Conversation with #ussatlantis at 5/26/2009 9:50:11 PM on VAdmBlackthorne@betamatrix.ny.us.darkmyst.org (irc)
(9:50:11 PM) The topic for #USSAtlantis is: pie
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(9:50:30 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya Rob
(9:53:42 PM) JusstinCase: Hallo!
(9:53:54 PM) CdrHarper [luceo@74.84.154.27797] entered the room.
(9:56:55 PM) ColDougMcKnight [Mibbit@dm-39306.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] entered the room.
(9:57:01 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya Mike
(9:57:04 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Evening!
(9:57:19 PM) TKirr [Mibbit@dm-30291.159.205.68.cfl.res.rr.com] entered the room.
(9:57:44 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Hi T'Kirr
(9:58:10 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Oh, hey! And did the room hide idlers last week?
(9:58:18 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: I don't think so...
(9:58:32 PM) JusstinCase: It's growing.
(9:58:35 PM) JusstinCase: Learning.
(9:58:46 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Oh, dear.
(9:59:07 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: SKynet will soon be self-aware.
(9:59:47 PM) Charity [Mibbit@dm-9290.hsd1.ny.comcast.net] entered the room.
(10:00:00 PM) JusstinCase: And then it will be over for humanity.
(10:00:03 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Evening!
(10:00:05 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya Charity :)
(10:00:11 PM) Charity: Hihi!
(10:00:14 PM) JusstinCase: Charity!
(10:00:21 PM) Charity: Jusstin!
(10:00:45 PM) Charity is now known as Guest5673
(10:01:03 PM) Guest5673: Hey
(10:01:04 PM) JusstinCase: Guest5673!
(10:01:18 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Did you register that nick last week to require a password?
(10:01:27 PM) Guest5673: No
(10:01:41 PM) Guest5673 left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(10:01:45 PM) JusstinCase: Hm?
(10:01:54 PM) Charity [Mibbit@dm-9290.hsd1.ny.comcast.net] entered the room.
(10:02:08 PM) JusstinCase: Charity!
(10:02:11 PM) JusstinCase: :-D
(10:02:12 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: If you get a message from nickserv telling you to identify, it's a registered nick.
(10:02:15 PM) Charity: Getting the warning again :-(
(10:02:22 PM) Charity left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(10:02:53 PM) CharitySuite [Mibbit@dm-9290.hsd1.ny.comcast.net] entered the room.
(10:02:58 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Maybe someone took that name. :(
(10:03:29 PM) CharitySuite: Was mine first
(10:03:33 PM) CharitySuite: Poopheads
(10:03:35 PM) JusstinCase: Hmph.
(10:03:35 PM) DrRoxanneCarre [Mibbit@dm-17738.tukw.qwest.net] entered the room.
(10:03:37 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Hiya Doc
(10:03:39 PM) JusstinCase: Do you know their addresses?
(10:03:48 PM) CharitySuite: Can we hunt them down?
(10:03:59 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: We have Marines. They don't. Clearly they're outmatched.
(10:04:08 PM) JusstinCase: We have ... Star Trek Marines.
(10:04:34 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Shhh.
(10:04:39 PM) CptMuresh [Mibbit@dm-30291.159.205.68.cfl.res.rr.com] entered the room.
(10:05:03 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: We have marines?
(10:05:20 PM) CharitySuite: Can we watch them work out?
(10:05:31 PM) JusstinCase: ::groans::
(10:05:43 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Yes.
(10:05:54 PM) CharitySuite: Do they wear shorts?
(10:06:08 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Maaaaaybe.
(10:06:14 PM) CharitySuite: ::totally a leg woman::
(10:06:27 PM) Percy [Mibbit@66.30.0.35918] entered the room.
(10:06:53 PM) Percy: Pie pie pie?
(10:06:55 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Pie.
(10:06:59 PM) JusstinCase: Short shorts?
(10:07:01 PM) CharitySuite: ::reads an order that requires the men to wear shorts when on duty::
(10:07:05 PM) CharitySuite: YES!
(10:07:08 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Alrighty then, Glenn seems to think that he needs food to live, so he'll be late.
(10:07:16 PM) JusstinCase: How does McKnight feel about this?
(10:07:23 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Glenn eating food to live?
(10:08:29 PM) TKirr: I thought that was optional, just to give bonus stats.
(10:08:31 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Alright, let's get started, food or not.
(10:08:53 PM) Percy: Nah, it just determines whether your model is skinny or fat (Fable II reference).
(10:08:55 PM) JusstinCase: It gives you a plus-one bonus to all digestion rolls.
(10:08:56 PM) Percy: 'Kay!
(10:09:00 PM) AdmACZuriyev [Mibbit@dm-13427.justsell.com] entered the room.
(10:09:13 PM) Percy: (Unless you've got dietary problems.)
(10:11:16 PM) TKirr: ::TWEEEEEEEEET::
(10:11:23 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::AA::
(10:11:45 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: aa ::
(10:11:46 PM) CdrHarper: ::AA::
(10:11:48 PM) JusstinCase: ::AA::
(10:11:50 PM) CharitySuite: ::AA::
(10:12:09 PM) VAdmBlackthorne has changed the topic to: Cue the Law and Order theme! Tonight we're all gathered in a hearing room for an inquiry from Cpt Muresh from Starfleet JAG into the seizure of command of the USS Atlantis by the late Commander Sankoh and Admiral Harris. Statements will be taken from all involved senior officers. CHOOM-CHOOM Starbase Vinland, 0800 hours...
(10:12:18 PM) Percy: ::AA::
(10:12:35 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Questions?
(10:12:47 PM) CharitySuite: (w) choom choom?
(10:12:55 PM) CdrHarper: The Law and Order noise.
(10:13:18 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Do we have Sam Waterstone?
(10:13:27 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: God I hope not, we'd be screwed if he was prosecuting.
(10:13:30 PM) JusstinCase: I miss Jerry Orbach.
(10:13:35 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: misses lennie ::
(10:13:51 PM) CharitySuite: I never watched it. :-/
(10:14:07 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Lennie was awesome, yes.
(10:14:09 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Anyway....
(10:14:11 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(10:14:12 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(10:14:14 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: BEGIN SIM
(10:14:42 PM) JusstinCase: ::twiddling his thumbs, definitely seated next to Charity::
(10:15:18 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: ::sitting comfortably, looking confidently up at the review board, and the light shining off Zuriyev's head::
(10:15:18 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (Oh, is this a dress uniform thing?)
(10:15:24 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (Yes)
(10:15:27 PM) CharitySuite: ::swinging her feet::
(10:15:37 PM) CharitySuite: :: and then swinging them::
(10:15:50 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: staring at the assembled crew of the Atlantis ::
(10:16:00 PM) CptMuresh: The JAG calls Lieutenant JG Jusstin Case.
(10:16:07 PM) CharitySuite: ::blinks::
(10:16:10 PM) JusstinCase: ::tugging at the collar of his uniform:: These things are designed to be uncomfortable on purpose, aren't they?
(10:16:16 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: tries not to yawn ::
(10:16:18 PM) CharitySuite: ::squeezes his hand:: Don' be nervis.
(10:16:26 PM) JusstinCase: ::squeezes back::
(10:16:32 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: elbows Carre ::
(10:16:41 PM) JusstinCase: Yes, present.
(10:16:52 PM) CptMuresh: Please. ::motions to the seat::
(10:16:52 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: grunts and considers elbowing back ::
(10:17:08 PM) Percy: :: Percy sits up straight next to McKnight, watching and waiting to be called.::
(10:17:11 PM) JusstinCase: ::sits down, perched on the edge of the chair::
(10:17:18 PM) JusstinCase: [Dammit, that's annoying.]
(10:17:19 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::In that case, McKnight is also seemingly confident and relaxed. After all, it's a little hard to get intimidated by a maitre d trying to chew you out.::
(10:17:25 PM) CptMuresh: Mr Case please describe as much as you can recall regarding the events of the mutiny?
(10:17:28 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: watches Case, making notes ::
(10:18:22 PM) JusstinCase: Yes.
(10:18:26 PM) JusstinCase: Well.
(10:18:28 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: zones out doing mental solutions for level 5 of fallout 96 ::
(10:19:25 PM) JusstinCase: There was this ... admiral ... fellow.
(10:19:38 PM) JusstinCase: And ... he ... evidently didn't like us very much.
(10:19:53 PM) CptMuresh: Am I correct in assuming you are speaking of Admiral Harris?
(10:20:10 PM) JusstinCase: Yes, that's right.
(10:20:14 PM) CptMuresh: Go on.
(10:20:25 PM) CharitySuite: :: smiles encouragingly::
(10:20:34 PM) JusstinCase: He ... I believe ... had some friends on Atlantis.
(10:20:48 PM) JusstinCase: At least one, anyway.
(10:20:49 PM) CptMuresh: Please elaborate.
(10:21:20 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: makes notes on his PADD ::
(10:21:43 PM) JusstinCase: There was this Skybox fellow, or something like that.
(10:22:14 PM) CptMuresh: ::blinks:: I'm sorry?
(10:22:29 PM) JusstinCase: No, that's not right...
(10:22:40 PM) JusstinCase: Psyduck?
(10:22:47 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: glares at Case ::
(10:23:07 PM) JusstinCase: Syvek!
(10:23:08 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Facepalm::
(10:23:09 PM) JusstinCase: Yes, that was it.
(10:23:23 PM) CptMuresh: All right, let's try something else. Can you relate what events you were a part of specifically?
(10:23:28 PM) LtSyvek [luceo@74.84.154.27797] entered the room.
(10:23:36 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (lmao)
(10:23:37 PM) LtSyvek: :: raises an eyebrow ::
(10:23:55 PM) JusstinCase: Yes.
(10:24:23 PM) JusstinCase: I was on the bridge, doing those ... science ... ish ... things ... that I do.
(10:25:24 PM) JusstinCase: And this team of unpleasant fellows burst in on us.
(10:25:42 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: elbows Carre again ::
(10:25:46 PM) CptMuresh: ::is nodding patiently::
(10:25:52 PM) JusstinCase: They started shooting at us!
(10:26:05 PM) JusstinCase: Quite rude, I should say.
(10:26:09 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Turns to Percy with an exasperated whisper:: Is it too late to kill him and blame it on mutineers?
(10:26:14 PM) CptMuresh: And you obviously survived.
(10:26:14 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: shifts a bit away from sharp elbows ::
(10:26:28 PM) JusstinCase: Well, I think their phasers were set on stun.
(10:26:35 PM) Percy: ...Probably is, yeah. Sorry.
(10:26:41 PM) CptMuresh: So you were shot.
(10:26:50 PM) JusstinCase: No, not quite.
(10:26:54 PM) Cubit [Mibbit@dm-17738.tukw.qwest.net] entered the room.
(10:27:47 PM) Cubit: :: comes out from under Carres hair and points his 'baton' at Blackthorne ::
(10:27:48 PM) JusstinCase: They dragged me off to the brig, where I was incarcerated with Admiral Blackthorne and Executive Officer T'Kirr.
(10:28:00 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: pats Cubit ::
(10:28:20 PM) CharitySuite: :: sees Cubit come out fully armed with his tampon::
(10:28:27 PM) Cubit: :: whirrs faintly ::
(10:28:38 PM) Percy: ::Giggles slightly at seeing Cubit and his...weapon.::
(10:28:46 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: mutters :: Traitor.
(10:29:12 PM) JusstinCase: ::sweating a bit::
(10:29:23 PM) CptMuresh: ::nods:: All right. You may step down, Mr. Case.
(10:29:44 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: wonders about this Case fellow ::
(10:29:45 PM) Cubit: :: retreats back under Carres hair ::
(10:29:49 PM) JusstinCase: ::nods and returns to his seat::
(10:29:57 PM) JusstinCase: ::looks over at Charity:: I did good?
(10:30:19 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: eyes Case and makes notes on his PADD ::
(10:30:33 PM) JusstinCase: [With the red pen?]
(10:30:40 PM) CptMuresh: ::looks down at his PADD:: Next up, Lieutenant Syvek. ::gestures to the chair::
(10:30:46 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (( Oh yes. ))
(10:30:47 PM) CharitySuite: :: squeezes his arm, ostensibly for suport, but actually getting a gratuitous feel of his guns:: Y'all were great!
(10:31:07 PM) LtSyvek: :: calmly stands and makes his way to the chair :: Captain, sir.
(10:31:29 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (( Probably says "see me after class" ))
(10:31:53 PM) JusstinCase: [Hehe! Jusstin doesn't perform well under pressure.]
(10:31:53 PM) CharitySuite: ("big boy")
(10:32:03 PM) CptMuresh: ::nods in acknowledgement:: Please. Relate your experiences of the incident about USS Atlantis.
(10:32:13 PM) CptMuresh: *aboard
(10:33:14 PM) LtSyvek: When Commander Sankoh seized command I was in my quarters, and remained hidden there until I could ascertain the location of other Marines to join.
(10:33:19 PM) TKirr: ::watches intently from next to Blackthorne::
(10:33:40 PM) LtSyvek: After an indeterminate amount of time I had amassed several enlisted men under my command.
(10:33:41 PM) JusstinCase: (m) Sankoh! *That* was it!
(10:34:22 PM) LtSyvek: At that point I had orders to meet Colonel McKnight in shuttlebay one, where Commander Sankoh was about to execute Admiral Blackthorne and Commander T'Kirr.
(10:34:29 PM) CharitySuite: ::turns:: (w) Sanka? Y'all wawnt some decaf?
(10:34:53 PM) JusstinCase: (w) You're welcome. No coffee for me, though.
(10:35:02 PM) LtSyvek: I did so, after rescuing some other officers, and upon arriving at the shuttlebay there was an involved firefight.
(10:35:22 PM) LtSyvek: Commander Sankoh escaped via transporter, but the objective was completed.
(10:35:51 PM) LtSyvek: We then made our way to Sickbay to form the ultimate plan to regain control of the ship.
(10:36:20 PM) LtSyvek: It was decided that Commander Harper should pilot a shuttle into the bridge to destroy it and kill Harris and Sankoh.
(10:36:32 PM) CharitySuite: ::grins:: (w) SickBay! Where th' *ultimate* plans are made!
(10:36:37 PM) LtSyvek: Fortunately, the plan was successful. :: nods to Muresh ::
(10:37:17 PM) JusstinCase: (w) It's my favorite place on the ship!
(10:37:20 PM) CdrHarper: :: grimaces recalling just how close that was to being her last flight ::
(10:37:23 PM) JusstinCase: (w) Aside from maybe the mess hall.
(10:38:12 PM) CharitySuite: (w) Speakin' of which, y'all wawna git some lunch after this shenanigans?
(10:38:15 PM) CptMuresh: ::nods:: Very good. ::studies his notes:: And were there any other occasions during the incident that you had contact with Commander Sankoh or Admiral Harris?
(10:38:38 PM) LtSyvek: Negative.
(10:38:46 PM) CharitySuite: (w) Ah'm starvin'.
(10:38:47 PM) CptMuresh: ::nods and gestures:: You may step down.
(10:38:54 PM) JusstinCase: (w) Sounds delicious!
(10:39:04 PM) JusstinCase: (w) I like lunch, too. ::grins::
(10:39:13 PM) LtSyvek: :: stands and calmly takes his seat, glancing at the Colonel to try to read his face ::
(10:39:13 PM) CharitySuite: ::grins::
(10:39:28 PM) CptMuresh: I call Doctor Suite to the stand.
(10:39:35 PM) CharitySuite: Ulp
(10:40:16 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::McKnight only flashes a slight half smile, but the nod he gives is ample demonstration that Syvek did well.::
(10:40:18 PM) CharitySuite: :: stands, twitches her miniskirt into place and takes the stand ... out for lunch::
(10:40:26 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: makes notes about Syvek on his PADD as well ::
(10:40:33 PM) CharitySuite: ::but reconsiders and just sits down::
(10:40:46 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: notes that that Vulcan Marine is top notch ::
(10:41:08 PM) CptMuresh: ::smiles:: Dr. Suite. Were you acting in your capacity as a doctor during the mutiny incident?
(10:41:42 PM) CharitySuite: ::thinks a moment:: No, Ah wasn't actin', Ah was akshully doin' mah job fer real.
(10:41:44 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (Wow, subtle Jason.)
(10:42:50 PM) JusstinCase: ::snickers::
(10:43:11 PM) CptMuresh: ::stares to the side a moment then clears his throat:: Of course. Could you please explain your experiences?
(10:43:23 PM) CptMuresh: (must... learn...)
(10:43:40 PM) CharitySuite: Ohmigosh, it were jus' horrible!
(10:45:13 PM) CharitySuite: Jus' like this tima mah Aunt LulaSuzanne was stylin' hair in her lil' salon, and these guys came in an' wawnted all her money *and* a perm!
(10:45:29 PM) CptMuresh: :: stares ::
(10:45:31 PM) CharitySuite: She were right beside herself, an' didn't know whut ta do!
(10:45:39 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: would wonder about that statement, but Charity's charm just has him listening raptly ::
(10:45:53 PM) JusstinCase: (w) How horrible!
(10:46:10 PM) CptMuresh: :: blinks :: Yes, right. Where were you on the ship during the mutiny?
(10:46:14 PM) CharitySuite: SO she set them both down and not only gave them a perm, but their hair went right frizzy like tumbleweeds in that there TV show Gunsmoke!
(10:46:25 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: writing 'just like Aunt LulaSuz - 'then scratches that out ::
(10:46:40 PM) CharitySuite: Well ...
(10:47:19 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: smiles at Suites descriptions, wonders how long Muresh will last before he 'breaks' ::
(10:47:36 PM) CharitySuite: Th' police was able ta find them two bad boys faster than a fat lady lookin' fer a donut at Krispy Kreme!
(10:48:04 PM) CharitySuite: ::nods decicively:: It were jus' like that.
(10:48:09 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: wonders just how fast that is ::
(10:48:33 PM) CharitySuite: :: looks at Jusstin to guage how she's doing::
(10:48:59 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: marvels at such a charming testimony ::
(10:49:10 PM) CptMuresh: :: takes a deep, slow breath :: Dr. Suite, please tell me where you were on the USS Atlantis during the mutiny.
(10:49:19 PM) JusstinCase: ::nods and smiles encouragingly, hanging on every word!::
(10:49:42 PM) CharitySuite: ::blinks:: Well, Ah done tol' you Ah was werkin.
(10:49:49 PM) CharitySuite: Weren't y'all listenin'?
(10:50:04 PM) CptMuresh: So ... Sickbay?
(10:50:21 PM) CharitySuite: ::brilliant smile:: Ya do remember!
(10:50:23 PM) CdrHarper: :: is utterly confused by Charity's dialect ::
(10:50:57 PM) CptMuresh: :: takes another breath and retreats to his notes for a moment ::
(10:51:25 PM) CharitySuite: ::glances at the Idle box and sees she's put half the room to sleep::
(10:51:48 PM) JusstinCase: [Not the important half!]
(10:51:51 PM) Percy: (*snoooore*)
(10:51:55 PM) Percy: (Or not.)
(10:52:00 PM) CptMuresh: Okay. Have you had any contact with Admiral Harris or Lieutenant Commander Sankoh?
(10:52:28 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (There's also the half that are NPCs and bots)
(10:52:38 PM) CharitySuite: Hmmm.
(10:53:08 PM) Cubit: (bots nevah sleep!)
(10:53:10 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: elbow Carre again for good measure ::
(10:53:13 PM) CharitySuite: Ah don't b'lieve so. If'n they came ta SickBay, they likely screamed an' passed out. There was a lotta that goin' on.
(10:53:40 PM) CdrHarper: :: remembers her physical and nods in agreement ::
(10:53:44 PM) JusstinCase: ::taking copious notes::
(10:53:45 PM) CptMuresh: :: nods, eyes locked to his desk and waves a hand dismissively :: You may go.
(10:54:01 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: smiles sweetly at Blackthorne, makes a mental note to make sure he gets that box of cigars the cat peed on ::
(10:54:23 PM) CharitySuite: Where?
(10:54:27 PM) CptMuresh: Away.
(10:54:32 PM) RyanCarter [Mibbit@24.4.10.15751] entered the room.
(10:54:36 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: makes a note that Dr. Suite gave the best testimony ::
(10:54:38 PM) CharitySuite: Ennywhere Ah wawnt?
(10:54:42 PM) ColDougMcKnight: (Evening!)
(10:54:48 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (Hiya Glenn!)
(10:54:50 PM) Percy: (Hoy Glenn!)
(10:55:01 PM) CptMuresh: :: points to the audience ::
(10:55:07 PM) CharitySuite: (Hey Glenn, you missed Charity's riveting testimony)
(10:55:26 PM) JusstinCase: ::applauding quietly!::
(10:55:27 PM) CharitySuite: ::looks where he's pointing:: Ah can take them with me?
(10:55:36 PM) CptMuresh: Please leave the chair.
(10:55:48 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Idly wonders what's with all the note taking. Are people worried that Muresh will think they hijacked their own ship?::
(10:55:52 PM) CharitySuite: ::gets up:: Y'all wawna sit here?
(10:55:57 PM) RyanCarter: (Hey what's up)
(10:56:36 PM) CptMuresh: Dr. Carre! Please take the stand.
(10:56:47 PM) CptMuresh: :: motions impatiently ::
(10:56:51 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: smirks, knowing that'll wake her up ::
(10:57:03 PM) CharitySuite: ::flashes a bright smile and goes back to her seat:: (w) How wazzat?
(10:57:05 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: Stands up and walks up taking the 'hot' seat ::
(10:57:11 PM) JusstinCase: (w) You were riveting!
(10:57:19 PM) RyanCarter: ::sitting in court, I assume::
(10:57:24 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: (yep)
(10:57:27 PM) CptMuresh: Dr. Carre, were you on duty during the mutiny?
(10:57:35 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Yes.
(10:58:00 PM) CptMuresh: :: nods :: Can you please fill in the blanks... :: shakes his head :: Please relate what happened in Sickbay.
(10:58:27 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: I was actually in holodeck 3 when it happened.
(10:58:50 PM) CdrHarper: :: remembers the giant videogame system they installed in holodeck 3 and perks up! ::
(10:58:58 PM) CptMuresh: :: frowns :: On duty, you said.
(10:59:06 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: I had gone to see Engr Busard about a request I had.
(10:59:24 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: We ended up being stranded there momentarily.
(11:00:15 PM) CptMuresh: Please, continue.
(11:00:23 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: As the halls were not safe, and there are no windows to the corridor, I sent Cubit to tell us when the hall was clear.
(11:00:37 PM) CptMuresh: :: blinks :: Cubit?
(11:01:09 PM) Cubit: :: comes out of hiding and beeps 'HI!' ::
(11:01:28 PM) CharitySuite: :: snickers, seeing Cubit wave his weapon::
(11:01:37 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: smiles at Cubit ::
(11:01:37 PM) CptMuresh: :: turns his head, confused, unable to locate the source of the sound ::
(11:01:42 PM) JusstinCase: (w) So, where should we eat?
(11:01:49 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Once he gave the all clear, Busard and I attempted to find some crew members to join with.
(11:02:21 PM) CharitySuite: (w) Hmm. Ah don't think we should go back ta that restaurant we had ribs at.
(11:03:07 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: The short version is, a shootout, a planning session with the marines, some ladder climbing and we made it to Sickbay, where I resumed my duties.
(11:03:10 PM) JusstinCase: (w) Okay, you can pick. :-)
(11:03:45 PM) CptMuresh: Thank you, Dr. Suite. That will do.
(11:03:57 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: looks confused ::
(11:04:05 PM) CharitySuite: ::frowns, thinking that their special of the day was breasts, not ribs::
(11:04:14 PM) CptMuresh: ( Sorry, Carre! )
(11:04:16 PM) CharitySuite: ::looks up::
(11:04:29 PM) CptMuresh: Dr. Carre, you may step down.
(11:04:37 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: stands up anyway and returns to her seat ::
(11:04:44 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: finds that testimony amazingly succinct and accurate ::
(11:05:01 PM) CharitySuite: ::just like Charity's::
(11:05:20 PM) CptMuresh: Ensign Carter, please. :: motions to the seat ::
(11:05:23 PM) JusstinCase: [::laughs!::]
(11:05:27 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: looks up Carre's file and nods knowingly ::
(11:06:01 PM) RyanCarter: ::gets up, and heads for the seat::
(11:06:18 PM) RyanCarter: ::sits down::
(11:06:21 PM) CptMuresh: Mr. Carter, where were you during the mutiny?
(11:06:23 PM) CharitySuite: :: smiles encouragingly at Ryan::
(11:06:36 PM) CharitySuite: ::gives him the 'thumbs up'::
(11:06:44 PM) Percy: ::Gives Ryan an acknowledging nod and a hint of a smile::
(11:06:54 PM) RyanCarter: ::smiles back at Charity, then to Muresh:: I was in a jefferies tube.
(11:07:04 PM) CptMuresh: What were you doing there?
(11:07:13 PM) JusstinCase: ::nods encouragingly at the engineer::
(11:07:43 PM) RyanCarter: when it happened, I actually had no idea what was going on though. What was I doing? I was doing some maintenance work. Some of the power conduit routers had to be replaced or re-routed. Boring grunt type work.
(11:08:19 PM) CptMuresh: :: nods :: What did you do after you realized something was wrong/
(11:09:00 PM) RyanCarter: I accessed one of the nearby computer terminals and poked around the ship's systems and learned that i was locked out of most everything.
(11:09:35 PM) RyanCarter: someone had locked computer access, I couldn't communicate with anyone.
(11:09:56 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: is quite curious how Carter hacked the hell out of his ship ::
(11:09:57 PM) CptMuresh: :: nods, interested, and jots down notes ::
(11:10:31 PM) JusstinCase: [Welll, remember, he *is* Captain Hacker.]
(11:10:51 PM) RyanCarter: so... I heard some noises outside... managed to catch a glimpse or two... of some armed guys... didn't seem right so I just tried to hide in the JT.
(11:11:00 PM) RyanCarter: but I really couldn't do anything. So I got this crazy idea....
(11:11:23 PM) CptMuresh: :: pays attention ::
(11:11:39 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: also curious, having read the initial report, how Carter hacked the hell out of HIS ship ::
(11:11:57 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: makes a mental note to get back to that engineering project very soon ::
(11:12:33 PM) CdrHarper: :: sends a note to Carre's PADD :: "So, about that project."
(11:12:51 PM) RyanCarter: using my tricorder I was able to see locally that there were armed guys patrolling engineering. I went through the JT and goto to the main computer server room. When the coast was clear I left the JT, and added a hidden superuser account using the server's terminal.
(11:13:03 PM) RyanCarter: (goto = got to)
(11:13:25 PM) RyanCarter: from there I was able to access everything on the ship.
(11:14:03 PM) CptMuresh: :: eyebrows go up ::
(11:14:07 PM) CharitySuite: ::wonders if Ryan wants to get lunch after this, too::
(11:14:08 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: makes a note to have engineering lock that down ::
(11:14:12 PM) RyanCarter: security feeds, communications, transporters. I was able to site-to-site transport Justin Case out of a firefight and communicate with the captain.
(11:14:45 PM) CptMuresh: Interesting... :: taking more notes :: Go on.
(11:15:00 PM) RyanCarter: oh... all that happened after I made my way to medial.
(11:15:03 PM) RyanCarter: medical
(11:15:14 PM) Percy: :: Smiles with pride. The ensign was GOOD.::
(11:15:26 PM) CptMuresh: Through the Jeffries Tubes?
(11:15:41 PM) RyanCarter: yeah, you'd be surprised how far you can get via Jefferies Tubes.
(11:15:41 PM) JusstinCase: (w to Charity) Wow, he's a clever guy.
(11:15:42 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: pretty damned impressed ::
(11:15:49 PM) CharitySuite: ::remembers that Ryan missed much of the screaming and fainting mania that enveloped many of her patients::
(11:16:10 PM) RyanCarter: when I got to sickbay though I met some robot called Qbert...
(11:16:11 PM) JusstinCase: ::would have preferred to miss that::
(11:16:13 PM) RyanCarter: or Qbit...
(11:16:15 PM) RyanCarter: ::shrugs::
(11:16:34 PM) CptMuresh: :: checks the roster ::
(11:16:38 PM) RyanCarter: in any case, I got out and there was Charity, and I was able to setup shop in the CMO's office while she did her medical thing.
(11:16:52 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: pull out her PADD to send Percy a reminder, notices she has a msg from Harper. Replies :: "Yeah, we should have time for it now that we're in base, if Percy has any free time. :: cc's Percy ::
(11:17:14 PM) CptMuresh: Okay. Any contact with Admiral Harris or LtCdr Sankoh?
(11:17:30 PM) CdrHarper: :: replies to Carre :: "Good, I've been wanting to try that ever since we bought it!"
(11:17:40 PM) Percy: :: Replies via PADD:: "I should be free after the hearing.::
(11:17:43 PM) Percy: *"
(11:17:56 PM) RyanCarter: I could see the on a security camera feed, and even hear them. I stayed quiet and just watched.
(11:18:03 PM) RyanCarter: (I could see them)
(11:18:20 PM) CptMuresh: Through your superuser.
(11:18:25 PM) RyanCarter: yeah.
(11:18:35 PM) CptMuresh: :: nods :: Quite inventive. Anything else?
(11:18:38 PM) RyanCarter: funny thing about that super user
(11:19:08 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: Replies to everyone :: "Lets meet there, I'll get Pizza and drinks for lunch"
(11:19:36 PM) RyanCarter: at one point, Sankoh or Harris, whoever, decided to shut down life support. When they did I was able to use the super user account to restore it, but I found some processes I couldn't access and the bridge controls were locked out with a Flag Command protocol.
(11:20:16 PM) CharitySuite: ::has a hankering for a nice white sangria::
(11:20:40 PM) AdmACZuriyev: Harris was a full Admiral. We have access levels granted at each rank above and beyond any superuser.
(11:20:57 PM) RyanCarter: Cool.
(11:21:17 PM) CptMuresh: :: glances to Zuriyev :: Thank you, Admiral. All right, Ensign, you may step down.
(11:21:33 PM) RyanCarter: :;steps down and takes his seat back in the courtroom::
(11:21:54 PM) JusstinCase: (w to Ryan) Nice job!
(11:22:03 PM) CharitySuite: (w) Interestin' ta find out about that supahusah thingie
(11:22:03 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: makes a note that Carter is to be commended ::
(11:22:13 PM) RyanCarter: (w) Thanks.
(11:22:20 PM) CharitySuite: ::to Ryan::
(11:22:29 PM) CptMuresh: Lieutenant Commander Busard, please come up.
(11:22:44 PM) JusstinCase: (w) Do you want to join us for lunch?
(11:22:44 PM) RyanCarter: (w) it comes in handy ::grin::
(11:22:51 PM) RyanCarter: (w) Yeah sure.
(11:23:18 PM) CharitySuite: (w) Ah heard we's gettin' some new crew while we're here.
(11:23:19 PM) Percy: :: Percy stands, smoothing her miniskirt as she approaches the stand.:: Sirs. ::And with that, she salutes and sits.::
(11:23:31 PM) RyanCarter: (w) oh yeah?
(11:23:38 PM) CptMuresh: Chief Engineer of USS Atlantis, correct?
(11:23:46 PM) Percy: That is correct, sir.
(11:23:54 PM) CptMuresh: Were you in Engineering during the mutiny?
(11:23:58 PM) RyanCarter: :: checks out Percy in the mini -- notes that engineers on Atlantis roll with style ::
(11:23:59 PM) JusstinCase: (w) Any idea who they are?
(11:24:13 PM) RyanCarter: :: glances over at Charity ::
(11:24:30 PM) Percy: I was not. At the time, I was off shift, and working on a personal project with Doctor Carre.
(11:24:41 PM) CharitySuite: (w) Nope, but one's goin' in each of our departments.
(11:24:48 PM) CptMuresh: :: consults notes :: All right. Please relate your experiences.
(11:24:52 PM) ColDougMcKnight: ::Arches an eyebrow with a set jaw at Carter when he happens to spot where his gaze is.::
(11:24:58 PM) CharitySuite: (w) Mebbe they're spies?
(11:25:38 PM) JusstinCase: (w) Who would they be spying for?
(11:25:41 PM) RyanCarter: (w) Maybe they're replacement for the crew we just lost?
(11:26:18 PM) Percy: We heard loud noises, such as that of conflict going on. Upon trying to exit, we found the doors to be sealed. At this point, we believed some sort of mutiny or invasion was taking place.
(11:27:03 PM) CharitySuite: (w) Well, Ah hope whoever is assigned to SickBay doesn't eat mah lunch outta th' firdge.
(11:27:11 PM) CharitySuite: (fridge)
(11:27:14 PM) Percy: We sent Cubit through the vents to discern the condition of key sections of the ship, specifically that of Sick Bay.
(11:27:14 PM) Cubit: :: makes a quiet 'yawn' sound ::
(11:27:29 PM) Percy: :: She gives a little smile to Cubit::
(11:27:48 PM) CptMuresh: :: follows Percy's gaze, his eyes roving and not finding ::
(11:27:57 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: pats Cubit ::
(11:28:00 PM) RyanCarter: (w) I hope whoever's assigned to engineering wasn't like that guy that kept lifting his shirt. He had the hairiest nipples. He got some beads for it once. :: glances at Charity::
(11:28:11 PM) Cubit: :: waves his baton at Muresh ::
(11:28:11 PM) CharitySuite: ::gags::
(11:28:13 PM) JusstinCase: (w) I hope the science person is competent!
(11:28:22 PM) JusstinCase: ::shudders::
(11:28:59 PM) CptMuresh: What did you find?
(11:29:18 PM) Percy: After that, I managed to override the door control manually with my PADD, and after constructing a makeshift explosive in case of high number of enemies, the doctor and I left the Holodeck we were in.
(11:29:22 PM) RyanCarter: (w) He was so weird... he'd just lift his shirt for no reason around anybody. Well until that one day when he got a hair ripped out :: shudders :: so weird.
(11:29:29 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: nods, impressed ::
(11:29:40 PM) CharitySuite: ::loudly:: Gross!
(11:29:51 PM) RyanCarter: :: winces ::
(11:29:59 PM) Cubit: :: glances over at Suite ::
(11:30:15 PM) CptMuresh: :: glares ::
(11:30:21 PM) CharitySuite: ::blushes and smiles weakly at Percy::
(11:30:28 PM) JusstinCase: ::coughing loudly::
(11:30:33 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: bangs gavel :: Order!
(11:30:44 PM) CptMuresh: :: turns back to Percy ::
(11:30:54 PM) RyanCarter: :: covers his mouth as if to cough but is really grinning, looking down at his shoes as if he dropped something ::
(11:31:31 PM) Percy: We found several renegade starfleet personel attempting to take control of the ship.
(11:31:55 PM) Percy: And were fired upon almost immediately after exiting the holodeck.
(11:32:47 PM) CharitySuite: ::surreptitiously kicks Ryan in the ankle::
(11:33:15 PM) Cubit: :: makes tiny phaser battle sounds ::
(11:33:20 PM) CharitySuite: ::and then slays the Smilie Monster that's been taking over their actions::
(11:33:29 PM) RyanCarter: Hairy Nipple Guy> :: leans over Charity and Ryan, whispers:: Hey you guys, I heard that and I'm still alive, those punks didn't kill me... they wouldn't even come near me, something about my pits. Said I had "the stank."
(11:33:39 PM) Percy: (LMAO)
(11:33:43 PM) CharitySuite: EWWWWWWWW
(11:33:55 PM) RyanCarter: :: bites his tongue to keep from yelling ::
(11:34:04 PM) JusstinCase: I need to vomit ...
(11:34:11 PM) CharitySuite: ::jumps out of her chair::
(11:34:22 PM) AdmACZuriyev: :: bangs gavel again :: Come to order!
(11:34:35 PM) CharitySuite: Sorry, yer Honorness, Sir ...
(11:34:36 PM) RyanCarter: Hairy Nipple Guy> ::hides:: I didn't do nothing...
(11:34:51 PM) CharitySuite: There was ... a rat.
(11:34:54 PM) RyanCarter: Ryan> :: sitting, paying attention ::
(11:35:25 PM) AdmACZuriyev: On a brand new starbase.
(11:35:29 PM) CharitySuite: :: sits down again, 'accidentally' kicking Ryan in the other ankle::
(11:35:44 PM) RyanCarter: (w) what did I do?
(11:35:44 PM) CptMuresh: Please continue, Lieutenant Commander.
(11:36:13 PM) JusstinCase: ::turning green::
(11:36:15 PM) RyanCarter: HNG> ::whispers to Charity:: Thanks Charity you really saved my neck.
(11:36:37 PM) CharitySuite: ::biting her bottom lip to keep from vomiting::
(11:36:56 PM) Cubit: :: Knows theres a story there,sure as Suite has an aunt LulaSusanna ::
(11:37:19 PM) CharitySuite: ::wishes they would open a window or something, it's really begun to smell bedly::
(11:37:25 PM) CharitySuite: ::badly, too::
(11:37:30 PM) Percy: :: Looks mildly amused and annoyed, but continues:: We met up with Syvek and several members of security, who we followed to the shuttlebay where the Admiral and T'Kirr were being held.
(11:37:31 PM) RyanCarter: (( smell bedly ))
(11:37:46 PM) CharitySuite: (shut up)
(11:38:49 PM) RyanCarter: (( I was not implying that was a Freudian slip of some kind ))
(11:38:51 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: really proud of his engineering department ::
(11:39:43 PM) CharitySuite: (you totally were)
(11:39:45 PM) Percy: After that, we were met with some resistance, which was taken care of Commander Harper, and managed to make it to the Battle Bridge, where we met up with most of the senior staff.
(11:40:05 PM) RyanCarter: HNG> :: to Ryan :: Hey I heard you guys were getting lunch later, can I come too...
(11:40:13 PM) RyanCarter: Ryan> You'll have to ask Charity.
(11:40:22 PM) CharitySuite: (You are a rat)
(11:40:34 PM) Percy: Unfortunately, we discovered at this time that...:: She pauses for a moment to collect herself:: That Harris and Sankoh had locked several engineers in Engineering and flooded it with radiation.
(11:40:53 PM) CptMuresh: :: watches Busard carefully ::
(11:40:55 PM) CharitySuite: ::has a sadness for the engineers::
(11:41:15 PM) RyanCarter: :: attention perks when she gets to the radiation part, remembers seeing that on the video feed ::
(11:41:16 PM) JusstinCase: ::has a sickness because of the engineers::
(11:41:23 PM) Cubit: :: checks to see if any of her hair is falling out ::
(11:41:40 PM) CharitySuite: (Cubit has hair?)
(11:41:55 PM) Cubit: *check Carre
(11:42:03 PM) RyanCarter: HNG> (w) Oh shit, I remember that...
(11:42:11 PM) RyanCarter: Ryan> (w) You were there?
(11:42:24 PM) Percy: :: Hardens her facial expression, clearly still not over the deaths:: We were unable to vent it in time. However, a plan came into form that involved ramming a shuttle into the bridge to assure the safety of the rest of the crew and terminate Harris's and Sankoh's mutiny.
(11:42:30 PM) RyanCarter: HNG> (w) Well.... I was but they couldn't stand the stank and escorted me out.
(11:42:56 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: grimaces as Cubit yanks her hair ::
(11:43:08 PM) Percy: It was my duty to beam Harper out of the shuttle and into one nearby before the shuttle she piloted collided with the bridge. The plan was successful.
(11:43:24 PM) RyanCarter: Ryan> (w) Hairy Nipple Guy you are one lucky... guy, you know that?
(11:43:33 PM) CdrHarper: :: successful except that she almost had a heart attack ::
(11:43:42 PM) RyanCarter: HNG> You know I have a name, right n00b?
(11:43:54 PM) CptMuresh: :: raises eyebrows :: That was... quite a decision.
(11:44:10 PM) CdrHarper: :: and may have peed a little ::
(11:44:27 PM) CptMuresh: All right, that is as far as I need.
(11:44:41 PM) RyanCarter: Ryan> (w) Uh... :; closes his mouth :: Nope. Nope, I didn't.
(11:44:42 PM) AdmACZuriyev: This hearing will stand in recess for one hour.
(11:45:13 PM) RyanCarter: HNG> Well it's Harry.
(11:45:21 PM) RyanCarter: Ryan> (w) Hairy?
(11:45:22 PM) AdmACZuriyev: Upon resuming, we will hear the statements of Commander Harper, Colonel McKnight, Commander T'Kirr, and Vice Admiral Blackthorne. Dismissed!
(11:45:29 PM) Percy: ::Nods before she stands, provided she is allowed to leave :P and returns to her seat next to McKnight.::
(11:45:39 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(11:45:39 PM) Cubit: :: Makes a lunch whistle sound ::
(11:45:40 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(11:45:42 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: PAUSE SIM
(11:45:42 PM) RyanCarter: Harry> Harry like the name not the attribute of my... you know.
(11:45:49 PM) JusstinCase: ::pauses::
(11:45:54 PM) RyanCarter: :: paused ::
(11:45:56 PM) JusstinCase: [Ah, hell.]
(11:45:58 PM) Cubit left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(11:45:59 PM) Percy: :: Pauses:: eeeeeew.
(11:46:01 PM) CharitySuite: :: stands and heads off to lunch with Justin and Ryan:
(11:46:04 PM) CptMuresh left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(11:46:07 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: pauses ::
(11:46:15 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Great job everyone, I was in stitches there a few times.
(11:46:20 PM) Percy: Can I fire Harry?
(11:46:21 PM) LtSyvek left the room.
(11:46:22 PM) CdrHarper left the room.
(11:46:27 PM) Percy: Out of the torpedo tubes?
(11:46:32 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: I don't think he'd fit.
(11:46:38 PM) Percy: ...Eeeeew!
(11:46:43 PM) RyanCarter: he'd grease up the tubes though
(11:46:44 PM) Percy: How about the shuttlebay doors?
(11:46:56 PM) CharitySuite: Is his last name Buckman?
(11:47:02 PM) Percy: ...And now I am not going to be able to enjoy my dinner. I hate you so so much.
(11:47:04 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: I was just thinking about Down Periscope!
(11:47:15 PM) Percy: Heehee. I loved that movie.
(11:47:18 PM) JusstinCase: I found a fingernail in my food.
(11:47:32 PM) RyanCarter: added a little bit of crunch did it Justin?
(11:47:34 PM) ColDougMcKnight: Alright, later folks.
(11:47:34 PM) CharitySuite: I'm gonna get going. Fun sim. Night all! :-)
(11:47:38 PM) JusstinCase: Ditto.
(11:47:42 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Night guys
(11:47:44 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Night everyone what's leaving.
(11:47:44 PM) ColDougMcKnight left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(11:47:44 PM) Percy: G'night!
(11:47:45 PM) JusstinCase: We can talk Down Periscope next week!
(11:47:47 PM) CharitySuite left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(11:47:49 PM) RyanCarter: Night!
(11:47:52 PM) JusstinCase: G'night, all!
(11:47:53 PM) RyanCarter: I need food
(11:47:58 PM) RyanCarter: see ya next week.
(11:47:58 PM) Percy: No you don't.
(11:48:02 PM) Percy: You just had food!
(11:48:03 PM) RyanCarter: yes I do
(11:48:06 PM) Percy: OR ARE YOU A FATTIE!
(11:48:08 PM) Percy: :-P
(11:48:11 PM) RyanCarter: well I need it again
(11:48:12 PM) JusstinCase left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(11:48:18 PM) RyanCarter: and last time you got us all talking about pancakes
(11:48:22 PM) RyanCarter: after you left.
(11:48:22 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Food, whine whine whine, water, whine whine whine
(11:48:24 PM) RyanCarter: then bacon
(11:48:25 PM) AdmACZuriyev left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(11:48:27 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Rember...CARRE WILL BE GONE NEXT WEEK!!!
(11:48:27 PM) RyanCarter: then more pancakes.
(11:48:29 PM) Percy: Mmmm. Pancakes.
(11:48:37 PM) Percy: I think I will have more tonight!
(11:48:40 PM) Percy: Mwahahaha
(11:48:49 PM) RyanCarter: damn you and your pancakes.
(11:48:50 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Remember even
(11:48:58 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: ...ooh Bacon!
(11:49:09 PM) Percy: I will rember those pancakes nonexistent.
(11:49:12 PM) Percy: Mmm...bacon.
(11:49:22 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: Bacon flavored vodka.
(11:49:26 PM) Percy: ...
(11:49:28 PM) RyanCarter: alright, I need to go, hungry now :P
(11:49:30 PM) Percy: Hmmm.
(11:49:31 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: This I must have.
(11:49:32 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Bloody Mary's with bacon flavored vodka.
(11:49:32 PM) RyanCarter: see ya next week!
(11:49:35 PM) Percy: Alrighty, later Glenn.
(11:49:39 PM) TKirr: In Oregon, yeah
(11:49:42 PM) RyanCarter left the room (quit: Exit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(11:49:52 PM) Percy: Bacon flavored vodka would be AWESOME.
(11:50:04 PM) TKirr: It exists
(11:50:09 PM) Percy: I mean, just imagine the shots. You could have them for breakfast!
(11:50:10 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Breakfast of champions!
(11:50:12 PM) Percy: ....Wait, really?
(11:50:15 PM) TKirr: Yep.
(11:50:16 PM) Percy: Wow.
(11:50:17 PM) Percy: Yay!
(11:50:36 PM) TKirr: http://www.kgw.com/business/stories/kgw_052509_lifestyle_bacon_vodka_.16d3da0f.html
(11:51:12 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: omg when is that coming east
(11:51:43 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Nevah!
(11:51:52 PM) Percy: ...You stole my line Carre!
(11:52:03 PM) Percy: Oh well. I have relatives in Oregon!
(11:52:05 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: noms all the bacon flavored vodka ::
(11:52:11 PM) Percy: Now I must make an excuse to visit them!
(11:52:18 PM) Percy: ...And also turn 21
(11:52:29 PM) Percy: ...which doesn't happen for another year and six month.
(11:52:32 PM) Percy: *months.
(11:52:35 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: O.O
(11:52:35 PM) Percy: HATE LIFE.
(11:52:36 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: feels old, but not as old as Carre! ::
(11:52:39 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: Freakin babies.
(11:52:44 PM) Percy: Yeah yeah yeah.
(11:52:55 PM) Percy: My brain's about forty, if it makes you feel any better.
(11:52:55 PM) VAdmBlackthorne: :: parties on her lawn for good measure ::
(11:52:58 PM) TKirr: Hahahaha
(11:53:10 PM) Percy: I even have quasi-hot flashes sometimes. It sucks balls!
(11:53:15 PM) DrRoxanneCarre: :: sets phaser on stun :: GET OFF MY LAWN!
(11:53:16 PM) VAdmBlackthorne has changed the topic to: Bakon Vodka