6:59:30 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hi folks

6:59:35 PM Lt Percy Busard: Heya.

6:59:43 PM Lt Percy Busard: Mike's getting coffee.

7:00:07 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Roight

7:02:03 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Herr Kommander

7:02:08 PM cmdr shelev: no

7:02:48 PM VAdm Blackthorne: yes

7:03:58 PM Lt Percy Busard: Maybe?

7:06:28 PM VAdm Blackthorne: We are sans Vulcan again

7:06:42 PM Lt Percy Busard: Again? Damn.

7:06:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Shelev's fault, somehow.

7:06:55 PM Lt Percy Busard: WHAT DID YOU DO

7:07:15 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I'll give her a few more minutes before I pester her phone a third week

7:08:22 PM MajDougMcKnight: Sweet.

7:09:32 PM cmdr shelev: now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

7:09:51 PM VAdm Blackthorne: You are not the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

7:09:53 PM cmdr shelev: and i'd like to take a minute just sit right here i'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

7:09:54 PM cmdr shelev: :(

7:10:28 PM MajDougMcKnight: I liked it.

7:10:40 PM VAdm Blackthorne: You're more like Jazz anyway.

7:11:05 PM Lt Percy Busard: Man, my writing teacher made us analyze that rap to death in high school.

7:11:10 PM Lt Percy Busard: It sucked. Also, BRB

7:11:25 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Analyze.... rap.... what?

7:12:37 PM cmdr shelev: http://xar.ph/Jazz.gif

7:12:53 PM VAdm Blackthorne: That is awesome

7:13:14 PM MajDougMcKnight: Damn, I could stare at that forever.

7:13:58 PM cmdr shelev: that's like an entire fresh prince episode

7:14:13 PM VAdm Blackthorne: That show was so good.

7:14:56 PM cmdr shelev: reuploaded with less flicker on the last frame

7:15:02 PM Lt Percy Busard: Back.

7:15:36 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Even better.

7:16:26 PM MajDougMcKnight: I love when Will got all introspective.

7:16:47 PM MajDougMcKnight: "Could it be that I'm more obsessed with thighs and breasts than Colonel Sanders ever was?"

7:17:25 PM Lt Percy Busard: *snrk*

7:18:16 PM VAdm Blackthorne: T'Kirr's internet is down.

7:18:20 PM cmdr shelev: welp

7:19:37 PM MajDougMcKnight: Lame.

7:20:16 PM Lt Percy Busard: Totally.

7:20:19 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Okay, so we're four to a flush here.

7:20:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: I wanted all five of us here for the finale to this plot, because it's a good one.

7:21:11 PM VAdm Blackthorne: But in the meantime we can do more with the Horizon.

7:21:20 PM Lt Percy Busard: So tonight is filler?

7:21:27 PM cmdr shelev: tonight is filler

7:21:33 PM Lt Percy Busard: Mwahaha-er...cool.

7:22:00 PM cmdr shelev: I say we'll go until 10 minutes of nothing happening or 90 minutes total, like microwave popcorn

7:22:01 PM VAdm Blackthorne: You just wait to see what we do to you next week, with another week to come up with ideas.

7:22:24 PM Lt Percy Busard: Aw man. I hate it when you say things like that.

7:22:28 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::cackles::

7:22:40 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hey Shelev, do we need any more heavy machinery?

7:23:49 PM cmdr shelev: no but I do need a house

7:24:04 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Hm, we'll get right on that.

7:24:09 PM MajDougMcKnight: Oh, dear.

7:24:19 PM Lt Percy Busard: This does not bode well.

7:24:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Okay, so, more voyages of the Horizon this week. Feel free to go nuts with things going wrong, because you can ultimately blame Shelev.

7:24:42 PM Lt Percy Busard: Hooray!

7:24:46 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Things are crowded and people are generally irritable. Enjoy!

7:24:48 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

7:24:49 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

7:24:52 PM VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

7:25:23 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::in a corridor off the bridge, catching a moment of privacy, talking to a PADD::

7:25:31 PM cmdr shelev: ::Pressing buttons making noise wiki wiki wiki::

7:25:50 PM cmdr shelev: Warp Drive> :toot:

7:25:55 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Acting XO's log, stardate 2234e-44.   FUCK.   End log.  No, strike that.

7:26:04 PM cmdr shelev: (( COWARD ))

7:27:00 PM Lt Percy Busard: NO I DID NOT SAY TURN THE FUNNY CRANK I SAID ADJUST THE HEATING SYSTEMS! ::Attacking Unlucky Ensign #5 with wrench::

7:27:20 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::gives up and walks onto the bridge::

7:27:32 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Sitting in the captain's dining room.  There's still supplies everywhere, but as they get closer to Earth and there supplies dwindle, he's been able to move most of the supplies into the kitchen itself, and comandeer the room as

7:27:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> It's all broken and we're all gonna die, Commander.

7:27:52 PM cmdr shelev: Ok, go turn Atlantis back on.

7:27:58 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper>

7:28:12 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::stares::

7:28:26 PM cmdr shelev: DETAILS!

7:28:59 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::tries very hard to do this without swearing::

7:29:10 PM MajDougMcKnight: an office.  Now, for disheartening lack of anything better to do, he's playing poker with some of his senior guys, using scavenged protein resequencer cards the various marine surveys have uncovered as currency.::

7:29:40 PM MajDougMcKnight: Dear God, I hope there's a bourbon card somewhere in this pile.

7:29:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Supplies are dwindling, but should hold. The ship may or may not hold out. The crew will have murdered each other in two days, however.

7:30:04 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Less than that, if Percy had her way::

7:30:36 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> And we're completely out of eggs, milk, and bacon.

7:30:43 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Which is why there are double marine patrols on every deck.  More still in big cluster areas.::

7:30:58 PM cmdr shelev: Which of those two will result in our immediate deaths first?

7:31:06 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> The murdering, and the bacon.

7:31:22 PM Lt Percy Busard: (Not the bacon!)

7:32:09 PM cmdr shelev: Two days? How the hell did these people pass boot?

7:33:08 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Should we be murdering each other sooner or later by your expectations, sir?

7:33:35 PM cmdr shelev: Six.

7:33:56 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> That'll never happen without bacon.

7:34:26 PM cmdr shelev: What are we talking about again?

7:34:57 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Murder.

7:35:18 PM cmdr shelev: Well at least we

7:35:22 PM cmdr shelev: 're safe here on the bridge.

7:35:32 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Don't be so sure, sir.

7:35:49 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Finally recognizes that maybe inflicting bodily harm on her fellow engineers isn't such a good idea, and decides to go on a search for raktagino. Or booze. Whichever one she can find sooner.::

7:35:51 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::quickly deletes the "Ways to Kill Shelev" list from her PADD::


7:37:02 PM Lt Percy Busard: (And obviously, that reason is because he's trying to relate himself to British royalty)

7:37:54 PM cmdr shelev: Well then, you have the bridge, Harper.

7:38:04 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Oh grand.

7:38:22 PM cmdr shelev: ::Goes to the TL. The doors open, a very big man comes out and slugs Shelev in the mouth.::

7:38:47 PM cmdr shelev: Ow.

7:38:49 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::starts to get up and then stops when she sees that Shelev has been slugged in the mouf::

7:39:22 PM cmdr shelev: ::The very large man takes the TL back down without saying a word.::

7:39:36 PM cmdr shelev: What just happened?

7:39:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> A very large man punched you in the face, sir.

7:40:09 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> I tried to stop him.

7:40:23 PM cmdr shelev: At least our stories match.

7:40:26 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::sits down in the center seat::

7:40:41 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Can we get the bloody laundry operational at least?

7:41:21 PM cmdr shelev: Why don't you ask Busard? I have used up my bother engineering cards.

7:41:57 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> You're in command, you can bother anyone you want. And you frequently do.

7:42:53 PM cmdr shelev: I don't want to :(

7:43:38 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::swears in Tagalog::

7:44:55 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Engineering+ Harper to Busard.

7:45:27 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::For the sake of character interaction, we'll say the game was reaching its conclusion as the sim began, and just then, McKnight stepped off the turbolift, a couple of cards in hand.  Seeing Harper otherwise engaged, he turns to

7:45:59 PM MajDougMcKnight: Shelev::  Did you walk into ANOTHER bulkhead?

7:46:09 PM cmdr shelev: You could call him that.

7:47:33 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::-Drinking something in a coffee cup at the moment as she wanders around the ship.::

7:47:38 PM cmdr shelev: I'll be in sickbay. Hopefully I will not be dead by then.

7:47:48 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::glares at Shelev:;

7:48:29 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Cue eyes narrowing::  Hold it, sir.  Are you telling me somebody ASSAULTED you?

7:48:45 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Busard+ Harper to Busard.

7:48:56 PM cmdr shelev: You mean he wasn't one of yours?

7:49:24 PM Lt Percy Busard: +Harper+ Yeah?

7:49:43 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Busard+ Is it possible to get the laundry working? People are starting to smell.

7:50:57 PM MajDougMcKnight: I'm just going to assume that was a joke.  I've made it quite clear to the marines that they're to be twice as professional as Star Fleet requires of them on this trip.  None of my men would dare.

7:51:22 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> If that guy wasn't a marine, you should sign him up.

7:51:32 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> At least for the football team.

7:52:13 PM cmdr shelev: Regardless, I am missing a toof. I will be in sickbay.

7:52:19 PM cmdr shelev: ::Exit stage TL::

7:52:24 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Here it is. :v:

7:52:26 PM MajDougMcKnight: I'll consider it, after I dump him in whatever we can use for a brig.  Tempers are fraying.  And order WILL be maintained.

7:53:04 PM Lt Percy Busard: +Harper+ Uh...maybe? Power in general is pretty limited at the moment, so I can't guaruntee a lot. But I'll see what I can do.

7:53:17 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Starts heading back to engineering with a groan::

7:53:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Thank you, the pine scented air fresheners aren't covering it up anymore.

7:53:47 PM MajDougMcKnight: Can you at least tell me what uniform the man was wearing?

7:53:59 PM MajDougMcKnight: (What COLOR uniform)

7:54:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> (that was to Busard)

7:54:16 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Didn't notice, Major. :effort:

7:54:51 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Clenches his jaw::  Right.  If you'll excuse me then, I have a manhunt to conduct.

7:54:58 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Have at it!

7:55:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::muttering in Ferengi as she looks at the PADD::

7:55:40 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Turns on his heel toward the turbolift, but stops abruptly::  Ah, right.  In my irritation, I almost forgot what I came here for?  You're SORT of Canadian, right?

7:55:42 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::starting to wonder where her career went wrong::

7:55:50 PM MajDougMcKnight: I mean, we're all a LITTLE Canadian, in our heart of hearts.

7:56:34 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> I'm Risan

7:56:40 PM MajDougMcKnight: Close enough.

7:56:59 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Actually, it's not really like Canada at all...

7:57:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Though I have studied Canadian linguistics.

7:57:34 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Gracefully tosses her a yellow card as he steps into the lift::  Today it is.  Canadian bacon and eggs.  Word spread you had a hankering.  Have at it.

7:58:12 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::catches it and looks at McKnight:: The uniform was yellow.

7:58:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::looking very, very grateful::

7:58:49 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Just nods, a bit less tersely than he might have a moment ago, before the door closes::

7:59:02 PM cmdr shelev: ((IT all tastes like cardboard anyway))

7:59:10 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((Bother that nonsense!))

7:59:20 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Helmsman, you have the bridge.

7:59:24 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Helmsman> What.

7:59:30 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> SHUT IT.

8:00:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::heads off into the captain's ready room, shoves his crap off the dusty desk, and puts the resequencer card into the slot::

8:00:18 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Now is digging through the various control panels to try and find the one that powers laundry systems::

8:01:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::extracts a steaming plate of bacon and eggs from the machine:: Oh every deity I can think of, bless that man.

8:02:27 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::dives in::

8:03:34 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::Finishes the breakfast:: Now a clean uniform and a shower would be remarkable.

8:04:02 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Checks on the supplies after she's powered up the laundry systems:: +Harper+ Busard to Harper. I've got some good news, and some bad news.

8:04:19 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Fortunately for McKnight, his job is a lot easier than Worf's might be.  There are only two departments on most ships that wear yellow, and security on this ship wears black fatigues.::

8:04:26 PM MajDougMcKnight: +Busard+ McKnight to Busard.

8:04:34 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Busard+ Go ahead, I can take it!

8:04:46 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Gets a busy signal::  Sonuvabitch.

8:05:01 PM Lt Percy Busard: +McKnight+ The party you are calling cannot be reached at this time. Please try again later.

8:05:17 PM Lt Percy Busard: +Harper+ Okay, so...the laundry systems are working. That's the good news.

8:05:52 PM Lt Percy Busard: The bad news is that the only detergent we have is powdered, and a couple of centuries past its expiration date. So I hope you like dust-scented clothes.

8:06:13 PM MajDougMcKnight: (Beats BO scented.)

8:06:24 PM Lt Percy Busard: (Unless you're allergic to dust, like me :-()

8:06:38 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Right. Wonderful. What about the sonic showers?

8:06:53 PM Lt Percy Busard: They...should be working now.

8:06:59 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Now that's good news.

8:07:22 PM MajDougMcKnight: ("The bad news is that all they do is make chili.")

8:07:53 PM Lt Percy Busard: (That is SO tempting. Also, sounds delicious)

8:08:22 PM Lt Percy Busard: Now excuse me, ma'am. There's someone else trying to get through.

8:08:27 PM Lt Percy Busard: +McKnight+ You called?

8:08:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Busard+ Thank you, Harper out.

8:08:40 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::walks back out on to the bridge::

8:08:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Helmsman> Ma'am there's a -

8:08:51 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> SHUT IT.

8:09:01 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Helmsman> Roight.

8:09:13 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::heads to the TL:: 

8:09:22 PM MajDougMcKnight: +Busard+ I did.  Big guy, your department.  Penchant for striking superior officers.  Ring a bell?

8:09:23 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Take me someplace empty.

8:09:27 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Computer> What.

8:09:30 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Deck five, fine.

8:09:43 PM Lt Percy Busard: +McKnight+ Uh...not really, no.

8:11:48 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::frantically trying to find an empty bathroom::

8:11:48 PM MajDougMcKnight: +Busard+ ::Sighs::  Fine.  Anyone in your department built like a linebacker.

8:12:34 PM Lt Percy Busard: +McKnight+ There's...a few of them. Why?

8:12:41 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::finds one, locks herself inside, and takes a goddamn shower::

8:15:26 PM MajDougMcKnight: +Busard+ Because, Lieutenant, you may have noticed that we have a fair number of people nearing the end of their tethers, and most of them have been shoved right next to each other.  And one of them, I'm told, belted our acting

8:16:11 PM MajDougMcKnight: captain moments ago.  Would YOU care to speculate what effect that getting out might have, without the addendum that such behavior was quickly and decisively punished?

8:18:09 PM Lt Percy Busard: +McKnight+ No, I wouldn't sir. I was simply asking for clarification as to why you were inquiring about members of my department, which I think is justified in that up until roughly five seconds ago when you told me, I had no

8:19:49 PM Lt Percy Busard:  idea of what was going on. That in mind, I'll go check the security feed and group all the members who meet your description together for interrogation.

8:20:06 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::emerges, thanking several deities that she doesn't believe in anyway in several languages that she's clean, despite the dirty uniform::

8:20:22 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Grimaces:: ...Point taken.  Apologies and thanks.  I'll be down directly.  McKnight out.

8:21:07 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::Returns to the bridge to find Helmsman in the center seat, and says sunnily: I have the bridge!

8:21:16 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Helmsman> But you sai

8:21:19 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> MOVE.

8:21:25 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Helmsman> Roight.

8:21:32 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Helmsman> ::takes the helm::

8:23:28 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Mutters something about lacking omnipresence as she goes to the security feed monitors and starts bringing up the most recent entries. Then comms four engineers who meet the description of "built like

8:23:30 PM Lt Percy Busard: a linebacker" and has them report to engineering::

8:24:53 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::finds a tooth on the ground:: Hm, he must have lost two. :haw:

8:27:36 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Shelev+ Harper to Shelev.

8:27:38 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::A minute later, he strides into engineering, flanked by a pair of marines to examine the assembled crowd::

8:29:33 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Stands over a video console:: I've found the correct video feed, but...there's some static. You might want to take a look at this.

8:30:23 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Smiles::  In a moment, maybe.  Depends how easy our man wants to make this, for everyone.  So, gentlemen.  Which of you decked Shelev?

8:31:11 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::-Decidedly uneasy silence::

8:32:04 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Shelev+ Commander, are you dead?

8:32:47 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Loses the smile::  You're Star Fleet officers.  One of you fucked up.  It happens to us all.  But you WILL own up to it, like a grown man should.

8:34:46 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Still an uneasy silence, but one of them faintly grimaces::

8:35:26 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Narrows his gaze on that one, before giving an exasperated exhale and turning back to Busard::  Alright, let's see this footage.

8:36:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::shrugs and puts the tooth on the arm of the captain's chair:

8:37:33 PM cmdr shelev: +Harper+ Ferfoof?

8:37:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Shelev+ I have something that belongs to you.

8:37:49 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Frowns tiredly at the group, before moving to the side so the major can see.:: As you can see...::plays it:: the punch itself and the escape were relatively close together. There's only about 8 seconds of actual

8:38:00 PM cmdr shelev: +Harper+ ! :haw:

8:38:22 PM cmdr shelev: +Harper+ ::sounds of times square::

8:38:33 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Shelev+ What's it worth to you?

8:38:38 PM Lt Percy Busard: usable footage, and that...well, it's not very good quality. ::The footage shows a large light-haired male figure, face turned somewhat downward, step out of the TL and punch Shelev, then step back and leave.::

8:38:51 PM cmdr shelev: +Harper+ Random guy> MANICURE KITS! MANICURE KITS!

8:39:18 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ...

8:39:35 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> +Shelev+ Are you sure you're in sickbay, commander?

8:39:59 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Arches an eyebrow::  Well, at least you're efficient about it.

8:41:37 PM cmdr shelev: ::TL opens, Shelev comes out with a newspaper under his arm and his cheeks puffed out with gauze.::

8:41:47 PM cmdr shelev: :haw:

8:41:51 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Just shrugs, looking from the security feed to the group of men::

8:42:12 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::hands him his tooth::

8:42:55 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> You dropped this. :j:

8:43:05 PM cmdr shelev: :haw: !

8:43:35 PM cmdr shelev: (( I have no idea what's going on in this sim anymore ))

8:43:55 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Take my advice and don't see dentists named Fast Louie.

8:44:03 PM cmdr shelev: :[

8:45:32 PM MajDougMcKnight: Well, I can't see the face, but the hair shade is damning enough.

8:45:40 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Helmsman> ::cancels his appointment with Louis Quick, DDS::

8:45:53 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Nods to his two men::  The one on the left.

8:46:04 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Looks at the screen, then back at the group. There's only one blonde.:: Oh. Right.

8:46:29 PM MajDougMcKnight: Sorry to leave you short-handed, Lieutenant.  But there's nothing for it.

8:47:02 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::The engineer, in traditional dramatic fashion, throws a fit as soon as the security people approach, and tries to beat everyone within a ten-foot radius of him up::

8:47:15 PM cmdr shelev: (( I'M NOT RESISTIN ))

8:47:31 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ((HE'S GONNA KICK, HOGTYIN' TIME))

8:47:34 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Watches, tiredly, and looks at her coffee cup:: Meh.

8:47:46 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::still surprisingly chipper::

8:49:02 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Rolls his eyes, draws his phaser, and stuns the guy on the spot::  Well, someone's a drama queen.

8:49:27 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Looks at the engineer thoughtfully:: ...

8:49:29 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Unless he didn't resist.  In which case, they just escort him away.::

8:49:30 PM Lt Percy Busard: ...Meh.

8:50:58 PM Lt Percy Busard: Unlucky Engineer #1,000,000,000> ::Is stunned, and falls to the floor after throwing his hissy fit::

8:52:22 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Sighs upon re-holstering his weapon::  I'm going to need to borrow another of your linebackers for a few minutes.

8:53:06 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> Hm, phaser fire in engineering.

8:53:23 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Sighs, waving her hand dismissively before sitting down and resting her head against a wall.:: Meh, meh meh...meh. ::Promptly falls asleep::

8:53:24 PM cmdr shelev: Fey found fim?

8:53:50 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> I speak many languages, but what the hell are you saying?

8:54:07 PM cmdr shelev: :[

8:54:47 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Harper> ::hands him the PADD, making sure the "Ways to Kill Shelev" list is really gone:: Write it.

8:55:55 PM MajDougMcKnight: ::Directs said linebacker to take the feet, as his men take the arms and shoulders and as one, lug the behemoth off to a more fitting place to sleep.::

8:58:59 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

8:59:00 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

8:59:02 PM VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

8:59:30 PM cmdr shelev: plot comes out of nowhere

8:59:32 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Okay, hopefully we have everyone for the finale next week. I don't like to end plots with people missing!

8:59:34 PM MajDougMcKnight: Next week, T'Kirr finds her way back?

8:59:45 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Good job though on the impromptu story!

9:00:09 PM MajDougMcKnight: Eh, I was just pleased security had something to do.

9:00:49 PM MajDougMcKnight: Other than finding breakfast, I mean.

9:00:55 PM Lt Percy Busard: ...Meh,

9:00:58 PM Lt Percy Busard: *.

9:01:01 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Warp Drive> :toot:

9:02:08 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Beats Ensign with wrench::

9:02:22 PM VAdm Blackthorne: So violent!

9:02:24 PM Lt Percy Busard: ::Even though she has neither ensign nor wrench. But I can totally do it!::

9:02:38 PM VAdm Blackthorne: Anyway, tune in next week for the conclusion!

9:02:46 PM VAdm Blackthorne: And then on to a serious plot!

9:03:02 PM Lt Percy Busard: Wait what?

9:03:10 PM VAdm Blackthorne: mmmhmmmmmm

9:03:17 PM VAdm Blackthorne: ::points at Percy::

9:03:19 PM Lt Percy Busard: Aw poo.

9:06:10 PM VAdm Blackthorne: That's all folks, g'night!

9:06:16 PM cmdr shelev: ta ta