6:56:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Heya

6:58:32 PM cmdrshelev: brb

6:59:58 PM VAdm Blackthorne: what is going on here

7:00:12 PM VAdm Blackthorne: revolving door

7:00:40 PM cmdrshelev: I am playing with applescript in adium

7:00:42 PM tkirr: I'm having an identity crisis

7:00:47 PM cmdrshelev: this cannot end badly

7:02:42 PM VAdm Blackthorne: All here at two after the hour!

7:03:28 PM ltpercybusard: Woo! And here I thought I'd be late.

7:03:41 PM VAdm Blackthorne: First of all: http://www.paramount.com/startrek/

7:03:50 PM cmdrshelev: DON'T FUCK THIS UP JJ

7:04:38 PM tkirr: It's my 4yr anniversary tomorrow =D

7:04:50 PM misterboxingbear: Nice. Congrats for the second time in two weeks.

7:05:19 PM ltpercybusard: Heh, noice.

7:05:24 PM tkirr: Um, thanks

7:05:39 PM tkirr: Oh, right

7:06:12 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hey, congratulations. :0

7:06:15 PM VAdm Blackthorne: :)

7:06:24 PM tkirr: Thanks =)

7:06:39 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Okay then.

7:06:44 PM tkirr: Funny, that trailer.. I was just watching Lost

7:07:02 PM misterboxingbear: And I watched Cloverfield the other night.

7:07:07 PM ltpercybusard: :-D

7:07:20 PM ltpercybusard: It was AWESOME.

7:07:22 PM tkirr: Missed it today... saw two others instead =/

7:07:22 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Tonight we have turned over Marcus to Starfleet Security and have just departed the clink we threw him in.

7:07:33 PM cmdrshelev: get in the jail

7:07:48 PM ltpercybusard: ...And no twirling that mustache!

7:09:10 PM VAdm Blackthorne: We're on a leisurely course back toward Earth...

7:09:34 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Questions?

7:10:04 PM misterboxingbear: Nah.

7:10:16 PM ltpercybusard: If half a chicken laid half an...no, nevermind.

7:10:20 PM tkirr: Newp.

7:10:22 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

7:10:23 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

7:10:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

7:10:44 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::in the ready room, squinting against the glare of Zuriyev's head on the screen::

7:11:19 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> Guess what.

7:11:46 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Ian> Alexi, never, ever, ever begin orders with, "Guess what."

7:12:06 PM tkirr: ::stands at Sci in her immaculate uniform, doing her thing::

7:12:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> ... good point.

7:12:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> It was the damndest thing.

7:13:00 PM ltpercybusard: ::Running a diagnostic down in engineering. Woo, lots of beeping noises!::

7:13:22 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> The Klingon High Chancellor was leaving a bloodline ceremony when a shriekbat struck a shuttlecraft two miles up.

7:13:36 PM cmdrshelev: ((I had nothing to do with this plot :V ))

7:13:48 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> It fell, accelerating at 11m/s/s, and hit him on the head, killing him.

7:14:42 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Ian> How random.

7:15:05 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> The Klingons are upset and there's the usual secession infighting and backstabbing going on.

7:15:32 PM tkirr: ((News anchor Zuriyev, don't we get proper channels on Atlantis?))

7:15:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Ian> Okay, what do you want me to do about it?

7:15:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> NOTHING.

7:15:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Ian> Right.

7:16:08 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> The Federation is calling this an internal Klingon affair, leave it alone.

7:16:19 PM tkirr: ::wins another game of Solitare::

7:16:21 PM misterboxingbear: ::Just to change things up a little, is down in the gym in a t-shirt and sweats...and gloves and a brain bucket, sparring with some poor random son of a bitch from security. This whole incident has given him new motivation to find

7:16:21 PM cmdrshelev: (( I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE YOUR CAPTAIN ALSO DOES NOTHING ))

7:16:45 PM misterboxingbear: more time to practice. So much the better if he's training against someone who hits back.::

7:17:23 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Ian> Okay.

7:18:03 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> I'm sending you on a first contact mission to Skagaran IV, a colony of transplanted humans that have become warp capable.

7:18:39 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Ian> Oh, joy. Send me the details

7:19:20 PM misterboxingbear: Poor NPC schmuck> ::Throws a right cross that impacts harmlessly on his CO's raised forearms:: Sir, far be it from me to-OW complain, but couldn't you do this with the-OW holodeck?

7:19:22 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> ::smirks:: They were last visited 230 years ago by the Enterprise NX-01, and, well, we forgot to go back and check on them.

7:19:57 PM tkirr: ::loses her next game due to the obnoxiously high 'chance' factor and switches to another type of Solitare::

7:20:25 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> They were in a late nineteenth century level of technology at that point, so I want you to go, since you're the only Admiral I have that can pull off chomping a cigar under a cowboy hat.

7:20:52 PM misterboxingbear: ::Shrugs, immediately after sending off another lightning quick jab.:: Sure. But the holodeck needs neither practice, nore exercise. We, on the other hand...::Weaves to the side to evade a return jab:: okay, mostly with you,

7:20:56 PM misterboxingbear: it's another story.

7:20:57 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Ian> ... right.

7:21:17 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Zuriyev> I'll send you all of Archer's notes. Zuriyev out.

7:21:30 PM misterboxingbear: Besides, I checked; they're all full. Damn science kids. You know they're just using it for 3-D porn.

7:22:15 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Ian> What the hell. ::walks out onto the bridge:: Captain, set a course for Skagaran IV.

7:22:44 PM tkirr: ::watches Ian, finding him far more fascinating that Solitare::

7:22:56 PM cmdrshelev: ...

7:23:09 PM ltpercybusard: ::Had in the time between this gone on break, and had headed to a holodeck to rest for a while. She frowned

7:23:12 PM ltpercybusard: as she went down the line.:: Porn...porn....porn...My Fair Lady? Hell, I don't want to know. Porn...porn...yes! ::Walks into an empty one::

7:23:15 PM cmdrshelev: Why are we going to the dirt end of dirt?

7:23:23 PM VAdm Blackthorne: You're familiar with them?

7:23:42 PM cmdrshelev: It's the expanse ferchrissake.

7:23:52 PM VAdm Blackthorne: They're warp capable now.

7:24:08 PM cmdrshelev: Aw shit.

7:24:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I'm told I'll need a cowboy hat.

7:24:45 PM cmdrshelev: So we're going to get their primitive pea shooter technology on our side before the eight other bordering alliances decide to go there first.

7:25:07 PM VAdm Blackthorne: They are human, even if the Federation never went to check on them.

7:25:46 PM cmdrshelev: Helm, lay in a course and execute at maximum cruise warp.

7:26:16 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I'll be in my ready room.

7:26:21 PM cmdrshelev: About that..

7:26:28 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Yes?

7:26:53 PM cmdrshelev: Where will my ready room be sited?

7:27:02 PM cmdrshelev: Captains need these things.

7:27:12 PM misterboxingbear: NPC guy> Fair enough. I just wish you'd-OW- thrown some punches at the bag for another hour or two first. You hit like you've-OW-got it in for me.

7:27:32 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::looks around:: There's only room for one...

7:27:41 PM cmdrshelev: We'll hang a tarp.

7:27:57 PM cmdrshelev: Suddenly I'm remembering the academy.

7:28:00 PM VAdm Blackthorne: There's an open area between the deuterium tanks.

7:28:01 PM tkirr: ::pretends to find Solitare suddenly very fascinating::

7:28:09 PM cmdrshelev: That's not very ready.

7:28:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: But last I checked, three pips in a box outranks four in the open.

7:28:28 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Unless...

7:28:32 PM misterboxingbear: Sorry, captain. I may screw around when it comes to a lot of things, but boxing's never been one of them. Don't worry, you'll get live...maybe even long enough to start landing a few more punches of your own.

7:28:37 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::walks into the observation lounge::

7:29:09 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Yes, this'll do.

7:29:11 PM ltpercybusard: ::Loads a meditation room. Hell, calming down might even work this time.::

7:29:14 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::walks back out::

7:29:16 PM cmdrshelev: ...I was going to ask for that :(

7:29:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Captain, have my ready room moved into the observation lounge. You can have my old room.

7:29:38 PM cmdrshelev: Aye, Admiral.

7:29:50 PM cmdrshelev: ::Thinks he just got screwed but he's not sure how.::

7:29:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Also, flanking the desk, have a federation flag on one side, and the third fleet flag on the other. This is a damn flagship.

7:30:18 PM cmdrshelev: The obligatory civil war cannon?

7:30:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Oh, nice touch.

7:30:50 PM tkirr: ::can't help but watch back and forth, following the conversation::

7:30:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: The extra space and better view will be quite nice. Good thinking.

7:31:15 PM misterboxingbear: NPC> It's just-OW-, I'm not sure I see the point of all this, sir. All these rules...nothing below the belt, attack only with your hands, no grappling...OW. How does that help you get ready for an actual fight?

7:31:19 PM cmdrshelev: ::sound of topic shifting without a clutch.:: I'll be briefing McKnight. Humans forgotten for two hundred years are likely to come out shooting if Boston is any indication.

7:31:59 PM misterboxingbear: ::Grins as he ducks under a swing to land a counter-punch to the gut:: Would you prefer we did this Fairbairn style?

7:32:08 PM misterboxingbear: NPC> ::Grimaces:: Point taken, sir.

7:32:25 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Mm, also research what sort of clothes they wear. Making an effort like that is always a good diplomatic overture.

7:33:06 PM cmdrshelev: +McKnight+ Major, please report to the bridge at your earliest convenience.

7:34:08 PM cmdrshelev: Commander T'Kirr, some historical research seems to be in order. I presume you do not need a formal briefing since anyone could have overheard that... whatever it was.

7:34:13 PM misterboxingbear: ::Grins...though not TOO widely, since that chime and the subsequent distraction let the poor captain get a good hit to the kisser:: Saved by the bug.

7:34:44 PM tkirr: ::nods:: I'm on it, sir.

7:35:17 PM cmdrshelev: Hell, let's just get everyone of note in on this.

7:35:23 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Senior staff will need to be present for the first contact, since your ranks are getting more and more senior every day.

7:35:32 PM tkirr: ::frowns:: Captain?

7:36:09 PM cmdrshelev: +Busard+ Bridge to Lt. Busard, please report for a briefing at earliest convenience.

7:36:47 PM ltpercybusard: ::-Damn, she had ALMOST obtained inner peace. Well, that was a lie of course.:: +Bridge+ Aye, sir.

7:36:49 PM tkirr: ((Uh oh, NPC hits harder than we thought))

7:36:55 PM misterboxingbear: (Gah. Did either of those last two posts get through?)

7:36:57 PM ltpercybusard: (WB)

7:37:06 PM ltpercybusard: (..Or not)

7:37:16 PM misterboxingbear: (Son of a bitch.)

7:37:19 PM ltpercybusard: (*poke?*

7:37:21 PM ltpercybusard: )

7:37:24 PM tkirr: ((Last we got was saved by the bug))

7:37:33 PM misterboxingbear: (Ah, thanks.)

7:37:48 PM cmdrshelev: (( the boxing bear got boxed ))

7:38:09 PM misterboxingbear: ::Taps his comm badge:: +Shelev+ Aye, sir. But would your preferred definition of convenience include a shower and a change of clothes? I'm in the gym right now.

7:38:51 PM cmdrshelev: +McKnight+ Please.

7:39:22 PM misterboxingbear: +Shelev+ Right. See you in 15 minutes. McKnight out.

7:40:12 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::sits down in the center seat::

7:40:31 PM ltpercybusard: ::Heads up to the Bridge:

7:41:02 PM cmdrshelev: ::Takes the XO seat. There are some things that are impossible to bargain for.::

7:41:11 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::You damn right::

7:42:07 PM misterboxingbear: ::And since actually waiting for that time to pass would be for dorks, McKnight arrives after the apportioned time has passed, in a fresh set of black fatigues, or BDUs, or whatever the hell they call them in the future::

7:42:55 PM ltpercybusard: ::And of course, by that time Busard is already in her seat, having entered quietly.::

7:43:33 PM cmdrshelev: Ok we have news of impending chaos in the universe and impending chaos on the tiny planet we're going to. Which do you want first?

7:44:27 PM misterboxingbear: Which one are we actually tasked with doing anything about, sir?

7:44:33 PM tkirr: ((Wait, are we on the Bridge still?))

7:44:38 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((yes)

7:44:39 PM cmdrshelev: ((yes))

7:44:46 PM cmdrshelev: (( how is the costume designing going ))

7:45:00 PM cmdrshelev: That would be the tiny planet.

7:45:17 PM tkirr: ((Pfft.))

7:45:21 PM cmdrshelev: Skagaran IV is the tiny planet.

7:46:13 PM misterboxingbear: Cowboy world, sir?

7:46:32 PM cmdrshelev: Everyone keeps saying that; I have no idea what it means.

7:46:46 PM cmdrshelev: It has a displaced human colony that was seeded from earth abductees in the mid 19th century.

7:46:49 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I'll have to make you watch a few Westerns in preperation.

7:47:17 PM cmdrshelev: ::confused: but keeps going::

7:47:25 PM misterboxingbear: ::Simply stands silent as he waits for Shelev to finish.::

7:47:50 PM cmdrshelev: Those abductees and their abductors have become warp capable. We are going to do formal first contact.

7:48:48 PM cmdrshelev: The notes from the incidental visit from NX-01 show a very savage, violent race. Which is why this will be an armed first contact team.

7:50:05 PM misterboxingbear: Very well. Full heavy combat gear?

7:50:47 PM cmdrshelev: Not terribly heavy but enough to be concealed under local dress.

7:51:07 PM cmdrshelev: Showing up with a small army after 300 years of nothing will probably make them jittery.

7:51:18 PM misterboxingbear: ...Do we have any idea what constitutes local dress after all this time, sir?

7:51:24 PM tkirr: If I may?

7:51:29 PM cmdrshelev: Perfect timing.

7:53:59 PM misterboxingbear: (Check.)

7:54:06 PM cmdrshelev: (right.)

7:54:11 PM tkirr: ((This chat lag is making me very green))

7:56:22 PM cmdrshelev: ((don't worry jason and I know the stopping point so you are merely delaying the inevitable))

7:56:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((rofl))

7:56:54 PM misterboxingbear: (So someone HAS typed an in character post after "Perfect timing."?)

7:57:01 PM cmdrshelev: ((... no ))

7:57:15 PM cmdrshelev: (( it is t'kirr's turn ))

7:57:23 PM tkirr: As Captain Shelev says, the last reports from the NX-01 shows they were quite ::eyes the Andorian:: 'savage', but the Enterprise was also key in changing their way of life.

7:57:33 PM tkirr: If they are warp capable now, they have probably somewhat outgrown their wild nature.

7:57:42 PM tkirr: ((Sorry I'm getting chat in spurts, it's confusing))

7:58:21 PM misterboxingbear: ::Gives a skeptical glance up at the ceiling, but doesn't otherwise comment on that particular assessment.::

7:58:47 PM cmdrshelev: We shall hope for the best, but that gives us a segue into the "universal chaos" portion of the briefing.

7:59:25 PM cmdrshelev: The Klingon High Chancellor has been killed and there is great unrest in their empire at the moment.

7:59:33 PM cmdrshelev: Their empire borders the expanse.

7:59:42 PM misterboxingbear: ::Starts:: Martok's dead?

7:59:51 PM misterboxingbear: ...sir?

8:00:07 PM cmdrshelev: Yes, but he didn't die slowly.

8:00:27 PM tkirr: ::shocked silence::

8:00:41 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::wonders how Shelev got that info since he hadn't briefed him on that part yet::

8:00:58 PM cmdrshelev: ((wait what))

8:01:12 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((I never mentioned the Klingons :v: ))

8:01:24 PM tkirr: ((Not your plot eh... right, right...))

8:01:43 PM misterboxingbear: ::Simply settles into a deep frown. Because Martok was cool, you cocks.::

8:01:54 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::figures the news must be out on the networks::

8:02:08 PM ltpercybusard: ::Who what where pants?

8:02:14 PM cmdrshelev: ((ok, I fucked that one up. Is there any presumption that he would have been briefed in the 15 minute gap or do I need to roll everything back?))

8:02:32 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((No worries, it's fine))

8:02:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((I was just being a curmudgeon)

8:03:05 PM cmdrshelev: ((You're saying.))

8:03:51 PM cmdrshelev: Martok was killed in an accident leaving a building, in a manner that does not define a clear successor.

8:04:35 PM cmdrshelev: So should an upstart house decide to claim parts of the expanse... we're going in armed.

8:05:37 PM misterboxingbear: But still in low profile armor only. If I may, sir, I'm a bit confused. If we're initiatinhg official first contact, why are we dressing to blend in?

8:05:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: It's a diplomatic gesture, Major.

8:06:12 PM cmdrshelev: Not to mention the obvious twitchiness.

8:06:14 PM misterboxingbear: ::Nods:: Sir.

8:07:16 PM cmdrshelev: Are there any further questions?

8:07:20 PM tkirr: I've programmed the replicator system to what's recorded as proper attire centuries ago, but there's no updated information. We would need to observe before we beam down.

8:08:16 PM ltpercybusard: No questions, sir.

8:08:34 PM misterboxingbear: Weapons, sir?

8:09:25 PM cmdrshelev: I defer that question to the Admiral, as obvious weaponry affects the diplomatic process.

8:09:45 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hand weapons, concealed under local attire.

8:10:16 PM misterboxingbear: Phaser types 1 and 2, aye sir.

8:12:49 PM VAdm Blackthorne: We'll be heading down shortly. The planet isn't that far away.

8:13:24 PM misterboxingbear: Will that be all then, sirs?

8:14:08 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I have nothing more.

8:14:18 PM cmdrshelev: If there are no further questions, briefing dismissed.

8:15:25 PM misterboxingbear: ::Nods and silently makes for the turbolift::

8:15:29 PM tkirr: ::returns to tapping away at her console, prepared to scan as soon as they're in range::

8:16:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

8:16:27 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

8:16:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

8:16:33 PM tkirr: ::pauses::

8:16:40 PM ltpercybusard: ::Paused::

8:17:01 PM cmdrshelev: Remind me never to assume we can get to the rising action of a plot in the first sim. :v:

8:17:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Next week, get ready to get gussied up in yer Sunday best.

8:17:41 PM cmdrshelev: next week shelev is going to beg to stay on the ship after watching the wild bunch

8:18:22 PM cmdrshelev: http://youtube.com/watch?v=oOMzVDo9wVA

8:19:07 PM misterboxingbear: Oh, hey. Can they bring obvious weapons as long as they're period weapons?

8:20:03 PM cmdrshelev: nothing too heavy because that would make the rest of the story easy

8:21:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I imagine a revolver or two would be fine.

8:21:56 PM misterboxingbear: I was thinking maybe a Winchester.

8:22:16 PM misterboxingbear: So they have at least one long-range shot.

8:23:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: A good old 30-30

8:23:32 PM misterboxingbear: Right.

8:23:41 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Tough to conceal, but you might be able to pull it off.

8:24:33 PM misterboxingbear: Sure. Strap it inside a duster, Highlander style if they insist on absolutely nothing in the open.

8:24:39 PM ltpercybusard: Just stick it down your pants and tell them you're Egyptian.

8:24:43 PM misterboxingbear: Heh.

8:24:45 PM VAdm Blackthorne: rof

8:24:52 PM cmdrshelev: oh god now my plot brain wants us to go to the highlander planet

8:24:57 PM ltpercybusard: ...

8:25:00 PM cmdrshelev: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

8:25:00 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ZEIST

8:25:01 PM ltpercybusard: SCOTS WA HAE!

8:25:04 PM cmdrshelev: jason shoot me

8:25:08 PM VAdm Blackthorne: :commissar:

8:25:13 PM ltpercybusard: *goes to paint her skin blue*

8:25:14 PM cmdrshelev: thank you

8:26:01 PM cmdrshelev: that is two stupid plot ideas that jason has saved me from wasting brainpower on

8:26:12 PM cmdrshelev: the other one was the blaxploitation planet

8:27:15 PM ltpercybusard: Well damn.

8:27:16 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Okay then, next week, to the New West!

8:27:20 PM ltpercybusard: That one sure woulda been fun.

8:27:35 PM misterboxingbear: Sweet Christmas!

8:27:36 PM VAdm Blackthorne: It's all fun and games until someone loses a head.

8:27:37 PM cmdrshelev: it falls apart when you can't use racial slurs

8:27:45 PM tkirr: Or an antenna.

8:27:49 PM ltpercybusard: Oh, right.

8:28:06 PM cmdrshelev: last time I lost an antenna we had to exhume a corpse. be careful what you wish for

8:28:37 PM ltpercybusard: Aw, but that was fun!

8:28:45 PM VAdm Blackthorne: You just liked fixing a diesel.

8:28:50 PM tkirr: I'll never 'visit' Andoria again. In fact, I'll steer clear of the entire system.

8:28:52 PM ltpercybusard: ...Mehbeh.

8:29:28 PM tkirr: You'll drag me kicking and screaming in Klingon.

8:29:35 PM VAdm Blackthorne: You speak Klingon?

8:29:46 PM tkirr: ...Mehbeh.

8:29:53 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Bah, you'll never trump Harper.

8:29:59 PM tkirr: I know. =/

8:30:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: At least until you have a passing knowledge of Yiddish.

8:30:30 PM ltpercybusard: But she can wave bacon in Harper's face and sing something from Phantom. And that's JUST as good.

8:31:26 PM tkirr: She had to have trained under Sato

8:31:33 PM cmdrshelev: oh yeah there were three plots that jason banned. the dwarf fortress planet

8:31:52 PM tkirr: Banned plots? O_O

8:31:59 PM cmdrshelev: my brain runs away sometimes

8:32:06 PM cmdrshelev: and jason has to go collect it and bring it back

8:32:07 PM ltpercybusard: Just sometimes?

8:32:08 PM tkirr: Mine, too.

8:32:11 PM ltpercybusard: I MEAN

8:32:18 PM ltpercybusard: O:-)

8:32:23 PM cmdrshelev: my brain knows how to open doors

8:32:31 PM tkirr: Ooh, I wanna see.

8:33:17 PM cmdrshelev: come to komradefornia and go to l4nch with us just once and you'll get to watch my brain open a door and run down the street and come back with a bag of pot or something

8:33:38 PM VAdm Blackthorne: It's rather frightening honestly

8:33:41 PM ltpercybusard: Booo pot.

8:33:53 PM ltpercybusard: Hooray beer!

8:34:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: He doesn't smoke pot, his brain is just strange

8:34:58 PM cmdrshelev: I don't drink either

8:35:16 PM ltpercybusard: Well, that explains it then.

8:35:17 PM cmdrshelev: I have been told that just being me is equivalent to a six pack a day

8:35:33 PM tkirr: Ooh, you have your own biological distillery?

8:37:34 PM cmdrshelev: I could make a joke involving pants but I won't

8:38:05 PM ltpercybusard: Bow chicka what?

8:38:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PANTS.

8:38:42 PM ltpercybusard: O.O

8:38:43 PM ltpercybusard: Really?

8:38:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Yeah, pants.

8:39:03 PM ltpercybusard: Well, I NEVER.

8:39:17 PM VAdm Blackthorne: You never wear pants?

8:39:40 PM ltpercybusard: Um...sure.

8:39:43 PM tkirr: Pants are a crutch.

8:39:51 PM ltpercybusard: Pants have a crotch.

8:40:14 PM tkirr: That, too.

8:41:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: And with the crutch of a crotch you can crouch on a couch.

8:41:20 PM ltpercybusard: Crotches have crutches? Incredulous!

8:41:32 PM cmdrshelev: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

8:41:39 PM ltpercybusard: MARMALADE

8:42:17 PM VAdm Blackthorne: JAM

8:42:33 PM ltpercybusard: Pie.

8:43:55 PM ltpercybusard: *stands victorious*

8:44:59 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I agree with pie.

8:45:26 PM ltpercybusard: Good. Because otherwise you would be a dirty heathen.

8:46:19 PM tkirr: I like pie. =/

8:46:29 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Pie is the correct side.

8:46:30 PM ltpercybusard: Good!

8:50:10 PM VAdm Blackthorne: HOW MANY OF THEM CAN WE MAKE DIE :black101:

8:50:52 PM ltpercybusard: Lots?

8:55:29 PM misterboxingbear: Oh, hey. This is still open. Attention wandering like that is usually a pretty good signal I should go, so...night, folks. Until next week.

8:58:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Night y'all

8:58:13 PM ltpercybusard: 'Night.