AIM Chat with Kiley Airell, tinadollnyc, ltdakotaellis.

7:27 PM

TinadollNyC: ::eats a gummy bear::

LtJGAaron Markus has joined this chat.

VAdm Blackthorne: Lieutenant JG on deck!!

TinadollNyC: ::AA::

LtJGAaron Markus: LOL

TinadollNyC: ::wakes up::

VAdm Blackthorne: I was joking, Tina

TinadollNyC: Oh Hi guys

TinadollNyC: Oh nevermind

VAdm Blackthorne: Markus always yells, "Admiral on deck!" whenever I enter the room.

TinadollNyC: Ah

LtJGAaron Markus: I don't yell.

TinadollNyC: Sorry no sense of humor...i am a Marine

Lt TKirr has joined this chat.

VAdm Blackthorne: I think you're confusing the Marines with the FBI

7:30 PM

TinadollNyC: ohhhhhhhh

LtJGAaron Markus: Yeah.

TinadollNyC: Same thing

Lt Dakota Ellis: or george w

TinadollNyC: Ah

TinadollNyC: ok

VAdm Blackthorne: At least W isn't the one suing jibjab.

TinadollNyC: Abu grhab?

TinadollNyC: ::shrugs::

Lt Dakota Ellis: Kerry is suing jibjab?

VAdm Blackthorne: Kerry had his sense of humor removed apparently, and has his lawyers all over jibjab

ElRiov trIdrys has joined this chat.

Lt Dakota Ellis: LOL

LtJGAaron Markus: Who or what is jibjab?

Lt Dakota Ellis: Have you seen the one with W and Micheal Moore?

VAdm Blackthorne: Helo internet

TinadollNyC: Odd job?

TinadollNyC: God rules (lol MM)

VAdm Blackthorne: Yeah, that one is terrible

ElRiov trIdrys: Evening

TinadollNyC: ::is confused::

Lt Dakota Ellis: http://www.jibjab.com/

Lt Dakota Ellis: that's jibjab, Tina

VAdm Blackthorne: It's the talk of the internet, and now even more

Lt Dakota Ellis: it's the talk everywhere.. ABC nightly news, Leno, Tday show

TinadollNyC: (HAS A FIT OF LAUGHTER )

VAdm Blackthorne: Which is why Kerry is trying to keep his lawyering against them quiet.

ElRiov trIdrys: the talk in my neck of the woods is that today is my wife's b-day

7:35 PM

Lt Dakota Ellis: Happy B-Day Connie!

TinadollNyC: Happy B-day

MajorAZinthys has joined this chat.

Lt Dakota Ellis: Z

TinadollNyC: (wating for Jib jab to load)

ElRiov trIdrys: Evening Major

ElRiov trIdrys: it didn't load?

TinadollNyC: Hey major

TinadollNyC: No

TinadollNyC: the cartoon

MajorAZinthys: hello

LtJGAaron Markus: I watched it. It was hilarious.

ElRiov trIdrys: man that's bad. it's a funny routine

Lt TKirr: My husband showed it to me yesterday, hehe

TinadollNyC: Damn i wish i had broadband

VAdm Blackthorne: Alright, let's get started.

7:40 PM

TinadollNyC: ::AA::

TinadollNyC: ((oh damn premature again))

MajorAZinthys: ::Blows into whistle::

MajorAZinthys: Attention!!

ElRiov trIdrys: ::AA::

LtJGAaron Markus: ::AA::

Lt Dakota Ellis: (I always thought that was a guy problem)

TinadollNyC: ::AA::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::AA::

Kiley Airell: ::AA::

Lt TKirr: ::AA::

kangorath has joined this chat.

TinadollNyC: (Shuuut upppp)

VAdm Blackthorne: Alright, tonight, with Atlantis still in drydock, her crew has taken the prototype USS Constitution out for a shakedown.

VAdm Blackthorne: Our destination is nowhere in particular, and we're to test this ship up and down.

VAdm Blackthorne: Questions?

LtJGAaron Markus: ::raises hand::

VAdm Blackthorne: Markus?

LtJGAaron Markus: What class of ship?

VAdm Blackthorne: NX

VAdm Blackthorne: No class yet because the design is a prototype.

VAdm Blackthorne: So she's one of a kind.

VAdm Blackthorne: Any others?

LtJGAaron Markus: Any idea as to what shape and size and such?

TinadollNyC: ::hand::

VAdm Blackthorne: Roughtly sovereign class sized.

VAdm Blackthorne: Tina?

TinadollNyC: :raises it slowwwwwwwwwly::

TinadollNyC: How much crew is abourd?

VAdm Blackthorne: The whole Atlantis crew, so 1,125.

TinadollNyC:

TinadollNyC: ok then

7:45 PM

VAdm Blackthorne: This ship is our home until Atlantis is spaceworthy again.

VAdm Blackthorne: So, if there are no more questions...

VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

VAdm Blackthorne: BEGIN SIM

VAdm Blackthorne: :on the bridge, trying to make the chair comfortable::

MajorAZinthys: ::Standing at the Tactical station on the bridge::

ElRiov trIdrys: :::in SB, looking over reports:::

Lt TKirr: ::on bridge, familiarizing herself with the Science panel::

TinadollNyC: ::in the Weapons room catalouging weapons::

LtJGAaron Markus: ::sitting at helm, getting to know the new console setup and quietly chuckling about the Admiral and his seat::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::trying to find the Sci labs::

Kiley Airell: ::on the bridge::

TinadollNyC: ::stubs her toe::

TinadollNyC: :OW

VAdm Blackthorne: Markus, take us up to warp eight.

TinadollNyC: ::kicks a box ::

TinadollNyC: OW OW OW

LtJGAaron Markus: Aye, sir. ::pushes a few buttons:: I think that's warp 8.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::turns a corner and finds the bathrooms:: Always good to know where those are

TinadollNyC: ::walks in a circle to walk it off::

MajorAZinthys: ::Testing out all the scanners::

VAdm Blackthorne: Where's the speedometer anyway?

LtJGAaron Markus: ::sees a big 8 on the console:: Yeah that's it, warp 8.

ElRiov trIdrys: :::looking over medical equipment, checking out biobeds and so on:::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::finally finds the Sci labs, walks in and looks around:: Nice

TinadollNyC: how many phasers do we even need?

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > How long did they say it's going to take for the refit, Hakkie?

TinadollNyC: Damn 500 is alot but 675?

7:50 PM

LtJGAaron Markus: <<1125>>

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::starts looking around and touching the new shiny stuff::

VAdm Blackthorne: This ship's engines are too quiet.

TinadollNyC: <<is still counting but thanks>>

ElRiov trIdrys: ::sighs, runs hand through hair:: Oh it's probably going to be a few more weeks. Could be longer, just depends on when they tell us Atlantis is ready. Why?

LtJGAaron Markus: I know. Tell me about it.

TinadollNyC: <<phaser rifles are 150>>

TinadollNyC: hmmmmmm

TinadollNyC: My knee bones connected to the,....batleth

Lt TKirr: Sir?

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > :::looks around::: It's just, this place is so ... so ....

TinadollNyC: Bat'leth?

VAdm Blackthorne: T'Kirr?

TinadollNyC: Why is my Bat'leth in here

ElRiov trIdrys: ::nods:: Unfamiliar, I know. But it's home for the time being nevertheless.

TinadollNyC: <<OMG JIB JAB>>

Lt TKirr: You said the engines are two quiet?

Lt TKirr: <<*too>>

VAdm Blackthorne: The usual hum isn't as loud

VAdm Blackthorne: Take us to warp nine, Markus.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::turns on the scanners::

LtJGAaron Markus: Aye, sir. ::hits a few buttons again:: Warp nine.

TinadollNyC: <<nuclear>>

Lt TKirr: Perhaps it is merely a more efficient system.

TinadollNyC: <<ROTFL>>

ElRiov trIdrys: ( afkfas )

LtJGAaron Markus: ::reads the tech manual while piloting::

TinadollNyC: <<That was funny!!!!!!>>

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::watching as all the panels light up and start working::

VAdm Blackthorne: More efficient, perhaps... but when you've been in space for a long time, you expect certain things to be constant.

TinadollNyC: <<watching it again>>

Lt TKirr: Agreed. ::returns her attention to her console::

LtJGAaron Markus: Perhaps we could get a recording of the Atlantis' engines and play it.

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ElRiov trIdrys: ( bak )

VAdm Blackthorne: ::chuckles::

7:55 PM

VAdm Blackthorne: (Hey Doug)

TinadollNyC: ::counting weapons::

LtJGAaron Markus: <<Doug!>>

CaptDougMcKnight: (Hey folks. Sorry I couldn't be in earlier.)

VAdm Blackthorne: Markus, drop us from warp.

Lt TKirr: ::runs through several sensor ranges, checking their feedback::

MajorAZinthys: <<Hmph. Pay cut for you, mister>>

LtJGAaron Markus: ::hits the slow down button:: Aye sir.

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > Well it is ... yes, quite different. The atmosphere just isn't the same though.

CaptDougMcKnight: (I'd be devestated, if I was being paid to begin with.)

VAdm Blackthorne: Major, set up a combat simulation.

MajorAZinthys: Aye, sir.

LtJGAaron Markus: ::smiles slightly::

ElRiov trIdrys: ::nods:: It'll just take time, trust me.

TinadollNyC: Thank heavens i am almost done

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Walks into security, and nods to Morales:: Lieutenant, report.

MajorAZinthys: ::Puts into play a simulation in the memory banks::

TinadollNyC: ::walks out of the locker::

TinadollNyC: Hello.May i help you?

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > :::pouts::: No ... Atlantis is -home-, Hakkie, it won't ever be the same.

TinadollNyC: Please state the nature of the Security Emergancy

MajorAZinthys: ::Computer creates a few imaginary ships of Dominion make for the ship to pretend to shoot at::

CaptDougMcKnight: One assumes. Thus, the request for a sitrep.

CaptDougMcKnight: Cute. Just tell me what's going on.

VAdm Blackthorne: Red alert, combat drill! All hands to battlestations!

MajorAZinthys: ::Activates the red alert::

CaptDougMcKnight: Lovely.

TinadollNyC: Sorry,Just spent eight hours on this ::gives him report as red alert sounds::

Kiley Airell: ::thinks this is going to be fun::

TinadollNyC: ::goes into locer and grabs phaser rifle::

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Turns his head out into the security office proper:: Assault teams, get suited up and stand by the transporter.

TinadollNyC: *Locker

MajorAZinthys: ::Ship takes a few hits::

LtJGAaron Markus: ::brings up a list of flight strategies::

MajorAZinthys: Sir, shields down to 90%

VAdm Blackthorne: Evasive, Markus! Major, return fire!

TinadollNyC: ::gets her suit::

TinadollNyC: SHIT

MajorAZinthys: Aye, sir.

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Dispatches a pair of marines to the bridge, and 4 to main engineering.

ElRiov trIdrys: :::looks around:::: Oh lovely ... I hope this isn't for real. T'Nal ... let's get ready for anything, OK?

TinadollNyC: ::jumps in it::

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > :::nodnodnoddditynod::

MajorAZinthys: ::Fires off a burst of phaser fire::

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Restrains Morales with a hand gesture:: Not you, Lieutenant.

LtJGAaron Markus: ::sets an evasive maneuver taking the ship forward and down::

VAdm Blackthorne: Quantum torpedos, maximum spread.

TinadollNyC: OH

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::looking over the read outs, taking notes on what does and doesn't work::

MajorAZinthys: ::The first ship pretends to explode::

TinadollNyC: Where do you need me sir?

MajorAZinthys: ::Shoots off a full spread of quantum torpedoes::

CaptDougMcKnight: You head up the team in Engineering.

8:00 PM

LtJGAaron Markus: ::brings the ship around for the third shot::

MajorAZinthys: ::2nd ship explodes::

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Reaches out to a desk to steady himself as the simulated weapons hits rock the ship::

TinadollNyC: Okey

LtJGAaron Markus: ::gets a warning of a ship on their 6::

TinadollNyC: Alpha team with me

ElRiov trIdrys: :::heads to station:::

Lt Dakota Ellis: +TKirr+ Sci labs are, well, they're not like ours but they'll do

TinadollNyC: ::Salutes and walks out the door with her team::

VAdm Blackthorne: Phasers to rear!

MajorAZinthys: ::Fires off a few more blasts of phaser fire from the rear::

MajorAZinthys: ::The ship is gone before it can fire::

TinadollNyC: I don;t think the Turbolifts will be safe ::ouch..stumbles::

TinadollNyC: We need to get down there

CaptDougMcKnight: The turbolifts will be fine. Now get moving!

LtJGAaron Markus: ::heads for another dominion ship::

MajorAZinthys: Let's capture the last one.

Lt TKirr: +Ellis+ Noted.

LtJGAaron Markus: ::sets up the tractor::

TinadollNyC: ::walks to turbolift::

VAdm Blackthorne: Agreed.

MajorAZinthys: ::Fires off a series of phaser fire aimed at its shields::

TinadollNyC: ::walks in with team:

TinadollNyC: Main Engenering

ElRiov trIdrys: +Bridge+ What's up with the red alert? Are we expecting casualties or what?

TinadollNyC: *Engineering

MajorAZinthys: <<You were right the first time>>

LtJGAaron Markus: ::comes to a dead stop just above the last one and comes to dead stop right above it and engages the tractor::

MajorAZinthys: ::Fires off a single torp at the computer-generated ships warp drive, obliterating it::

VAdm Blackthorne: Nice shot, Major.

MajorAZinthys: It's easy when it's not moving.

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Frowns, uncomfortable with staying behind and out of the action, even simulated action. There are times he still regrets accepting promotion to officer status::

LtJGAaron Markus: <<said "comes to a dead stop" too much there>>

ElRiov trIdrys: (( redundancy is fun though  ))

LtJGAaron Markus: <<for everyone else, yeah>>

MajorAZinthys: Enemy ship disables, Admiral.

MajorAZinthys: disabled*

TinadollNyC: ::walks out::

TinadollNyC: ok what do we do?

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::recording scans of the battle seen:: Cool liquid plasma screens we need those

Lt TKirr: ::checks internal sensors:: No simulated damage.

TinadollNyC: ::um get into psoitions i guess

TinadollNyC: Capt?

VAdm Blackthorne: Excellent.

VAdm Blackthorne: End combat drill.

MajorAZinthys: Shields fell to a simulated 79.3% during the exercise.

8:05 PM

MajorAZinthys: ::Cancels the red alert::

TinadollNyC: ::stands down team::

TinadollNyC: Ahhhhhh

LtJGAaron Markus: ::resets the helm::

TinadollNyC: I guess it was a drill

LtJGAaron Markus: ::sets course to previous::

VAdm Blackthorne: ACTION> The red alert stays on.

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Takes a look at the marines waiting by the transporter:: Very pretty, gentlemen. Well done.

Lt TKirr: ::eyes Zinthys peculiarly::

MajorAZinthys: Admiral, the red alert is not deactivating.

Kiley Airell: ::raises an eyebrow when the red alert stays on::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::sees the red alert come back on:: Make up your minds boys

TinadollNyC: :::stays in the back::

CaptDougMcKnight: Odd...

LtJGAaron Markus: ::makes a quick scan of the area::

VAdm Blackthorne: Well, we're bound to find some problems. Cut power to it.

CaptDougMcKnight: +Zinthys+ Major, what's going on up there?

TinadollNyC: ::looks up..red alert is still active...::HMMMM

MajorAZinthys: ::does so::

MajorAZinthys: +McKnight+ Simulation's over, but the red alert won't go off.

MajorAZinthys: +McKnight+ Go ahead and stand down the marines.

VAdm Blackthorne: ACTION> The red alert still stays on.

Lt Dakota Ellis: Computer discontinue red alert sound in Sci Lab 4

Lt TKirr: ::starts running a diagnostic::

TinadollNyC: What do we do now?

LtJGAaron Markus: ::runs another scan of the area::

MajorAZinthys: Nothing, Admiral.

TinadollNyC: Shall we take positions?

TinadollNyC: Captain?

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > Hakkie how long is that thing going to last?

VAdm Blackthorne: Computer, to Ellis> Unable to comply.

VAdm Blackthorne: It must be getting power from a redundant circuit.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::looks up as if at a person:: Why not?

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Looks at Morales:: You got back up here fast. And no. Until we're advised otherwise, there's nothing to shoot.

ElRiov trIdrys: Beats me. Just so long as we don't have casualties though I'm grateful.

TinadollNyC: (oh sorry)

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > Yeah I suppose so.

VAdm Blackthorne: Computer, which doesn't use Majel Barret's voice, by the way> Unable to determine reason.

CaptDougMcKnight: (For what?)

8:10 PM

TinadollNyC: +Morales to Mcknight+ Do we take up postions?

Lt Dakota Ellis: A lot of good you are

TinadollNyC: (For forgeting the "+"

CaptDougMcKnight: (Ah.)

TinadollNyC: )

VAdm Blackthorne: Find that redundant circuit and kill it already.

TinadollNyC: +Do we stand down?+

MajorAZinthys: ::keeps looking:: I'm not seeing one, Admiral.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::looks for something to stick in her ears::

CaptDougMcKnight: +Morales+ Stand by, Lieutenant. So far as I know, the klaxons we're still hearing are the result of some software glitch. Stay where you are, but take it easy.

CaptDougMcKnight: +Morales+ I'll instruct you furhter once I have some idea what's going on.

TinadollNyC: + Aye Aye+

VAdm Blackthorne: Can you at least get volume control?

Lt TKirr: ::finishes diagnostic, but is bumped out of the affected system::

TinadollNyC: +understood,Morales out+

LtJGAaron Markus: ::attempts to help track down the glitch::

TinadollNyC: Ok boys...Take it easy

MajorAZinthys: Computer, lower volume of red alert to half.

VAdm Blackthorne: Computer> Unable to comply

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::finds some soft vile sealing wax and puts it in her ears.. can't hear a damn thing now::

Kiley Airell: ::is starting to get annoyed with the sound of the klaxons::

LtJGAaron Markus: ::attempts to disconnect the power to the speakers::

VAdm Blackthorne: I never actually notice the klaxon during an actual battle.

MajorAZinthys: Computer, switch to yellow alert.

VAdm Blackthorne: Computer> Unable to comply.

CaptDougMcKnight: Computer, please determine the exact sound frequency to cancel out the red alert klaxons, and play it over the speakers in security.

MajorAZinthys: Damn.

TinadollNyC: Redshirt> what so we do Doll? Just sit here?

VAdm Blackthorne: ACTION> The red alert stops, but in response to nothing in particular.

TinadollNyC: yes we do Jackson...We sit here until he tells us other wise

8:15 PM

LtJGAaron Markus: ::takes a sigh of relief::

VAdm Blackthorne: At least it stopped.

Kiley Airell: That is weird.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::starts downloading computer system scans::

Lt TKirr: ::brow furrows in consternation::

TinadollNyC: Alas it topped

VAdm Blackthorne: So note in the ship's log. Problem number one.

TinadollNyC: *stopped

MajorAZinthys: Computer, determine the reason for the cessation of the red alert?

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::makes a note:: Klaxons don't work

Lt Dakota Ellis: computer no help

LtJGAaron Markus: ::gets an bad thought:: I think we should have someone check to make sure the auto destruct doesn't suddenly come on...

VAdm Blackthorne: Computer> Order of tactical console, timestamp (ten minutes ago).

ElRiov trIdrys: :::looks around:::: Hmmmmmm well. I guess that means things are back to normal ...

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ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > ::sighs with relief::

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MajorAZinthys: Hm, so it's just slow.

CaptDougMcKnight: (Sorry about that. Did the noise cancelling thing work?)

VAdm Blackthorne: Or it doesn't realize that anything was wrong.

MajorAZinthys: <<It turned off>>

VAdm Blackthorne: (( It stopped for no reason. )

CaptDougMcKnight: (Oh. Jolly good.)

MajorAZinthys: Computer, why did it take ten minutes for the red alert to cancel?

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::keeps working with the wax in her ears::

VAdm Blackthorne: Computer> There is no record of the alert lasting after the order was given to stand down.

LtJGAaron Markus: Perhaps the diagnostic programs are malfunctioning.

Kiley Airell: now that's interesting

VAdm Blackthorne: That computer's voice is just wrong.

MajorAZinthys: ::Looks at Ian funny::

VAdm Blackthorne: They changed the voice, Major.

MajorAZinthys: I am aware of that.

TinadollNyC: Hmmm

ElRiov trIdrys: Hold down the fort T'Nal, I'll be back.

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > "Fort" ... ?

VAdm Blackthorne: Have engineering figure out exactly what caused that for the design team to fix.

LtJGAaron Markus: Try to keep in mind, sir, that we only have this ship for a little while...

MajorAZinthys: Yessir.

Kiley Airell: I don't know, I think the new voice has a nice sound to it Admiral.

MajorAZinthys: ::Taps out the requisite orders::

VAdm Blackthorne: And for our own sanity, I'll try to avoid red alert situations.

MajorAZinthys: ::Sends it down to engineering::

ElRiov trIdrys: Just take care of things here while I'm gone. :::exits and enters TL::: Bridge. :::TL moves:::

Lt TKirr: ::does care one way or the other about the computer's voice, but keeps it to herself::

VAdm Blackthorne: I've listened to the other one for twenty-two years, Counselor. ::smiles::

8:20 PM

Kiley Airell: ::chuckles:: You'll get used to this one. Change is good.

ElRiov trIdrys: :::TL doors open, steps out onto Bridge:::

TinadollNyC: <<was those orders for me?..I missed som thinks>>

TinadollNyC: <<Some things*>>

VAdm Blackthorne: Doctor. ::nods to Idrys::

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Lt Dakota Ellis: (who'd it change to?)

LtJGAaron Markus: Hopefully we won't be on this ship long enough to get used to anything...

MajorAZinthys: <<no>>

VAdm Blackthorne: (Gilbert Gottfried)

CaptDougMcKnight: +Morales+ Lieutenant, it seems to be nothing. Report back to security.

MajorAZinthys: <<Oh. Shit. That's bad.>>

VAdm Blackthorne: ((Kidding.  ))

Kiley Airell: ((LOL))

ElRiov trIdrys: Admiral. Pardon the intrusion but down in Sickbay we were rather confused what with the alert and all ...

VAdm Blackthorne: It was a drill, doctor.

Lt Dakota Ellis: (Could be worse could be Fran Fine)

CaptDougMcKnight: +Morales+ But be advised, those turbolifts may be unreliable after alL, AND i DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT THE TRANSPORTERS JUST YET.

CaptDougMcKnight: (Damnit, I keep doing that. Stupid new keyboard.)

LtJGAaron Markus: ::to Idrys::Didn't you get the announcement?

TinadollNyC: +Morales to Mcknight+ OK ,,I understand..But why all the yelling?

ElRiov trIdrys: ::nods:: Thank you Admiral.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::walks out of Sci lab and heads for the bridge to check out the lay there::

TinadollNyC: Ok boys::she says to her team::

ElRiov trIdrys: ::to Markus:: Yes we heard Red Alert.

TinadollNyC: We are walking it::groans and cuss words from her team::

LtJGAaron Markus: Oh...ok.

VAdm Blackthorne: Mr. Markus, resume course.

CaptDougMcKnight: +Morales+ All security teams are to use the service ladders until a full systems diagnostic has been completed.

ElRiov trIdrys: Maybe there was a glitch in the communications equipment. It's a new ship.

TinadollNyC: ::gets into the Turbo lift shaft and starts climbing up::

LtJGAaron Markus: ::begins to say something then stops and turns to his console:: Aye, sir. Speed?

TinadollNyC: ::her crew follows::

VAdm Blackthorne: Warp five.

LtJGAaron Markus: ::sets speed::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::taking TL to the bridge can't hear it working has wax in her ears::

Lt TKirr: ::starts making her own list of faulty systems::

ElRiov trIdrys: +T'Nal+ Let the folks in Sickbay know it was a drill ...

LtJGAaron Markus: Aye, sir. Warp five.

ElRiov trIdrys: T'Nal > +Idrys+ Acknowledged

VAdm Blackthorne: Execute. ::hopes they don't blow up::

LtJGAaron Markus: ::executes::

VAdm Blackthorne: ACTION> We don't blow up.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::making lists doesn't reliaze the TL is not moving::

LtJGAaron Markus: ::relaxes in his chair::

8:25 PM

TinadollNyC: looks below her...

VAdm Blackthorne: ACTION> But the science console turns off.

TinadollNyC: <<I hope you are in a differnt turbpolift!>>

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VAdm Blackthorne: ((Hiya, Gem!))

LtJGAaron Markus: <<Gem!>>

TinadollNyC: <<Hi Abmiral>>

VAdm Blackthorne: ::hears the power to that console die behind him::

Lt TKirr: ::stands back with a start, staring at her black console::

AdmiralGem: >Evening, Atlantis!<

ElRiov trIdrys: ( Evening Gem )

MajorAZinthys: Sensors, at least, are operating fine.

VAdm Blackthorne: << ::hands Gem earplugs and peril-sensitive sunglasses:: >>

VAdm Blackthorne: ::Walks up to the console::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::finally looks at the little window and sees the lift has stop:: Computer why had the lift stopped?

VAdm Blackthorne: ::looks at it::

Lt TKirr: ::attempts to use console, but it doesn't respond::

Lt TKirr: <<Omg, this ship is friggin' haunted lol>>

TinadollNyC: Lets get out on this level

TinadollNyC: ::they get out on Deck 5

LtJGAaron Markus: ::looks at Kiley:: Problem number 2.

MajorAZinthys: <<No, that's the Atlantis>>

VAdm Blackthorne: ::runs his hand over the console until he finds a spot:

Lt TKirr: <<No, Atlantis is cursed, this one's haunted>>

VAdm Blackthorne: ::whacks it with his fist and the damned thing turns on::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::can't hear anything thinks the computer is replying::

Kiley Airell: ::chuckles::

Kiley Airell: looks that way Aaron

VAdm Blackthorne: ::nods with satisfaction:: Percussive readjustment.

MajorAZinthys: Works every time.

Lt Dakota Ellis: Bridge

LtJGAaron Markus: ::chuckles::

Lt TKirr: ::lifts a brow:: Indeed.

VAdm Blackthorne: At least we're still at warp.

Lt TKirr: ::resumes using the console::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::sees the lift move but it takes her to the brig not the bridge::

Kiley Airell: For the moment Admiral

LtJGAaron Markus: Shhhh!

8:30 PM

VAdm Blackthorne: ::walks back down to his chair::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::suddenly gets that feeling you get when you realzie you've lost you mother in Macy's::

VAdm Blackthorne: Take us up to warp six, Mr. Markus.

TinadollNyC: Ok this is Deck 5...

TinadollNyC: ((Hey i work at macys))

LtJGAaron Markus: Aye, sir. Warp six. ::hits a few buttons::

VAdm Blackthorne: ACTION> The ship stays at warp five.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::tries another lift:: Bridge

LtJGAaron Markus: ::looks puzzled::

LtJGAaron Markus: ::selects warp six again::

MajorAZinthys: Great. We get all the way out here, NOW it doesn't wanna work.

Kiley Airell: ::shakes head and chuckles:: you just had to mention that we were still at warp, didn't you Admiral?

Lt TKirr: Perhaps we should repair the... recently discovered problems before proceeding with further tests?

VAdm Blackthorne: All stop.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::walks onto the bridge and sighs.. walks over to Sci 2 and makes more notes:: Ships need stairs

LtJGAaron Markus: ::hits all stop:: Aye, sir. All stop.

TinadollNyC: ::walks with security team in tow to the Tubes and continues the climb up::

VAdm Blackthorne: ACTION> No response.

Lt TKirr: ::notices Ellis and gives her a slightly perturbed look::

Kiley Airell: You broke the Engines Admiral

LtJGAaron Markus: ::looks a little worried:: No response, sir.

VAdm Blackthorne: ::looks to Kiley: I don't believe in jinxes.

MajorAZinthys: That's. Not. Good.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::looks at TKirr:: The lifts are screwy

MajorAZinthys: Shall a send a message back to Starbase 1?

TinadollNyC: owwwwww wwwwweeeeeee owwwww

LtJGAaron Markus: ::hits all stop several more times::

Lt TKirr: ::quietly:: It would seem that is the least of our problems, although one of many.

TinadollNyC: Redshirt2>Oh Not funny

Kiley Airell: ::chuckles:: You have to admit that it's a freaky coincidence though Sir.

Lt TKirr: ::looks at Zinthys:: If you can.

VAdm Blackthorne: Negative, Major.

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::still has wax in her ears:: What did you say?

VAdm Blackthorne: Markus, begin warp core shutdown procedure.

VAdm Blackthorne: Stand by with that.

VAdm Blackthorne: Major, override helm control and try from your console.

MajorAZinthys: ::nods::

MajorAZinthys: Yessir.

LtJGAaron Markus: Aye, sir. ::sets up a core shutdown and notifies engineering::

TinadollNyC: Deck 7

MajorAZinthys: ::Takes helm control::

MajorAZinthys: ::Taps in the command for "all stop"::

TinadollNyC: ::walks down to the security office::

CaptDougMcKnight: ::Half smiles to Morales as she comes in:: Have a nice jog, Lieutenant?

8:35 PM

VAdm Blackthorne: ::sees that they arent' stopping::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::Can see lips moving no sound remembers the wax and takes it out of her ears and puts it in her pocket to collect lint::

VAdm Blackthorne: Alright, turn off the engines.

MajorAZinthys: No effect, sir.

AdmiralGem: >::chuckles:: Have fun sorting out all the bugs, guys. Night!<

CaptDougMcKnight: (Night Gem.)

VAdm Blackthorne: (night!)

Lt TKirr: ::repeats her statement quietly to Ellis::

LtJGAaron Markus: Aye, sir. ::notifies engineering to proceed::

TinadollNyC: Redshirt2>Can we PLEASE takes these packs off

LtJGAaron Markus: <<Night>>

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ElRiov trIdrys: ( Niters Gem )

TinadollNyC: ::looks anoyed at RS2::

TinadollNyC: No

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::nods:: You'd think they'd be better at building these things by now

CaptDougMcKnight: What the hell are you doing with a field pack, Marine? By all means, lose it.

VAdm Blackthorne: ACTION> As the warp core is warm-restarted, the ship drops from warp.

TinadollNyC: I mean yes

LtJGAaron Markus: ::takes a big sigh of relief::

Lt TKirr: ::sighs::

VAdm Blackthorne: Whew.

VAdm Blackthorne: We're not moving another meter until we get some of this figured out.

TinadollNyC: ::Everyone drops thier packs,ammo,weapons :

LtJGAaron Markus: I recommend a full diagnostic of all major systems, sir.

VAdm Blackthorne: Get started on it, Mr. Markus.

VAdm Blackthorne: Coordinate with engineering.

Kiley Airell: gotta love being the guinea pigs

LtJGAaron Markus: ::nods:: Yes, sir.

VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

TinadollNyC: Pack in in fellas

Lt Dakota Ellis: pasued

VAdm Blackthorne: PAUSE SIM

Kiley Airell: ::paused::

Lt TKirr: ::Pauses::

ElRiov trIdrys: :::desuaP:::

CaptDougMcKnight: Paused

LtJGAaron Markus: ::Paused::

TinadollNyC: ::paused::

MajorAZinthys: ::blows into whistle::

Lt TKirr: ::AA::

MajorAZinthys: Attention!

LtJGAaron Markus: ::AA::

Kiley Airell: ::AA::

Lt Dakota Ellis: ::AA::

ElRiov trIdrys: ::AA::

CaptDougMcKnight: ::AA::

TinadollNyC: ::AA:

TinadollNyC: :

VAdm Blackthorne: No announcements here tonight. Major?

MajorAZinthys: Crew, dismissed!

8:40 PM

TinadollNyC: Nighters

VAdm Blackthorne: See y'all next week!

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