10:03:08 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Heya
10:03:21 PM TKirr: Hey
10:05:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hi Gem
10:06:13 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hi Percy
10:06:22 PM TKirr: Hey ladies
10:06:24 PM Charity Suite: Hihi!
10:06:29 PM LtCmdrBusard: Hey! Lookie, Mike and I aren't driving you insane this time Jason!
10:06:42 PM VAdm Blackthorne: :cheers::
10:06:47 PM LtCmdrBusard: Mike: Actually, that was a lie.
10:06:52 PM LtCmdrBusard: Aw damn.
10:06:58 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Now wait a minute
10:06:58 PM LtCmdrBusard: You ruined my lies, honey.
10:07:10 PM TKirr: o_O
10:07:57 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Woot it worked!
10:08:07 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Yay, she made it!
10:08:27 PM Charity Suite: Yayyyy!
10:08:36 PM TKirr: Wowoo!
10:08:38 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Odd that it works NOW.
10:08:39 PM LtCmdrBusard: *happy dance*
10:09:32 PM VAdm Blackthorne: AIM's just weird like that.
10:12:11 PM VAdm Blackthorne: OK then, let's get this show on the road.
10:12:22 PM Charity Suite: Vroom vroom
10:14:04 PM TKirr: ::TWEEEEEEET::
10:14:17 PM Charity Suite: ::AA::
10:14:20 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::AA::
10:14:40 PM ColDougMcKnight: ::Fiiine. AA::
10:15:07 PM DrRoxanneCarre: :: aa::
10:16:13 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Alright then, tonight Evaz was on the way to talk to Blackthorne and T'Kirr while the medical department was busy working on a way to treat his "condition" of immortality.
10:16:41 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Does he have hair? >.>
10:17:05 PM VAdm Blackthorne: The rest of the ship is preparing for departure ( ::smack:: ) even though it's delayed somewhat because of our guest.
10:17:08 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Questions?
10:17:18 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Is it bleachable?
10:17:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::thwap::
10:17:43 PM DrRoxanneCarre: It is!? Great!!!
10:18:06 PM LtCmdrBusard: I missed you so much.
10:18:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Alrighty then.
10:18:32 PM DrRoxanneCarre: *hands percy some strawberry pie*
10:18:40 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM
10:18:41 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM
10:18:42 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM
10:19:08 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::looks up at the doorchime:: Come in.
10:19:21 PM LtCmdrBusard: (Best. Doctor. EVER.)
10:19:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: (Pie does not treat everything!)
10:19:42 PM VAdm Blackthorne: (Bacon does.)
10:19:53 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> ::enters the Flag Office:: Admiral, Commander.
10:19:54 PM TKirr: ::rises from her leaning position on the desk near Blackthorne::
10:19:56 PM DrRoxanneCarre: (*adds a side of bacon*)
10:19:58 PM Charity Suite: ?( Sure it does! It's called thera-pie! :-D )
10:20:09 PM TKirr: ::nods to Evaz::
10:20:09 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ( :grooooooooan::)
10:20:43 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Doctor Evaz, please, have a seat. May I offer you a drink?
10:21:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Scuttlebutt says your choice of gin is second to none, so perhaps a martini?
10:21:35 PM TKirr: ::places a hand on Blackthorne's shoulder, indicating he shouldn't get up, and walks to he replicator::
10:22:32 PM VAdm Blackthorne: How dry?
10:22:45 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Desiccated and arid.
10:22:52 PM Charity Suite: ::pushes back from the lab table, giving the viewer a rude gesture as she does so::
10:23:28 PM Charity Suite: Curin' immertality. What a load o' horse apples.
10:23:36 PM TKirr: ::orders a tea, then looks to Ian expectantly::
10:23:47 PM TKirr: ((wth are horse apples?))
10:24:15 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::to T'Kirr as he goes to the array of liquor bottles::: Tea please.
10:24:23 PM Charity Suite: (Ever been in a parade and got lucky enough to march behind the horses? Those round-ish things in the road.)
10:24:48 PM DrRoxanneCarre: (really DONT make pie out of them!)
10:25:22 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::selects his second-finest bottle of gin and pours into a martini glass, then nods respectfully at the bottle of vermouth::
10:25:48 PM LtCmdrBusard: ('Cuz they're poo)
10:25:59 PM TKirr: ::brings to teas to the table, looking to Evaz curiously:: You have had a long life, so I've heard.
10:26:01 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::adds an olive and presents the drink to Evaz::
10:26:28 PM Charity Suite: An' o' course Case an' Carter done disappeared when it came time ta akshully do some work.
10:26:34 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> ::takes the drink:: Too long. I've forgotten so much over the years. ::sips:: Ahhhh, that's second to none.
10:28:08 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Thank you, doctor. You must have some amazing stories to tell.
10:28:10 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Percy, at present, is taking her pie break, and nomming happily.:: Best. Doctor. Ever. ::munch gulp::
10:28:43 PM Charity Suite: ::peers into the drawer in the table:: Heeeeeyyyyy ... remotes? With names on them?
10:28:58 PM Charity Suite: ::flips them over:: Case. Carter.
10:29:17 PM Charity Suite: Ah'm shore they wouldn't mind.
10:29:55 PM Charity Suite: *click*
10:29:59 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Well, over seven thousand years of life you tend to, yes.
10:30:29 PM TKirr: ::squints at Evaz over her tea::
10:31:17 PM Charity Suite: RyanCarter> Hey, Charity, what can I do for you? Clean your quarters? Wash Cuppin'? Fold your laundry?
10:31:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: So why end it? The contributions you could still make to the study of history, archaeology, and anthropology would be enormous.
10:31:51 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((Oooo, make him bathe the cat!))
10:32:18 PM TKirr: ::looks to Blackthorne at his question, then curiously to Evaz, thinking she may know his answer::
10:32:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> ::smirks:: I already have made several such contributions, over the years, under many names.
10:32:32 PM Charity Suite: Oh, Ryan, why don't you finish analyzin' these notes of Doctah Evaz?
10:32:56 PM Charity Suite: RyanCarter> I'll get right on that!
10:34:04 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> I'm just tired, Admiral. The weight of such experiences has exhausted my mind.
10:34:09 PM DrRoxanneCarre: :: Enters Sickbay, notices Suite talking to herself, eyes Charity :: Have nice time off ship Suite?
10:34:49 PM Charity Suite: ::watches Ryan busily reading, deciphering and analyzing the stuff in the reader, then sees her Boss:: Hey Boss!
10:35:32 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Hope you found a nice pair of shoes?
10:35:41 PM VAdm Blackthorne: And we've just now advanced our technology to the point where you can do something about it.
10:36:21 PM Charity Suite: Well, no, I'm akshully missing a pair of shoes. Ah meant ta get me a new pair, but then we ran into that Doctah Evaz guy.
10:37:02 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::-Decides to take her pieing elsewhere, but buys an extra slice. Aaand...a few minutes later, Percy finds herself approaching the security department door. Imagine that!::
10:37:07 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Precisely. No amount of sleep can get me the rest that I crave.
10:37:19 PM DrRoxanneCarre: :: Mutters :: Great we need another Doctor!
10:37:38 PM DrRoxanneCarre: So what is this Doctor's specialty?
10:37:50 PM Charity Suite: ::snickers:: Stayin' alive.
10:38:00 PM Charity Suite: Should be named Travolta.
10:38:20 PM TKirr: ::feeling that changing his mind is a lost cause, seats herself and leans forward:: What are your plans on obtaining your goal?
10:38:34 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Ooh ooh ooh oooh....ahhh! Stayin alive?
10:38:38 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::-Door chime!::
10:38:53 PM LtCmdrBusard: *:: Door chime::
10:39:01 PM LtCmdrBusard: (Freakin' smileys!)
10:39:05 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> My research is complete. Should you allow it, your medical department could resequence my DNA to remove my immortality.
10:39:23 PM Charity Suite: ::takes a small step back:: Er ... yeah, sorta like that. Seems he gits back up ev'ry time he dies.
10:39:39 PM TKirr: ::nods:: That's what I mean. How will it be done?
10:39:39 PM Charity Suite: Like ...
10:40:17 PM Charity Suite: He gets knocked down, but he gets up again ... we ain't never gonna keep him down.
10:40:22 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Um...alrighty. Apparently I'm going to need a bit more explaination. :: gets coffee ::
10:41:47 PM ColDougMcKnight: Security goon> ::Rises from his seat at the entry desk, as the guard with the rifle stiffens his posture slightly:: Commander, what can we do for you?
10:41:53 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> There are several possible methods of application, including but not limited to nanites, an engineered virus, or if you're equipped well enough, microtransporters.
10:43:03 PM TKirr: ::nods, eyes unfocused as she thinks it over::
10:43:36 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Is there any possibility of this affecting others aboardship?
10:44:08 PM Charity Suite: ::hangs out, watching Ryan do all the work, waiting for the Boss to get her coffee and return::
10:44:30 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> None. Even if an engineered virus were created it would specifically target the necessary sections of my genome. To those without immortality, the virus would be inert. Microtransporters would be safer still.
10:44:42 PM DrRoxanneCarre: What does this have to do with Sickbay? :: scans the PADD reports ::
10:44:53 PM ColDougMcKnight: (May I suggest adding a phaser on maximum to that list? :-) )
10:45:02 PM Charity Suite: He wawnts us ta kill him.
10:45:13 PM Charity Suite: ::hoping to get coffee out the nose::
10:45:13 PM VAdm Blackthorne: (He's probably tried that!)
10:45:40 PM TKirr: ((Captain Jack syndrome =/))
10:45:52 PM DrRoxanneCarre: :: Raises eyebrow :: Phaser, laser scalpel or by other means?
10:45:54 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Tries to fake a stern look:: I have found an item onboard that violates ship safety protocol. I've come to hand it over to Colonel McKnight so it can be appropriately disposed of.
10:46:05 PM VAdm Blackthorne: (omg dangerpie)
10:46:16 PM LtCmdrBusard: (It's an explosion of taste!)
10:46:27 PM TKirr: Is there anything you plan on accomplishing before you make an attempt?
10:46:50 PM Charity Suite: Ah wouldn't think it would matter, but he's gots lotsa idears.
10:46:52 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Well, I'd always meant to complete that swim back from where the Titanic sank...
10:46:52 PM LtCmdrBusard: ("....Losing my virginity?" :-()
10:47:01 PM DrRoxanneCarre: ....like?
10:47:02 PM TKirr: ::perks eyebrow::
10:47:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: You mean to say you were on the Titanic?
10:48:25 PM Charity Suite: Mostly genetic transfermashun, by th' look o' his research over heah. ::tips her head towards Carter, who is working slavishly::
10:48:31 PM ColDougMcKnight: Goon> ::Nods as he sits to provide a thumb print and retinal scan to open the reinforced door into security proper:: Well, you'd better see him directly, ma'am. You may want to brush the crumbs off your shirt first though.
10:48:43 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Oh certainly. Magnificent ship, and quite the time to travel to America.
10:49:02 PM Charity Suite: (Typical Security Goon ... hey, her eyes are up higher!)
10:49:18 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Shifty eyes:: I...uh...I don't know what you're talking about. ::Brushes them off covertly::
10:49:22 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Somehow I'm tempted to say, 'Why shore, Charity, go ahead and wreak havoc on the known genetic existence on the Atlantis', but perhaps you have a bit of documentation?
10:49:35 PM Charity Suite: ::chuckles::
10:49:52 PM TKirr: ::squints again at Evaz, appearing unconvinced::
10:50:02 PM Charity Suite: Carter, sho mah Boss heah whatcha been lookin' at.
10:50:05 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Steps into security proper::
10:50:08 PM Charity Suite: *show
10:50:59 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> ::senses the doubt from the look on her face::
10:51:06 PM Charity Suite: RyanCarter> I'd be happy to! ::jumps eagerly to show Roxanne the mountain of information that Evaz has them sifting through::
10:52:01 PM TKirr: You said you were "killed" in the city several of our officers were visiting?
10:52:23 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Indeed, shot in the chest.
10:53:19 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Dr. Suite even pronounced me dead. I can't tell you how many times that has happened.
10:54:40 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::sips at his tea:: I imagine you've surprised some priests over the years.
10:54:50 PM DrRoxanneCarre: :: Scans through the data :: Hmmm... :: thinks shed rather get Percy to start working on a little project than jump into this potential disaster :: and who approved this? Or did that paperwork not get filed yet?
10:54:53 PM Charity Suite: (Did my chatroom bork, or is Roxy offline?)
10:55:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: (she's here)
10:55:08 PM DrRoxanneCarre: *she'd
10:55:45 PM Charity Suite: (Can't send you a tell for some reason, and my buddy list has you signed out. Oddness.)
10:55:53 PM TKirr: ::nods:: I'll accept... that I haven't seen everything, and that you were clinically dead and somehow revived. It's difficult however to believe one can truly be immortal.
10:56:07 PM ColDougMcKnight: ::Looks up as the door opens, having been planning a fresh round of boarding drills with Captain Montrose:: Commander Busard. To what do we owe the pleasure?
10:56:24 PM TKirr: ((A tell... hah))
10:56:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> The proof is in my DNA. However... generally, artifacts that have been in the ground for thousands of years have traces of soil and degrade over time. ::removes his ring::
10:56:49 PM Charity Suite: (She playes WoW, thought she'd get the reference :-) )
10:57:07 PM TKirr: ::follows the ring with her eyes::
10:57:13 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> ::places the ring on the desk:: This ring is Roman. Analyze it and you'll find the carbon dating agrees. The condition is too good for it to have been found in th ground, though.
10:57:28 PM Charity Suite: (Cut his finger off and count the rings!)
10:57:37 PM TKirr: ((Ew?))
10:57:49 PM LtCmdrBusard: (Yay!)
10:57:56 PM DrRoxanneCarre: (yeah I dont see you either, apparently I'm still partially borked)
10:59:31 PM TKirr: There is no need. As you say, if this process works, you will not have been truly immortal after all, would you?
10:59:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> I haven't thought of it that way.
11:00:32 PM Charity Suite: Th' Admiral told us ta work on Doctah Evaz's predickamint ... Ah figured he'd handle th' paperwork.
11:01:06 PM LtCmdrBusard: I'm afraid I've found an item that may be of particular interest to Colonel McKnight onboard. I've come to hand it over.
11:01:41 PM TKirr: Nonetheless, your story is a unique one, and those curious to hear it will miss you.
11:02:20 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Well lets see what the data shows us, and go from there.
11:02:54 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> I have written much of it down.
11:03:15 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::inspecting the ring:: Really?
11:03:37 PM TKirr: ::perks:: Besides the research relevant to this?
11:04:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Despite my numerous contributions to the historical record, I have kept memoirs for most of my life.
11:04:30 PM TKirr: ::shares a look with Blackthorne::
11:04:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::looks back to Evaz from T'Kirr:: That's remarkable.
11:05:04 PM TKirr: I assume you have left it with someone you trust to put it to good use.
11:06:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> I haven't, yet, but I intend to gift it to the Smithsonian, once my research proves that I'm not a quack.
11:06:40 PM TKirr: ::nods::
11:06:52 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Keep the ring, Admiral.
11:06:55 PM ColDougMcKnight: ::Studies the box a moment, before turning toward the nearest desk and fetching a PADD:: I suppose I better take a look at it, then. Jim, I think we've ironed this out enough to pitch it. Would you mind running it up to the bridge, so Blackthorne can work out an acceptable schedule?
11:07:19 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> It was worn by a Roman centurion that I killed during the invasion of Britannia.
11:07:53 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Oh, I couldn't, it's far too ...
11:07:58 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> ::interrupts:: I won't need it.
11:08:01 PM ColDougMcKnight: Montrose> ::Tries not to make his half smile particularly knowing, since those are dangerously close to resembling smirks, and those get you assigned to potato peeling duty. Yes, they still do that in the 24th century. Right next to a replicator.:: Yes, sir. Right away.
11:08:39 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Well... Mm. Thank you, Doctor.
11:08:49 PM Charity Suite: (Woot! Ian and Evaz are engaged!)
11:09:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ( /facepalm )
11:09:10 PM LtCmdrBusard: (lmao)
11:09:28 PM TKirr: ::watches Blackthorne, pleased by the look on his face::
11:10:05 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Doctor, I can't see any reason to deny your request, despite the great loss of such a remarkable mind.
11:11:02 PM DrRoxanneCarre: I suppose since all this information is available we should take advantage of it. 'Computer, analyse the probablity of the genetic sequencing research affecting crew members and any latent causational effects it may have.'
11:12:36 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Thank you Admiral. There is the matter of my research. I will require its destruction after it is put to use.
11:13:01 PM Charity Suite: It just don't sit right with me, Boss.
11:13:46 PM ColDougMcKnight: ::Looks back to Percy once Montrose has exited to room:: Walk with me. If the item is of a sensitive nature, we may as well take a look somewhere less crowded.
11:13:49 PM ColDougMcKnight: (Evening!)
11:13:51 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((Hiya Glennbot))
11:13:56 PM EnsRyanCarter: (Yo, yo)
11:14:58 PM VAdm Blackthorne: To ensure that no one uses it to try to gain immortality, I take it?
11:15:00 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Tries to not smile, but is having a hard time of it:: You may be right, sir.
11:15:20 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::is where ever he should be...::
11:15:31 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::and isn't anywhere else::
11:15:36 PM Charity Suite: RyanCarter> ::steps back from the viewer, having done a great deal of the grunt work for the women::
11:16:53 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Precisely. Despite the improbability of being able to reverse the process, the consequences of widespread immortality with no consequences are too grave to take the risk.
11:17:41 PM EnsRyanCarter: phew... that's a lot of grunt work.
11:17:52 PM TKirr: It would be terribly tempting information for sure.
11:17:53 PM EnsRyanCarter: I hope I never have to do that again...today.
11:17:57 PM Charity Suite: Charity Suite rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 1
11:18:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Yes, and that temptation must be removed.
11:18:36 PM DrRoxanneCarre: DrRoxanneCarre rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
11:18:46 PM LtCmdrBusard: (o.O)
11:19:12 PM EnsRyanCarter: (O.O)
11:19:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I'm inclined to agree.
11:19:21 PM Charity Suite: (You gotta wonder when the medical staff starts rolling dice)
11:19:40 PM TKirr: ::just nods::
11:19:50 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::to Charity:: So what did I just do?
11:19:58 PM Charity Suite: Oh, hey, Ryan, thanks fer lookin' through all that infermashun from Doctah Evaz. That was a lotta work!
11:20:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::finishes his tea:: Very well then. I'll give the go ahead for our medical staff to proceed when you're ready.
11:20:32 PM EnsRyanCarter: Oh, it's not that bad, I did that for two years at Daystrom
11:20:38 PM ColDougMcKnight: ::Turns back around once his office door slides shut behind Percy, and leans in to plant a quick kiss on her forehead:: You know, I should probably point out I AM technically supposed to working right now.
11:20:44 PM EnsRyanCarter: a lot worse at Daystrom actually
11:20:47 PM TKirr: ::takes Blackthorne's cue and drains the rest of her own cup::
11:20:58 PM Charity Suite: (I guess that means that Jusstin has to wash the cat)
11:21:34 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Thank you, both of you. ::also finishes the martini::
11:22:03 PM Charity Suite: ::looks down at the computer screen, which is flashing red:: Whut-oh.
11:22:05 PM TKirr: Is there anything we can do for you in the meantime?
11:22:27 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::sees the flashing red light:: That can't possibly be good.
11:23:21 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Allow me use of your holodeck? I think I can show you some things from a new perspective.
11:23:28 PM Charity Suite: Boss, y'all better lookit that ... ::points to the screen::
11:23:51 PM TKirr: ::glances at Blackthorne, curiosity perked::
11:24:03 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I'll bet you could.
11:24:07 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Blushes slightly at the kiss:: Well...yes, but I'm on break. And there was pie! ::Opens the box to reveal said pie:: Of course, if you don't want it, I'd understand. I mean, I'm sure I'll find SOMETHING to do with it.
11:24:17 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Certainly, all the holodeck time you want.
11:24:20 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Computer> The probablity of the genetic sequencing research affecting crew members is zero and no latent causational effects have been detected. It appears to be in conflict with the Hippocratic Oath.
11:24:35 PM Charity Suite: ::swallows hard:: Meep.
11:24:41 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Well that doesnt look good then does it?
11:24:46 PM TKirr: ((lol))
11:26:17 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> Remind me to leave you an autographed copy of my memoirs. ::smiles::
11:27:05 PM ColDougMcKnight: Oh, well you didn't tell me there was a risk of YOU getting pie. Let's have it.
11:27:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I will certainly enjoy reading them.
11:27:29 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::glances between the doctors:: So... that's a good thing?
11:27:36 PM LtCmdrBusard: Awww...fiine. ::Hands him the pie::
11:27:48 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Let's pay a visit to sickbay.
11:27:49 PM Charity Suite: Well ... Ah suppose it depends on who ya are.
11:28:00 PM EnsRyanCarter: It being me, is that a good thing?
11:28:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::takes the ring and puts it up on his shelf, intending to display it properly::
11:28:30 PM TKirr: ::stands:: I'm interested in seeing their progression.
11:28:43 PM ColDougMcKnight: ::Grins as he walks to his chair:: Computer, two forks.
11:28:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::walks out of the FO with Evaz and T'Kirr, notes Harper has the bridge:: Carry on, Commander.
11:28:49 PM Charity Suite: Oh, shore. It means that we ain't gonna kill ya.
11:28:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::enters the TL:: Sickbay.
11:29:05 PM DrRoxanneCarre: We generally try not to break the tenents of the oath. I suppose if he administers it to himself we wouldnt be directly responsible. :: reviews the research on her PADD ::
11:29:06 PM Charity Suite: Well, we *shouldn't* gonna kill ya.
11:29:06 PM EnsRyanCarter: That's a good thing!
11:29:13 PM EnsRyanCarter: shouldn't gonna kill ya?
11:29:31 PM LtCmdrBusard: ACTION> Two forks!
11:29:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::Carries on playing tetris on the center seat console::
11:29:56 PM ColDougMcKnight: ACTION> Pie disappears!
11:30:01 PM EnsRyanCarter: (Is it HD Tetris?)
11:30:06 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((you know it))
11:30:10 PM ColDougMcKnight: ACTION> The action statement is the subject of yet FURTHER abuse!
11:30:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::arrives in Sickbay with Evaz and T'Kirr::
11:30:21 PM LtCmdrBusard: ACTION> Yer Mum?
11:30:40 PM LtCmdrBusard: (Okay, I'll stop now)
11:30:46 PM LtCmdrBusard: (...maybe)
11:30:50 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::mumbles:: Captain on deck... ::seeing T'Kirr and Evanz enter with him::
11:31:34 PM DrRoxanneCarre: :: mumbles about oaths and orders ::
11:31:49 PM TKirr: Report?
11:32:45 PM DrRoxanneCarre: The computer thinks the supplied resequencing research could work, however...
11:33:17 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Nom nom nom::
11:33:56 PM DrRoxanneCarre: ...it also flags the solution as being directly in conflict with the hippocratic oath. We :: points to medical staff:: could not administer it.
11:34:23 PM Charity Suite: Nuh-uh.
11:35:26 PM Charity Suite: An' we cain't let ennyone else administer it, neither.
11:35:34 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Death is a part of the life cycle, Doctor.
11:36:07 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::wonders if he should get some popcorn::
11:36:10 PM Charity Suite: ::turns as the party enters SickBay::
11:36:31 PM DrRoxanneCarre: It is, and apparently he hasnt reached the end of his life cycle.
11:36:39 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> I'm a medical doctor, I'll administer it myself.
11:37:13 PM Charity Suite: Uh, y'all had yer chance afore y'all axed us ta help.
11:37:24 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Evaz> The many times I've suffered mortal injury would disagree with you, doctor.
11:37:40 PM Charity Suite: Now if'n y'all kill yerself, we's all gonna be guilty o' murder.
11:37:42 PM ColDougMcKnight: ::You know what HAS reached the end of its life cycle? Pie.::
11:37:43 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::looks directly at Carre:: Create the treatment, that's an order.
11:37:58 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Woohoo! Pie!::
11:38:28 PM TKirr: ::stands silently next to Blackthorne and Evaz::
11:38:30 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::gets a long block and drops it in for a Tetris:: Woohoo!
11:38:39 PM ColDougMcKnight: (Ooh, someone just stepped into a Star Trek style hornet's nest.)
11:38:48 PM VAdm Blackthorne: (omg ethics)
11:38:52 PM ColDougMcKnight: (Or kicked it over, or whatever the hell it is you do with one.)
11:39:04 PM LtCmdrBusard: (I think ideally you leave hornet's nests alone)
11:39:04 PM DrRoxanneCarre: :: blinks ::
11:39:20 PM Charity Suite: Order?
11:39:23 PM LtCmdrBusard: (Or have someone ELSE kick it or step on it while you are very far away)
11:39:35 PM LtCmdrBusard: (And possibly laughing. Maniacally)
11:40:03 PM Charity Suite: Did ... (w) to Ryan ... Did he jus' tell her ta vialate th' hippocritical oath?
11:41:01 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::nods:: Yup.
11:41:56 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Grins at the empty box:: Was that as good for you as it was for me?
11:42:37 PM ColDougMcKnight: You are a horrible person.
11:42:45 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::looking between everyone in the sickbay::
11:42:54 PM TKirr: If your average person wished to die, he could walk into an airlock.
11:42:58 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Computer, synthesize the genetic recombinant solution from the research documentation. Place it in a hypoinjector to release subcutaneously at buffered intervals delivered by normal systemic flow.
11:42:59 PM LtCmdrBusard: Yes. But I brought you pie, so you're not allowed to treat me like one. So hah.
11:43:22 PM TKirr: This man doesn't have the option. We're assisting this doctor with an unprecedented experiment at his own request, functioning as scientists.
11:43:40 PM ColDougMcKnight: (Lame.)
11:43:44 PM TKirr: It's questionable as to whether the Hippocratic Oath applies.
11:44:07 PM LtCmdrBusard: (Bah. Doctors aren't scientists! They're hellspawn. There's a difference, dammit)
11:44:27 PM Charity Suite: He's orderin' her ta kill someone. Ah'd say it ain't questionable.
11:44:31 PM TKirr: ((Medical science is still science))
11:44:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::nods in satisfaction:: Thank you, Doctor.
11:45:17 PM LtCmdrBusard: (Crap, so all that stuff my doctors have been feeding me applies to scientific experiments? NOOO! I dun wanna be a guinea pig :-()
11:45:25 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM
11:45:27 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM
11:45:28 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM
11:45:31 PM TKirr: ::pauses::
11:45:34 PM EnsRyanCarter: ::paused::
11:45:42 PM LtCmdrBusard: ::Pause-ed::
11:45:51 PM DrRoxanneCarre: ::Pauses::
11:45:52 PM Charity Suite: ::paused::
11:46:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Nicely done everyone, I liked the ethical quandary. :)
11:47:04 PM DrRoxanneCarre: (buys new dice)
11:47:09 PM VAdm Blackthorne: (JUST KILL THE DAMN BEARS)
11:47:14 PM LtCmdrBusard: Bears?
11:47:17 PM LtCmdrBusard: :-(
11:47:20 PM LtCmdrBusard: I like bears!
11:47:26 PM EnsRyanCarter: you mean Boxing Bears?
11:47:31 PM TKirr: Bears are misunderstood.
11:47:32 PM LtCmdrBusard: ...Maybe NOT.
11:47:34 PM EnsRyanCarter: the kind that start with Mister?
11:47:39 PM LtCmdrBusard: SHH!
11:47:42 PM EnsRyanCarter: a particular Mister Boxing Bear?
11:47:45 PM LtCmdrBusard: I also like other kinds of bears.
11:47:51 PM ColDougMcKnight: You are very subtle.
11:47:56 PM EnsRyanCarter: like Taekwondo Bears?
11:48:02 PM LtCmdrBusard: Nope.
11:48:04 PM LtCmdrBusard: Hate those.
11:48:06 PM LtCmdrBusard: They suck.
11:48:08 PM EnsRyanCarter: Tai Chi Bears?
11:48:14 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Chicago Bears?
11:48:18 PM LtCmdrBusard: OH GOD NO
11:48:25 PM LtCmdrBusard: Jason, you fail.
11:48:28 PM ColDougMcKnight: I'd pay double the admission to see a Wuxia bear.
11:48:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Why.
11:48:30 PM LtCmdrBusard: Utterly.
11:48:41 PM TKirr: . . .
11:48:44 PM LtCmdrBusard: Because the Bears notoriously suck. I know that and I don't even keep up with sports!
11:48:44 PM EnsRyanCarter: you'd pay twice the amount for Kung fu Panda?
11:48:46 PM EnsRyanCarter: :)
11:48:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I'm a Packers fan anyway. :)
11:48:55 PM DrRoxanneCarre: gummy bears?
11:48:56 PM EnsRyanCarter: it was a decent movie, but I wouldn't pay twice the amount
11:49:01 PM LtCmdrBusard: You're a cheese head? Hahaha!
11:49:06 PM ColDougMcKnight: Did Zhang Zi Yi get devoured in mid-flight in that movie?
11:49:08 PM LtCmdrBusard: Also, I love gummy bears.
11:49:09 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I am indeed, but I don't have a cheese hat :(
11:49:16 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I'd rather have a bacon hat.
11:49:24 PM EnsRyanCarter: I don't remember, but I didn't even know she was in that movie.
11:49:24 PM Charity Suite: Red pandas!
11:49:26 PM DrRoxanneCarre: You know they have chocolate covered gummy bears?
11:49:33 PM LtCmdrBusard: I do! They are delicious.
11:49:44 PM EnsRyanCarter: candy is delicious
11:49:47 PM LtCmdrBusard: It is.
11:49:49 PM ColDougMcKnight: Neither do I. Haven't seen it. I just want to.
11:49:49 PM LtCmdrBusard: Like babies.
11:49:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: They have chocolate covered bacon too.
11:49:59 PM LtCmdrBusard: Tasty tasty babies.
11:50:14 PM ColDougMcKnight: Remember when Homer was in space, and the 2001 music was playing as he spun around adjusting position to eat that chip?
11:50:23 PM EnsRyanCarter: chocolate covered bacon? Drenched in baconnaise?
11:50:24 PM ColDougMcKnight: Just like that, only it's a bear. And someone's face.
11:50:24 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Yeah, but you wouldnt order a bloody mary with a bacon twizzle stick...I still cant figure out why.
11:50:51 PM LtCmdrBusard: I had a bloody mary once.
11:50:51 PM ColDougMcKnight: A bear eating a baby Wuxia style would also be acceptable.
11:50:55 PM LtCmdrBusard: She was kinda salty.
11:51:13 PM Charity Suite: A bac/on swizzle stick would be cool for a bloody mary .. Hmm.
11:51:27 PM EnsRyanCarter: All this baby eating... it is making me slightly hungrier.
11:51:35 PM LtCmdrBusard: You too?
11:51:36 PM EnsRyanCarter: but not for babies
11:51:38 PM LtCmdrBusard: Oh.
11:51:40 PM LtCmdrBusard: Nevermind.
11:52:00 PM Charity Suite: ::snicker::
11:52:07 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I got a new flavor of bacon salt.
11:52:10 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hickory smoked!
11:52:25 PM VAdm Blackthorne: It's awesome on popcorn.
11:52:28 PM EnsRyanCarter: Hickory smoked!!
11:52:34 PM Charity Suite: Hickory smoked horse butt holes! From a cup!
11:52:38 PM VAdm Blackthorne: waht
11:52:40 PM LtCmdrBusard: O.O
11:52:47 PM EnsRyanCarter: That's right
11:52:50 PM Charity Suite: You need to google Dr Chan
11:52:53 PM DrRoxanneCarre: Night guys!
11:52:56 PM LtCmdrBusard: No. I think I do not.
11:52:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Oh I saw Dr. Chan
11:52:56 PM EnsRyanCarter: Dr. Tran's got a PHD in kicking your ass!!
11:53:04 PM TKirr: Good night, guys. =)
11:53:05 PM Charity Suite: Tran, right
11:53:05 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Last time I was at your house
11:53:10 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Er Tran, yeah
11:53:23 PM Charity Suite: I am not a doctor!
11:53:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Night T'Kirr
11:53:31 PM EnsRyanCarter: \Night T'Kirr
11:53:38 PM Charity Suite: Night T'Kirr
11:53:43 PM EnsRyanCarter: He's a real doctor...
11:53:45 PM Charity Suite: Wow, she doesn't like hickory
11:53:46 PM EnsRyanCarter: From a America
11:53:51 PM LtCmdrBusard: Hey look! A convenient distraction! Called Mike. Later guys!
11:53:55 PM EnsRyanCarter: From America
11:54:29 PM Charity Suite: I've never been to America
11:54:44 PM EnsRyanCarter: btw... where's Justin case?
11:54:48 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Strange land, this America.
11:55:23 PM Charity Suite: I'm not sure, but I think he had something to do for his graduate class.
11:56:41 PM Charity Suite: I need to get going, pumpkin time.
11:56:48 PM Charity Suite: Thanks for the fun sim. :-)
11:56:49 PM EnsRyanCarter: food time
11:56:49 PM VAdm Blackthorne: G'night!
11:56:57 PM Charity Suite: I liked the dilemna at the end.
11:56:57 PM EnsRyanCarter: too bad I missed part of it.
11:57:01 PM EnsRyanCarter: crazy day at work.
11:57:12 PM Charity Suite: Crunch time?
11:57:16 PM EnsRyanCarter: nope.
11:57:19 PM EnsRyanCarter: just craziness
11:57:21 PM EnsRyanCarter: broken builds.
11:57:28 PM EnsRyanCarter: discussions on what to do.
11:57:30 PM EnsRyanCarter: more broken builds.
11:57:40 PM EnsRyanCarter: fixed bugs, new bugs.
11:57:46 PM EnsRyanCarter: and we also played SF4
11:57:48 PM EnsRyanCarter: BAM
11:58:12 PM Charity Suite: ::grin:: Well, when times are tough, the tough play games :-)
11:58:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hell yeah
11:58:20 PM Charity Suite: See you guys later :-)
11:58:23 PM EnsRyanCarter: only way to keep sane :)
11:58:26 PM EnsRyanCarter: goodnight Bernadette
11:58:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Later Gem
11:58:34 PM EnsRyanCarter: I'm going to get dinner, I'm starving.
11:58:41 PM VAdm Blackthorne: See ya Glenn
11:58:42 PM EnsRyanCarter: not for babies though, but food.
11:58:46 PM EnsRyanCarter: Night Jason.