shuttles. Try not to damage them.
(10:29:06 PM) CdrHarper: +T'Kirr+ With this thing's guns? I'll see what I can do.
(10:29:38 PM) LtKuari: :: flips over so the bed does a little less bother to her injuries :: Human technology is interesting.
(10:31:00 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Moves out, back onto the Bangalore, and seeks out the closest infrared readings.:: Keep close, and keep quiet. With all this goddam soup the reactor's putting out, we won't be able to get specific life form readings or register energy weapon emissions until we get close.
(10:31:11 PM) Percy: :: Finds herself one of those fancy hover handtrucks and a couple of engineers:: Alrighty, let's get this thing to Cargo Bay 4 and suck it out into space.
(10:31:20 PM) Percy: And then, we'll have ice cream.
(10:32:17 PM) CdrHarper: :: eases in behind the shuttles and starts taking shots at a power distribution node that should knock out the first one's engines ::
(10:32:34 PM) LtSyvek: :: follows along with McKnight, weapon at the ready ::
(10:34:49 PM) LtKuari: Rucara don't have beds that wiggle.
(10:35:39 PM) CdrHarper: :: mutters as it's taking too long to get through their shields with these pitiful guns ::
(10:36:25 PM) CdrTKirr: :: watches sensors ::
(10:37:00 PM) Percy: :: Whistles on the way to Cargo Bay 4, and deliberately does not think of how many times she's been in firefights since transferring to this ship::
(10:40:06 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: +T'Kirr+ This is taking a very long time, Commander.
(10:40:16 PM) CdrHarper: (erp, that's my line!) +T'Kirr+ This is taking a very long time, Commander.
(10:41:31 PM) CdrTKirr: +Harper+ Modulate your weapons to their shield frequencies. :: sends them ::
(10:41:49 PM) CdrHarper: :: gets the frequencies :: Oh why didn't you just say so.
(10:42:36 PM) CdrHarper: :: punches right through the shields with the frequencies, taking out a power distribution node in each shuttle ::
(10:43:03 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Puts up a hand to request silence and an all stop, believing he hears muttered curses up ahead. Just to be sure, he turns up the audio gain on his helmet::
(10:43:18 PM) LtSyvek: : stops and looks around ::
(10:43:38 PM) CdrTKirr: ( No one shout or Doug's going deaf! )
(10:43:40 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: smiles as the shuttles are pulled into the bay ::
(10:43:59 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Seal that shuttlebay until security can respond.
(10:44:20 PM) CdrTKirr: :: makes it so ::
(10:44:52 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: turns down the massage a level and adds minimal thermal heat :: I'll be scanning you now Lt. :: starts regenning visible damage ::
(10:45:34 PM) LtKuari: :: remains as still as she is able, which is considerably less than normal ::
(10:45:54 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (Thank you for the consideration! But he should be okay. I figure it'd be simple enough to filter it such that the speakers just don't broadcast above a certain decibel level. Same deal with night vision.)
(10:46:42 PM) CdrHarper: :: decides she probably shouldn't follow three shuttles full of pirates into the bay alone ::
(10:47:28 PM) CdrHarper: :: pilots the runabout around to another bay ::
(10:47:37 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Pirate!> Ferengi humping son of a whore! Tell me someone here knows how to shut down a reactor without killing us all.
(10:48:09 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Now that I think about it, why wait? Get a lock on any lifeforms on those shuttles and beam them to the brig.
(10:48:20 PM) Percy: :: Places the bomb down with some help on the cargo bay floor, and after setting up a force field around the bay door and the bomb, so as to contain the vacuum, there is a somewhat unenthusiastic countdown, and the door is opened::
(10:48:34 PM) Percy: Bomb> :: IN SPACE!!::
(10:48:48 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Pirate 2> Anti-matter. That's the bad stuff. We need to get rid of that first.
(10:49:02 PM) CdrHarper: :: dodges a bomb that suddenly flies out IN SPACE!!! ::
(10:49:10 PM) CdrTKirr: :: starts to do so, but frowns at the sensors :: Admiral... there's nothing to lock onto.
(10:49:15 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: What.
(10:51:25 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Broadcasts on helmet comms only so the sound doesn't carry.:: Okay, I think we can all agree it's for the best to take these idiots out BEFORE they have a chance to blow themselves up and take us with them. On me.
(10:51:37 PM) CdrTKirr: :: punches more buttons :: When Commander Harper disabled the power nodes, it appears to have disrupted a false lifesign generation program.
(10:51:46 PM) LtSyvek: Roger that.
(10:51:55 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Visual aid! It's just a shame no one can see the grin on his face as he tosses a photon grenade, set to stun, up into the air and catches it.::
(10:52:18 PM) CdrTKirr: :: turns to Blackthorne in a classic dun-dun-DUN Trek moment :: The pirates are gone.
(10:53:11 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Bloody hell.
(10:53:22 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Looks like you have a few repairs needed Lt. :: hypos her for the pain ::
(10:53:57 PM) LtKuari: :: relaxes more, still wiggling ::
(10:55:16 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Pirate!> ::Looks on forlornly as the black canister of whoop ass bounces along the deck:: A guy just can't make a fucking buck out here.
(10:55:24 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ACTION> BANG!
(10:55:32 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Any chance they could still be on board?
(10:56:50 PM) CdrTKirr: The surest way to know would be to board the shuttles.
(10:57:11 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Get a security team down there.
(10:57:42 PM) LtSyvek: Have them meet me down there, I want to take a look for myself.
(10:57:53 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (sigh, I fail tonight) Have them meet me down there, I want to take a look for myself.
(10:58:37 PM) CdrTKirr: :: nods to Tactical, who nods back ::
(10:58:47 PM) CdrTKirr: ( Because I'm not the only one on the Bridge! )
(10:58:51 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Rushes into the engineering chamber, quickly sweeping around any potential places of cover they could have dived to avoid the initial blast. No one on his side.:: Clear!
(10:59:14 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: turns on auto regen :: You should be feeling better soon missy.
(10:59:34 PM) LtSyvek: :: heads around the other side, stepping over bodies :: Clear!
(10:59:51 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: exits the bridge, directing the TL to the shuttlebay ::
(11:00:08 PM) CdrHarper: :: lands the Missouri and powers her down, heading into the TL :: Assault bay.
(11:00:31 PM) Percy: :: Moments later, Percy and crew are in Ten Forward munching on ice cream.::
(11:00:58 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: meets up with some Marines outside of the main shuttlebay ::
(11:01:44 PM) LtKuari: :: grins toothily at Carre, her tongue lolling from her unconventional position :: Thanks, Dr. Carre.
(11:01:50 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Montrose> ::Nods:: Sir.
(11:02:56 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: follows them in as they clear the area ::
(11:03:13 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Nods and turns to a console:: Alright, let's shut this annoying thing down. Syvek, contact Harper to make sure she's out of the way, then vent anti-matter.
(11:03:24 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: sweep the area, I should say ::
(11:03:29 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (Or however one gets rid of that stuff before they shut down containment.)
(11:03:59 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Montrose> Okay, all clear! Approaching shuttles.
(11:04:11 PM) LtSyvek: +Harper+ Lt. Syvek to Commander Harper. Are you clear of the freighter?
(11:04:29 PM) CdrHarper: :: enters the assault bay and heads straight for the locker room :: +Syvek+ Yes, I'm aboard Atlantis.
(11:04:33 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Anything for my favorite dragon. :: grins ::
(11:04:36 PM) LtSyvek: She's clear, sir.
(11:05:06 PM) LtKuari: :: brightens :: Chocolate?
(11:05:24 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: opens her locker and finds a snake :: Eeeek! :: slams the door ::
(11:05:25 PM) CdrTKirr: :: watches internal sensors ::
(11:05:29 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (DAMMIT)
(11:05:43 PM) CdrHarper: :: opens her locker and finds a snake :: Eeeek! :: slams the door ::
(11:06:07 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: the marines announce all three shuttles as clear, he enters what was the lead one ::
(11:07:04 PM) CdrHarper: :: stands there for a minute, contemplating ::
(11:08:55 PM) Percy: (GET THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES OFF MAH MOTHERFUCKING SPACESHIP!)
(11:08:57 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: mulls over the request :: Oh fine! :: unwraps a chocolate and holds it out for Kuari ::
(11:09:32 PM) CdrHarper: I... think I'll keep the flightsuit on for now.
(11:09:53 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ACTION> Blackthorne will find a note on the back of the pilot's chair. Pinned there with a dagger. Because that's ALWAYS how pirates leave notes. Apparently they never invented mail in Pirate Town.
(11:10:15 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: pulls out the dagger :: How cliche.
(11:10:35 PM) LtKuari: :: perks up :: Ooh, you have chocolate ON YOU? :: snaps it up ::
(11:11:08 PM) Percy: :: Examines the PADD in from of her as though she were a sage contemplating the universe:: Yes, I believe I shall have mint chocolate chip this time.
(11:11:24 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: takes the note ::
(11:11:50 PM) CdrHarper: :: walks out into the assault bay and immediately noticed the Boudica has been painted pink ::
(11:13:02 PM) CdrHarper: :: stands there, dumbfounded ::
(11:13:04 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Of course I do, I'm a doctor!
(11:14:04 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Note reads> Admiral Blackthorne, because sooner or later I imagine you WILL be reading this. I just want you to know, I take umbrage at the use of the term "pirate". I assure you, I am a wholly licensed and respectable Privateer of the Kelmyn Confederacy. If you're ever in that neck of the woods for some fresh air, I'll happily meet you face to face so I
(11:14:46 PM) ColDougMcKnight: can show you my Letters of Marque.
(11:15:04 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Signed: You can't possibly think I'm that stupid.
(11:15:16 PM) CdrTKirr: (( ROFL ))
(11:15:16 PM) ColDougMcKnight: P.S. They're cliches for a reason.
(11:15:42 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: smirks :: What a smarmy bastard.
(11:16:07 PM) Holly: (*amused*)
(11:16:19 PM) CdrHarper: :: sighs in exasperation, and is fairly sure Blackthorne will kill someone over this ::
(11:16:40 PM) CdrHarper: :: exits the TL and directs it to 10-F, avoiding the bridge ::
(11:17:17 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: takes the note and heads out of the shuttle, dismissing the Marines ::
(11:18:02 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Okay. Venting anti-matter...powering down reactor.
(11:18:11 PM) ColDougMcKnight: +T'Kirr+ McKnight to Atlantis.
(11:18:14 PM) CdrHarper: :: heads into 10-F, helmet in hand ::
(11:18:25 PM) CdrTKirr: +McKnight+ Go ahead, Colonel.
(11:19:33 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: enters the TL again :: Bridge!
(11:20:00 PM) ColDougMcKnight: +T'Kirr+ The Bangalore's reactor is shut down. You should now have unimpeded scanning and transporter capacity. Can you confirm?
(11:20:45 PM) CdrTKirr: +McKnight+ :: tap, tap :: Confirmed.
(11:21:17 PM) Percy: :: considers a third helping, but decides that she would feel irresponsible. And also fat.:: Alright, I guess it's time to get back to work.
(11:21:35 PM) CdrHarper: :: finds Percy :: You sure you don't have any more of that?
(11:22:21 PM) Percy: Hey! :: Smiles:: Well, hell, I imagine I could find a little more. How'd the shuttle thing go?
(11:22:23 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: arrives on the bridge shaking his head ::
(11:22:46 PM) CdrTKirr: :: looks over, still on open comm with McKnight ::
(11:23:12 PM) CdrHarper: Sorry to say, but there are three shuttles in need of repair after I shot out power to their engines.
(11:23:27 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: notices a scratch on Kuari's eye, fixes it, applies an eyepatch :: You should keep this on for a day or so. :: tries not to laugh ::
(11:23:50 PM) CdrHarper: But at least they're intact.
(11:24:07 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: hands the note to T'Kirr :: Our pirates take offense to the term.
(11:24:43 PM) Percy: Aw...oh well, it's better than being shot at.
(11:25:08 PM) CdrTKirr: :: reads over the note with a perked eyebrow ::
(11:25:18 PM) CdrHarper: So, the ice cream? I need a last meal since Blackthorne's gonna kill me.
(11:25:38 PM) LtKuari: :: closes her mouth, blinking one eye :: Whaaat?
(11:26:01 PM) Percy: Sure! You want chocolate, DOUBLE chocolate, or rabbit food?
(11:26:07 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Eye patch, dont want that to get um...infected!
(11:26:24 PM) CdrHarper: Double!
(11:26:47 PM) LtKuari: :: doesn't move, but is still wiggling :: Couldn't I just lick it now and then?
(11:27:27 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: No, eyepatch is very important.
(11:27:36 PM) Percy: Good choice! :: Scoops up a hearty helping of something sinful and places a spoon with it in front of Harper::
(11:27:53 PM) CdrHarper: Don't tell Doc Carre. :: digs in :
(11:28:01 PM) CdrTKirr: :: passes the note back :: Is this Privateer daring you to a confrontation?
(11:28:20 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: It's possible.
(11:29:37 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (P.P.S. Yes, I did in fact just dare you to fight me. Your ship is a piece of shit, and so is your face.)
(11:29:57 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: sees the last line which was folded under :: Oh, yes, yes he is.
(11:30:00 PM) LtKuari: :: appears quite dejected :: Well, this could be inconvenient. I can only see on one side of my head.
(11:30:13 PM) Holly: (snerk)
(11:30:16 PM) Percy: (LMAO)
(11:31:00 PM) CdrHarper: :: gets an idea :: If I talk to T'Kirr first, maybe I will live.
(11:31:32 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Yes but you'll be laying around here most of the time.
(11:31:50 PM) CdrTKirr: ( So is the bomb an attempt to throw it in a fan? )
(11:32:18 PM) CdrHarper: :: eagerly finishes the ice cream ::
(11:32:26 PM) LtKuari: :: lies still :: I hold you responsible if I hit someone with my horn trying to look around.
(11:33:22 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Status of the Bangalore?
(11:33:23 PM) LtKuari: Where did you get an eyepatch big enough for my eye, anyway?
(11:33:28 PM) Percy: It's certainly possible. But hey, as last meals go, ice cream's a pretty good one.
(11:33:40 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (This from the one who knows there are ants in a closed desk drawer?)
(11:33:43 PM) CdrHarper: :: licks her lips :: Mmmhmmm.
(11:34:13 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Um...I replicated a regular one at 400 size.
(11:34:58 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Okay. Billings, Vadosia, guard this chamber until reinforcements arrive. Then rendezvous with us on the bridge. Everyone else, we're walking!
(11:35:00 PM) CdrTKirr: :: frowns, as the comm apparently closed :: McKnight's team shut down the reactor. Scanning and transport functionality restored.
(11:35:06 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::And it's on to the next target.::
(11:35:14 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (Five minute warning!)
(11:35:30 PM) LtKuari: Oh.
(11:36:00 PM) LtKuari: I didn't know you could do that.
(11:36:10 PM) LtKuari: :: shifts :: Do you think that would work on my rations?
(11:38:54 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Are there any survivors of the original crew?
(11:39:40 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Are you still hungry? I increased your caloric allowance.
(11:40:37 PM) LtKuari: I'm always hungry.
(11:41:24 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (Wow. If only the Rukagru had chosen to terrorize the inside of a fresh whale carcass.)
(11:41:59 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(11:42:00 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(11:42:01 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(11:43:42 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Pirates make me happy.
(11:43:54 PM) Percy: Throwing bombs needlessly into space makes me happy.
(11:43:56 PM) ColDougMcKnight: I know I'm very subtle about that.
(11:44:01 PM) LtKuari: You have to ask yourself why I am always hungry. Perhaps I'm not eating what I was made to? >_>
(11:44:12 PM) Percy: Perhaps you're The Flash!
(11:44:18 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Or Nibbler.
(11:44:29 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: But we dont have enough babies on board!
(11:44:41 PM) Percy: lmao
(11:44:46 PM) ColDougMcKnight: I'm just wondering how it's physically possible that she's light weight.
(11:44:53 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: hollow bones~!
(11:44:55 PM) Percy: Thank you for making the dead baby joke before I got the chance.
(11:45:01 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: HAHAHA!
(11:45:05 PM) Holly: *ponders replicating babies*
(11:45:07 PM) CdrTKirr: Ouch.
(11:45:17 PM) Percy: Wow. That...that just seems wrong.
(11:45:25 PM) Percy: It's like cloning, only for food.
(11:45:45 PM) Holly: I can always be trusted to go just a LITTLE too far. *solemn nod*
(11:45:50 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Hehe
(11:45:55 PM) Percy: I LIKE THIS ONE!
(11:46:03 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: laughs ::
(11:46:05 PM) Percy: Can we keep her?
(11:46:08 PM) Holly: Yay, they like me!
(11:46:11 PM) LtKuari: Apparently I'm not very dense. =/
(11:46:16 PM) Percy: Please? Oh please oh please?
(11:46:46 PM) CdrTKirr: Uh oh, heh
(11:46:47 PM) Percy: Well, I guess you'll just have to get some baby meat into those bones to help with that.
(11:47:04 PM) Holly: *uses high-density gases in amusing ways to make low-density Kuari appear to levitate*
(11:47:05 PM) Percy: I hear we've got a maternity ward around SOMEWHERE.
(11:47:06 PM) LtKuari: Maybe I'll gain weight on the diet.
(11:47:17 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: How about a nice puppy.
(11:47:41 PM) LtKuari: *flaps wings and flies around room*
(11:47:47 PM) Percy: Or ten nice puppies on a bed of rice.
(11:47:53 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: See Holly, they want you to join. :)
(11:47:56 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Hush puppies!
(11:47:57 PM) Holly: *applause*
(11:48:01 PM) CdrTKirr: Yes, we do.
(11:48:04 PM) Percy: *high fives Carre*
(11:48:23 PM) Holly: Sweet and Sour Puppies? Puppies and Broccoli? Cashew Puppies?
(11:48:32 PM) Holly: I think I'd like to join. ^_^
(11:48:36 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: *grins wickedly at Percy*
(11:48:41 PM) CdrTKirr: OMG :: plugs Vulcan ears :: LA LA LA LAA
(11:49:30 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Yay!!!!!
(11:49:32 PM) Percy: Heeheehee
(11:49:48 PM) Holly: You have to, like, tell me what I need to do and stuff. And things.
(11:49:54 PM) CdrTKirr: :: lets go of ears :: Yay what? What'd I miss?
(11:49:59 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: We need a proctologist!
(11:50:00 PM) Holly: Not that this is an issue for you, Jason.
(11:50:23 PM) LtKuari: :: lands on Holly lightly :: I can has?
(11:50:29 PM) Holly: If I'm a proctologist, I have to have a monocle and exclaim "GREAT SCOTT!" frequently.
(11:50:55 PM) Holly: *puts sparklies on Kuari* You can has!
(11:50:58 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: "Paging Dr. Browne"
(11:51:05 PM) Holly: Lawls.
(11:51:11 PM) LtKuari: O_O Shiny!
(11:51:14 PM) Percy: LMAO
(11:51:22 PM) Percy: Monocle!
(11:51:38 PM) Holly: It is the most awesome form of eyewear.
(11:51:42 PM) Percy: It is!
(11:51:56 PM) Percy: Best paired with a top hat, i find.
(11:52:01 PM) Percy: On top of a T-Rex.
(11:52:03 PM) Holly: Well.... a 400x size eyepatch is close.
(11:52:05 PM) Holly: OH YEAH.
(11:52:08 PM) LtKuari: :: flies off Holly and promptly runs into a wall ::
(11:52:15 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Okay I have to go take my puppy potty AGAIN.
(11:52:15 PM) Holly: With a diamond-tipped pimp cane.
(11:52:22 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: snicker ::
(11:52:24 PM) Percy: Hell yes.
(11:52:25 PM) LtKuari: Eyepatches suck. =/
(11:52:42 PM) Holly: *soothes Kuari*
(11:52:43 PM) CdrTKirr: I think these two will get along just fine...
(11:52:48 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Yase.
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(11:53:14 PM) Holly: Who can argue with a T-rex WITH A PIMP CANE!?
(11:53:17 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Night guys! Welcome Holly. :D
(11:53:24 PM) CdrTKirr: Does Holly know the google group?
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(11:53:25 PM) Holly: Nini Brat. <3
(11:53:41 PM) Holly: Holly is oblivious to said google group.
(11:53:54 PM) Percy: No one, that's who.
(11:54:05 PM) LtKuari: It has my picture on it! :: bounces ::
(11:54:14 PM) Percy: Also, I should go. Late night snack calls! And then maybe sleep.
(11:54:15 PM) Holly: *fistbumps Percy*
(11:54:16 PM) Percy: MAYBE.
(11:54:22 PM) Percy: *Fistbumps back*
(11:54:25 PM) Holly: Nini! :D
(11:54:38 PM) CdrTKirr: Night, Percy. See you Wednesday?
(11:54:45 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Yes, don't forget, Wednesday next week!
(11:54:50 PM) Percy: Verily!
(11:54:53 PM) CdrTKirr: That's SO odd.
(11:54:55 PM) Holly: Forsooth!
(11:54:57 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Ain't it just?
(11:54:59 PM) CdrTKirr: Egads!
(11:55:03 PM) Percy: I shall see thee upon the-Wedneday.
(11:55:05 PM) Percy: Alack.
(11:55:07 PM) Percy: And stuff.
(11:55:12 PM) Percy: Later!
(11:55:18 PM) Holly: *wave*
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(11:55:35 PM) Holly: So Jason, you will tell me all the stuffs I need to know?
(11:56:40 PM) Holly: *crickets*
(11:57:55 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Yes, of course. :)
(11:58:43 PM) Holly: Not now, though, huh? *sad panda face*
(11:59:16 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Listen to vent and I will.
(11:59:31 PM) Holly: blah that's in the other room.
(11:59:31 PM) Holly: Hold on.
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