You have just entered room "celestial prime."
Brionnach17 has entered the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Greetings!
NoahLetendre: hi all
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Hello! Welcome to Celestial Prime! I'm afraid I don't recognize you- are you new to our happy little family? (^_^)
HiddukelST has entered the room.
HiddukelST: Hello
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Greetings!
NoahLetendre: ya trying to get the engineer spot
Dr Phil Shaeffer: And hello Brionnach, even though you don't seem to talk much. ^_^
Brionnach17: *smiles shyly*
Brionnach17: hi
Dr Phil Shaeffer: No, no! Join science! Then you can be my whipping boy best friend!
HiddukelST: I was told by Allen there was a spot open in engineering?
NoahLetendre: only spot open is engineer
Dr Phil Shaeffer: We have a science spot open- or will be soon.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Ensign Kalok has been absent since December. ^_^
NoahLetendre: ill take it
HiddukelST: I wouldnt mind joining the science team
NoahLetendre: medical expirments and all?
RAdm AC Zuriyev has entered the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: But first you must prove your worthiness to join the science team!
NoahLetendre: ...how?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: It involves a weekend at the Admiral's private ski retreat and lots of Marshmallow Fluff.
NoahLetendre: i am a male...
HiddukelST: no hes not...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: All right, I'm going to walk back out that door and come back in, and we'll try that again.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: The Admiral isn't picky.
RAdm AC Zuriyev has left the room.
Nuo Jtar has entered the room.
NoahLetendre: ?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Ahhh, one again the admiral and the Romulan sign on at the same time...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Suspicious!
RAdm AC Zuriyev has entered the room.
Nuo Jtar: I am the Radiskull, and I will kill you all.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: We're on to you, Admiral.
HiddukelST: Hail Radm AC Zuriyev!
RAdm AC Zuriyev: That's the right idea.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Your secret identity as J'tar has been revealed.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: I'd not be caught dead playing that Romulan scum.
Nuo Jtar: Yeah, I hate that Romulan scum!
Nuo Jtar: I mean...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Busted. (^_^)
NoahLetendre: always good as a science expirment...
CounselorTempest has entered the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Greetings!
CounselorTempest: Did we get new crewmen while I wasn't looking?
HiddukelST: Nod
NoahLetendre: trying to get the part
CounselorTempest: Excellent.
Nuo Jtar: I can dump them out the airlock if you wish, Counselor.
CounselorTempest: ::notes three more names on her "to be given intense psychiatric exams at the earliest possible occasion" list::
Nuo Jtar: I haven't done anything Truly Evil (TM) yet today.
CounselorTempest: Admiral. Doctor.
CounselorTempest: Rommie.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Who owns the trademark on that?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Me.
NoahLetendre: ... how extensive
Nuo Jtar: I do.
Chloe Tiernee has entered the room.
Nuo Jtar: On Romulus, we learn to embrace our Inner Psychotic.
HiddukelST: On Earth we learn to kill our Inner Psychotic..
CounselorTempest: In counselor school we learn to torture the inner psychotic.
Nuo Jtar: That's why you humans are so despicably weak.
CounselorTempest: Cure. I meant cure.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Silence, you green-blooded goblin.
HiddukelST: ::hands Counselor a band aid.::
Nuo Jtar: You want summa me, four-eyes?? :)
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Er... wait... Romulans are much stronger than humans... er... no... I'm sorry, Mr. J'tar...
Agent DanteSmith has entered the room.
Lt Allen Zinthys has entered the room.
HiddukelST: ::checks his phaser...::
Agent DanteSmith: ::bows to the assembled crew::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Greetings, Agent!
Agent DanteSmith: apologies for my absence last week
Dr Phil Shaeffer: We didn't sim last week.
Agent DanteSmith: last session of the campaign...felt I should stay for the whole thing
Agent DanteSmith: ah...alrighty then
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Which reminds me... apologies for my absence two weeks ago; but it was either me or the Admiral. ^_^
Agent DanteSmith: lol
RAdm AC Zuriyev: And frankly, I won. :)
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Clumsily saunters in amid the always frequent conversation::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I was winning until you bit me!
CounselorTempest: Want me to beat up the Admiral for you, Shaeffer?
CounselorTempest: Or at least distract him. I could probably distract him.
Agent DanteSmith: tsk tsk tsk
CounselorTempest: Then you can grab the keyboard.
Agent DanteSmith: no love in that crowd
HiddukelST has left the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: But that's okay. I installed the Network Card of Doom -2 Backbiter in his computer.
Agent DanteSmith: oh...quick question...
Lt Allen Zinthys: Great. So nobody to move the storyline along now, huh?
EnsAleksDevon has entered the room.
Agent DanteSmith: anybody heard from Syd in the last two weeks?
CounselorTempest: A little. Basically he's swamped with work.
Lt Allen Zinthys: .....how long ago was two weeks?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I think about 14 days
Agent DanteSmith: that's the word that's been trickling around
Agent DanteSmith: no Phil...that's a fort night
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I thought a fortnight was one fewer than a fifthnight?
Agent DanteSmith: oh...that might be right...
Agent DanteSmith: I never can remember ;-)
RAdm AC Zuriyev: OK, let's get this going... Counselor, did Commander Sullivan give you the backup whistle of eardrum shattering +12?
CounselorTempest: Is he not coming to Chesh Irekat?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Take cover.
Agent DanteSmith: nope
CounselorTempest: ::inhales deeply, drawing a huge amount of breath into her lungs and diaphram::
Agent DanteSmith: I personally havn't heard from him
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Uses his earplugs of sound buffering +3::
CounselorTempest: ::Blows on that damn whistle::
Agent DanteSmith: ::falls over in pain::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::@a::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<hit return too soon- sorry>>
CounselorTempest: I'd put in the rolls, but I don't know how the format should go.
CounselorTempest: ::attn::
Agent DanteSmith: ::rof@A::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: First of all, please welcome Ensign Devon to the science department.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Welcome aboard!
Agent DanteSmith: ::raises hand::
Chloe Tiernee: Welcome. :)
RAdm AC Zuriyev: He'll be assuming the long-gone Enslgn Kalok's position.
Ens Aleks Devon: ::Short Bow:: Hello everyone...glad to ..be..here...::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Oooh! Oooh! Can I keep him?
Agent DanteSmith: ok...forget the question...welcome!
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Your department head isn't here tonight, Ensign, so you'll report to Mr. Shaeffer.
CounselorTempest: Welcome, Ensign!
Lt Allen Zinthys: Or, better yet, don't.
Agent DanteSmith: lol...good luck...you'll need it...
Agent DanteSmith: roflol
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I get no respect on this ship.
CounselorTempest: No, Shaeffer, no more Ensigns are allowed in your collection. I get sick of disposing of the corpses.
Ens Aleks Devon: Thank you...for the kind..welcome.
Agent DanteSmith: yeah...you have to learn to feed them
Agent DanteSmith: and let'em out of the cage everynow and then...they need the excercise
RAdm AC Zuriyev: OK, we also have a couple of observers tonight, so be on your best behaviour.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I think the problem is that I keep stuffing them into my 2'x3' "Sea Monkeys" tank.
Lt Allen Zinthys: Compared to what?
Agent DanteSmith: ::surpresses a laugh::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: All right, here's the story so far:
NoahLetendre has left the room.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: We are in Romulan space, investigating the destruction of a Romulan manufacturing facility by a Federation ship.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Upon further investigation, we have discovered that she ship was the USS Lockheed, a Miranda-class ship that was supposed to have been decommissioned, and contained Cardassian bodies that were apparently planted there.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: The situation between the Romulans and the Federation is degenerating. They have been hassling our trade routes along their borders, and diplomacy is certain to break down and war erupt if we are not able to calm this situation...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Questions?
Ens Aleks Devon: Yes i havea question
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Yes, Aleks?
Ens Aleks Devon: Why did it contain Cardassian bodies?
Agent DanteSmith: ::wonders::
Agent DanteSmith: good question...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Science is working hard to ascertain that.
Ens Aleks Devon: A Federation ship carrying cardassian bodies isnt that common i dont think.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: My suspicion is that it was a plant to throw blame on the Cardassians.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Any others?
Agent DanteSmith: ::raises hand::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Dante?
Agent DanteSmith: can we kill some Rommies tonight?
Nuo Jtar: You want a piece of me, humie-boy?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Down, Dante. ::pulls on his leash::
Agent DanteSmith: ::puts his fists up::
Agent DanteSmith: ::gets choked:: erk...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: With that, we'll begin.
Nuo Jtar: Pointedly polishes one of the 58 knives hidden about his person
RAdm AC Zuriyev: BEGIN SIM
RAdm AC Zuriyev: BEGIN SIM
Chloe Tiernee: ::in Sickbay, of course::
CounselorTempest: <<::gives Jtar some colons: (w) Use these for action statements.:>>
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<58 knives vs. 1 phaser rifle..... who will win?>>
Nuo Jtar: ::beams in on the Atlantis from the Romulan dreadnought Krechth::
CounselorTempest: ::in her quarters::
Agent DanteSmith: <<::raises hand:: I'll take that honor>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::in his Ready Room, reading the reports, trying to figure out how to solve this::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::in science, completing analysis::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<That scene was in Raiders of the Lost Ark. I know who'll win.>>
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Sitting at TAC, pretending to do something::
Agent DanteSmith: ::taking a shift at Tac::
Agent DanteSmith: <<d'oh>>
Chloe Tiernee: ::pacing in her office, a bit disturbed about all this::
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Ha! Beat ya!>>
Nuo Jtar: Computer, locate Counselor Tempest Rainbird.
CounselorTempest: Computer> Counselor Tempest Rainbird is in her quarters.
Agent DanteSmith: <<::grumbles and changes that to just sitting in the Sec Office::>>
Nuo Jtar: Computer > Counselor Rainbird is in her quarters.
Agent DanteSmith: ::hears an echo:: odd...
Nuo Jtar: ::heads for Rainbird's quarters, nearly running::
CounselorTempest: <<Hey, we need a mechanic to fix the computer. It's repeating itself.>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I'll fix it.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::begins pounding terminal with a hammer:: STOP REPEATING YOURSELF YOU STUPID COMPUTER!!
Chloe Tiernee: << Even in the future nothing works.>>
NoahLetendre has entered the room.
Agent DanteSmith: ::pushes some buttons to straighten out his MP50 player:: ok...no more echoing for you...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<You folks are in rare form tonight. :)>>
Nuo Jtar: <<I can do my own actions, thank you very much. :) >>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<Welcome Ensign Letendre to the Engineering department!>>
Agent DanteSmith: <<observers>>
CounselorTempest: <<Welcome.>>
Chloe Tiernee: << The Atlantis.. the only sim that crew randomly get assigned in the middle of everything.. Welcome. ;)>>
Agent DanteSmith: <<k....welcome ensign! enjoy the insanity!>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: << We're all mad here. >>
CounselorTempest: <<Are we in wonderland?>>
Agent DanteSmith: <<hey! that's my line Shaeffer!>>
Nuo Jtar: ::arrives at Tempest's quarters, signals at the door::
CounselorTempest: ::looks around her empty quarters:: I need a cat.
CounselorTempest: ::looks up:: Or a guest...
Chloe Tiernee: << I'm not.. I'm practically perfect in every way.. anyone want a spoonful of sugar?? Huh!? Do ya??>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<Too late, agent. That's what you get for stealing my metacloaking device plot thread.>>
CounselorTempest: COmputer, identify the individual outside my quarters.
CounselorTempest: Computer> Nuo J'tar.
Nuo Jtar: Computer > Nuo J'tar
CounselorTempest: Ah. Thank you.
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<I'll take it!>.
CounselorTempest: Come!
Nuo Jtar: ::enters::
Chloe Tiernee: << ::feeds Allen a spoonful of sugar, a giant spoonful::<g>>
Agent DanteSmith: <<::whistles "Cut Every Corner"::>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::reminds himself to do something::
Chloe Tiernee: ::plops in her chair, letting out a small sigh::
Nuo Jtar: ::looking breathless:: Counselor... time is short. This situation must be resolved soon.
Agent DanteSmith: ::sits back, reads some reports, listens to some music::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Notices that his TAC display has suddenly divided itself in half and displayed an exact duplicate of the display on his console::
CounselorTempest: Did something happen?
CounselorTempest: Please, sit down.
Ens Aleks Devon: Computer...::Looks around NErvously:: Where am i ?!
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::rotates his security protocols::
CounselorTempest: ::takes a seat herself on a nicely upholstered couch::
Lt Allen Zinthys: What the...?
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Taps:: +Dante+ Smith.
Nuo Jtar: ::sits:: Sector Admiral Kralahk- the commanding officer of our escort- intended to request permission to end the investigation and attack the Atlantis.
Agent DanteSmith: ::hits some controls...rotating the security protocls back::
Agent DanteSmith: +Allen+ Smith here
CounselorTempest: I think our tactical officer needs to know that.
Nuo Jtar: I cannot believe that he is the only one who does not wish to see us succeed. He has been... neutralized, but we must make haste.
Chloe Tiernee: ::leans forward in her chair, resting her elbows on her desk, glancing around her office::
CounselorTempest: Neutralized. Clean word.
Chloe Tiernee: ::hates feeling so restless::
CounselorTempest: What do you want me to do? Where do you envision this heading?
Nuo Jtar: Very well. I murdered him.
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Have you had any problem with the computer... duplicating things down there?
Nuo Jtar: Please understand that I cannot be seen as passing on this information. You are my point of contact on this ship; what you do with the information I provide is up to you.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::rotates his own damn security protocols to wherever he wants them, dammit::
Nuo Jtar: But I have a strong reason to suspect that at least one faction of the Klingon Empire is involved.
Agent DanteSmith: +Allen+ ::looks at protocols...returns them to normal:: yeah...sorta...
CounselorTempest: You seem to think I'm more naive than I am -- you needn't call a spade a spade, but calling it a rake may cause confusion.
Agent DanteSmith: +Allen+ my music is playing twice...
CounselorTempest: All right. And how do you suggest I introduce this information without betraying our conference?
Nuo Jtar: ::bows slightly:: My apologies, Counselor. I did not wish to give offense.
CounselorTempest: You haven't.
Ens Aleks Devon: Klingons are big...i say we use as much extended range force as possible...but then again im only a scientist =/
Nuo Jtar: You seem to have the Admiral's ear. Urge him to meet with me privately. I doubt he would do so otherwise.
Chloe Tiernee: ::stands quickly, goes about cleaning her office to let out some nervous energy::
CounselorTempest: I don't like that idea.
CounselorTempest: I'll have him meet with the two of us -- but not you alone.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::finishes analysis:: +Zuriyev+ Admiral, are you busy at this precise moment?
CounselorTempest: You two are like tigers in a cage.
Nuo Jtar: I would much prefer to speak privately.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Shaeffer+ Nyet, Lieutenant.
Agent DanteSmith: ::gets a couple of reports from various parts of the ship:: ok...I don't think those are security matters...but fine...
CounselorTempest: Then convince me.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::puts new protocols in place around his authorizations::
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Alright. See what you can do down there
Agent DanteSmith: ::logs the duplications as they come in...sends a copy to Engineering::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: +Zuri+ Permission to meet you in your ready room, sir?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Shaeffer+ Granted.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ aye sir...I'm on it
Nuo Jtar: We are military men, Counselor. We might be able to reach agreement- or at least agree on our differences.
CounselorTempest: And if I do let you do this -- IF -- I want what you know written on a PADD and signed by you so I have reference to it. I want to ensure I have every bit of information you can provide in case something goes wrong. This makes me nervous.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::departs for ready room::
Chloe Tiernee: ::stacks padds in perfect piles, has always had an immaculate office, but doesn't stop::
CounselorTempest: Military men are also prone to attack when they feel threatened. And I ddon't know which one of you is the bigger threat to the other.
Nuo Jtar: Very well. Will a recorded statement suffice?
CounselorTempest: If you include everything you know.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Taps around on the console and it goes from being divided lengthwise to horozontally::
Nuo Jtar: Many factions in the Rihannsu Star Empire crave war with the Federation. I was sent by the Tal Shiar- the intelligence agency of my Empire- to keep tabs on the investigation and sabotage it if possible. Stealing Federation technology or military knowledge is a secondary objective.
Nuo Jtar: However, I think a war between our empires would be mutual suicide.
Agent DanteSmith: ::gets annoyed with the incoming reports of echos::
Chloe Tiernee: ::escapes her office, going into main sickbay, tidying up there, while a few nurses occasionally glance from their work to notice her::
Agent DanteSmith: oh come on!! how dumb are these people?
Nuo Jtar: I have tried to aid the investigation when possible- largely by buying time through my diplomatic channels.
Agent DanteSmith: how can this be a security problem?
Agent DanteSmith: huh?
Agent DanteSmith: unless...
CounselorTempest: ::nods, watching J'tar carefully::
Agent DanteSmith: nah...those Rommies wouldn't leave something so traceable in our systems...would they?
CounselorTempest: ::feels an icy sense of uneasiness settling over her stomach and isn't quite sure how to handle the situation given her premonition -- but is damn sure that she can't prevent the meeting::
Chloe Tiernee: ::scans through the hyposprays, seeing they are pretty much alphabetized except for a few misplaced ones::
Nuo Jtar: <<Remember, J'tar is spybeam-proof.>>
Agent DanteSmith: <<riiiiiight>>
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Now sees four Romulan ships and wonders how he'll know which to shoot at::
Nuo Jtar: I am not merely a diplomat... I am a trained assassin from the Mind War division of the Tal Shiar. Kralahk wished to end the investigation and attack the Atlantis. He's a bloody-handed butcher who dreams of nothing but his own glorious victories. I removed him from com,mand and ensured that his successor would grant us a little leeway... but we are running out of time.
Nuo Jtar: This must be resolved SOON, or it will be war.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::Waits impatiently for Shaeffer::
CounselorTempest: ::sighs::
Agent DanteSmith: <<::hears the T word...goes into convulsions:: must...kill...rival...>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::arrives at the Ready Room::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::signals to enter::
CounselorTempest: I don't know anything about Romulan politics -- factions in the Romulan government...
CounselorTempest: Damn it. Why ddon't you want me there? Is it male pride?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Enter!
CounselorTempest: The one true constant between species.
Nuo Jtar: ::sighs- a very human gesture. Where did he learn that?:: Partly. And the Romulan Empire is no more unified than your ancient Greece was. We are many factions that sometimes work together, sometimes apart.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::enters:: Good day, Admiral. I have some disturbing news.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Yes, Lieutenant?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Sir... I'm certain I've found evidence of a Klingon cloaking device in the wreckage of the Lockheed.
Nuo Jtar: I have told you all I know.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: The Klingons, too? Matyeryebyets!
Agent DanteSmith: ::runs one of his patented tracking programs through the database::
CounselorTempest: Then answer me -- why don't you want me at that meeting?
CounselorTempest: You aren't a man who does things without motivation.
Chloe Tiernee: ::wanders about Sickbay, doing this and that::
NoahLetendre: ::hitting some equipment trying to get it to work right::
Nuo Jtar: Counselor, you are a wise and talented woman. You do well to soothe the emotions of the crew of this ship.
Nuo Jtar: But in this situation, that could be a liability. I may have to make him angry, challenge his pride. I too am a psychologist, in my own way.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Er... yes sir. What you said.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I have all the information prepared here. ::hands Zuri a PADD::
CounselorTempest: I have no choice but to trust you, do I?
NoahLetendre: ::sparks fly:: there you go again...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::reads the PADD and swears some more::
Agent DanteSmith: ::finds a Ferengi Duplicator Virus:: what the...how'd one of those get in the system?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: As you can see, the piece of wreckage labelled B2 strongly resembles a cloaking device...
Nuo Jtar: ::smiles slightly:: None, Counselor.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ uhm...sir...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: And I found evidence of residual photon-folding standing waves...
CounselorTempest: You stay here. In my quarters.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ... characteristic of a cloaking device engaged for long periods of time.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Impressive work, Shaeffer.
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ What is it?
Nuo Jtar: As you wish, Counselor.
CounselorTempest: And I'll be back.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ I think I found the source of our problem...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::pleased:: Thank you, sir...
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Good. What is it?
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ but I'm not sure it makes that much sense...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Now, to figure out the ramifications of this....
Dr Phil Shaeffer: But... sir... this is scary. Could this have been a Klingon attack designed to provoke war?
CounselorTempest: Don't touch anything much. ::shrugs:: Hell, nevermind. I don't care. Go through my lingerie if you want, just don't wear it. I don't have anything to hide from you.
Nuo Jtar: I have only one question, Counselor.
CounselorTempest: And if you're going to steal fed technology, you can do it in your quarters.
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<But, he is a Rommie. He might like your clothes...>>
Nuo Jtar: What is this "lon-jer-ay"? Is it a technological device of some kind?
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ we're looking at a Ferengi Virus...
Chloe Tiernee: <<::tries to picture a romulan in something red and satin and lacy..blink::>>
Ens Aleks Devon: +Chloe+ Pardon the Interruption Doctor. But may i request your assistance in the Science lab ?
Nuo Jtar: I assure you I will not steal technology from your quarters.
Nuo Jtar: In truth, Counselor, I'm on your side.
NoahLetendre: <<depends how you use it>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: I do not know. It means someone in the Empire collaborated with whoever did this, at least.
CounselorTempest: It's pronouced "ling - jer - ee." It's a food closely related to fruits.
Chloe Tiernee: ::stops rearranging all the various medical tools:: +Ens.Devon+ My assistance.. with what, may I ask ye?
CounselorTempest: Spicy. Tangy. Mostly red and black.
Agent DanteSmith: <<roflol>>
Nuo Jtar: Ahhh. I may wish to sample your lingjeree later. I have developed quite a taste for the fruits of Earth during my stay here.
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ ::Blink:: Ferengi?
Ens Aleks Devon: +Chloe+ Sorry if i startled you, i woudl like assistance in researching what happened to the cardassians upon the ship.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ like I said...it dosn't make much sense...
CounselorTempest: I bet you have.
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<LOL>>
CounselorTempest: I'll be back; stay here.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::nervous:: Sir... what are we going to do?
Nuo Jtar: I will.
CounselorTempest: ::walks out of the room, down the corridor, into the TL and commands it to go to the bridge::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Try to stop a war, Lieutenant. Dismissed. And thank you.
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ I'm on my way. It's Tempest. I need to talk to you, ASAP.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::inspired:: Yes, sir! ::departs::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::heads back to science::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Tempest+ Acknowledged.
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Can you fix it?
Chloe Tiernee: ::thinks he hasn't read the full report yet, but shrugs, could like to get away from Sickbay for a while:: +Ens Devon+ I'll be down in just a few minutes. I have a few things to explain to you about that.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::rotates his security protocols again, just to be sure.
Chloe Tiernee: ::steps out of Sickbay right away, almost with a skip::
CounselorTempest: ::heads to the ready room and enters::
Nuo Jtar: ::stands absolutely still in Tempest's quarters, reluctant to even use the air::
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ no problem...just give me a few minutes...I'm more concered about where it came from though
Ens Aleks Devon: +Chloe+ thank you
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::nods:: Counselor.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::arrives back at science::
CounselorTempest: So, Captain.
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ You think it was planted by someone?
Chloe Tiernee: ::wanders into a lift:: Deck "_" .. ::waits as the lift moves::
Chloe Tiernee: ::hums as it does::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::mutters to self:: Wasn't there something in the news log about a new ensign in science...?
NoahLetendre: a virus... ::puts a disk into the computer:: this anti virus program should do it...
CounselorTempest: Our time limit just got shorter.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ yes sir...its specialty is rooting out classified documents
Dr Phil Shaeffer: << Norton Antivirus 2380? >>
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<It may not work right, but that technology is amazing, ain't it, Chloe?>>
NoahLetendre: wait which disk did i put in... uhoh
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::Frowns:: New information from Science, too.
Chloe Tiernee: ::steps out the lift as it stops and walks right into the Science Lab, glancing around::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::hands her the report indicating the presence of a Klingon cloaking device::
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ WHAT!!?! What's it duplicating junk for, then?
CounselorTempest: And you need to talk to J'tar about it -- directly. A private meeting. I'd like you to have it in my quarters. I can't guarantee the Romulans don't have it bugged, but J'tar's in there now -- and as Tal Shiar, I'm sure he'll be removing anything he doesn't want there.
Ens Aleks Devon: ::Appears behind Chloeo:: Hello!
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ it duplicates everything...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::looks around for the new ensign, trying to spot a new face in Science::
Chloe Tiernee: << Hee hee. ;)>>
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ eventually...
CounselorTempest: And I know there's nothing in there from SF. I checked earlier today.
CounselorTempest: ::looks at the report:: Oh, fuck. Well, all the more reason for you to go down now.
Chloe Tiernee: ::startled, squeeks and jumps a bit::
Chloe Tiernee: ::blinks at Ensign Devon::
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ but as someone deletes classified files...the duplicate copies stay on the network
Nuo Jtar: <<Oh, sure, Tempest, blow my cover- tell him I'm Tal Shiar. Now he'll DEFINITELY want to meet me. :) >>
Ens Aleks Devon: Oh im sorry about startling you, i went just around the corner to talk with someone
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Tal Shiar? That does not surprise me.
CounselorTempest: Nor should it.
Chloe Tiernee: ::realizes she has never been in the Science Lab before::
CounselorTempest: If you didn't know THAT by now... well, anyway. Let me read the report.
NoahLetendre: cant hut it that bad.. ah what the heck computer excuite the program
Chloe Tiernee: That's quite all right .. ::her Irish accent thick::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: All right. I shall meet with him.
CounselorTempest: You should go down to my quarters -- alone.
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Everything.... Kill it now, if you would.
Agent DanteSmith: <<now that we know he's TS...can I kill him? come on...rival group...>>
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ aye sir...working on it...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<Easy, Dante.>>
Ens Aleks Devon: Well, come in. I have some data that i havent been able to thouroughly Analyze.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::clenches his fists::
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ oh crap...
Nuo Jtar: << Admiral, I humbly request you leash your ravening beast. >>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: I'm on my way.
Agent DanteSmith: ::hits some buttons frantically::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<Quiet, you.>>
CounselorTempest: And if he asks you for a sample of lingerie...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::blinks:;
CounselorTempest: Don't be offended. I told him it was a fruit.
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Problem?
Chloe Tiernee: If it's about the Cardassian remains.. I already analyzed that quite thoroughly..
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ ::laughs nervously:: seems to be a modified version...just duplicated itself...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Interesting.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ 50 times...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::exits the RR::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::enters the TL:: Deck eight.
CounselorTempest: ::sits and reads the report on klingon involvement::
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ A duplicating virus that duplicates itself....
CounselorTempest: Cat. I definitely need a cat.
Ens Aleks Devon: Ahhh you did...well... then that just proves my whole day was really pointless. Oh well ::Sighs and falls back in his chair with a hand on his eyes::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Tempest+ Take the conn, Counselor.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ uhm...this thing may fill up our database...duplicating stuff other copies of the virus have already duplicated...
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Have you heard of an anti-virus?
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ Aye, sir. I'm good with the conn. I'm a veritable conn artist.
Chloe Tiernee: ::blinks a bit:: Well, perhaps you found something I didn't. Did you notice that the remains seemed a bit odd?
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ we may have to take the computer core offline to fix it
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<Drum sting for Tempest.>>
CounselorTempest: ::shakes her head, closing the comm line, figuring she might want to keep her sense of humor to herself from now on::
CounselorTempest: ::goes onto the bridge and sits in her counselor's chair::
Chloe Tiernee: ::moves to a console to bring up her own report for the remains, transferring it to a padd::
NoahLetendre: you mean i get to take stuff apart?
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ I have my best anti-virus running now sir...but it's not gonna finish this thing off anytime soon...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::working in Science::
Ens Aleks Devon: They did, but ive also been tryign to find out what actually happened to the hull of the ship. The computer has been having a hard time analyzing it ::Smacks a Cpu screen::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::The TL arrives and he enters Tempest's quarters::
Nuo Jtar: ::turns:: Good day, Admiral.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ wait...I have an idea...be right back...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::nods:: Zdravstvoitye.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: You wished to meet with me?
Lt Allen Zinthys: <vqw> Uh-oh....
Chloe Tiernee: Ah.. well, I'm not versed in ship hulls.. ::small smile:: .. is the computer malfunctioning?
Agent DanteSmith: ::starts disguising the anti-virus as a piece of music:: hehehe...duplicate this punk!
Nuo Jtar: Yes, sir. It is time for me to level with you. Secure the door, please.
CounselorTempest: ::figures it would be impolitic to play computer solitaire while she has the conn::
CounselorTempest: <<Who's on the bridge?>>
NoahLetendre: ::the mad engineer get his tools with an evil grin on his face::
Chloe Tiernee: ::wiggling her fingers on the padd, nervous habit::
Agent DanteSmith: ::starts to hear a whine as the "song" starts to play:: uh-oh...
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ you may want to cover your ears...
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Me!>>
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Why?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Computer, seal this room, authorization Zuriyev Gamma Rho Epsilon Niner One Three.
Ens Aleks Devon: ::Hears the computer beep in success:: Oh! ::Gets up quickly and runs to the screen::
CounselorTempest: So... Tactical...
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ uhm...this could get loud and annoying...probably be played over the whole ship...
CounselorTempest: Zinthys, right?
Nuo Jtar: Thank you, sir. ::removes his ornate belt buckle and places it in the center of the room, on one of Tempest's lovely end-tables. It chirps softly.::
Chloe Tiernee: ::stands sort of awkwardly in Science.. glancing around a bit::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: I am the only one aboard that can open that seal.
CounselorTempest: <<Does your belt buckle chirp every time you take it off?>>
Nuo Jtar: <<Only when it's excited.>>
Ens Aleks Devon: The hull damage was self inflicted...The ship self destructed...
Lt Allen Zinthys: Aye, sir.
Nuo Jtar: Now we are going to play an interesting game, Admiral. It's called "The Truth."
Agent DanteSmith: +Whole Ship+ attention...this is not a test...please cover your ears immediatly!!!!!
Nuo Jtar: The rules are simple. You do not lie to me, and I do not lie to you.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::nods, saying nothing::
CounselorTempest: Give me a report on the status of our escort ships, would you?
CounselorTempest: Distilled is fine.
Agent DanteSmith: ::the whine starts to be heard louder and louder::
Nuo Jtar: Your seal will ensure we are not disturbed. My belt buckle will ensure we are not eavesdropped upon.
Ens Aleks Devon: Doctor were you able to find traces of anythign but cardassian remains? if any ?
Nuo Jtar: I will start.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Smiles, liking this:: I'll have for you quite quickly, sir.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Inserts earplugs and works away::
CounselorTempest: Thank you, I appreciate it.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::glad he rotated his security protocols today::
Chloe Tiernee: ::remembers she can't reveal a ton.. clears her throat:: They were old. Traces of freezing burn..
Nuo Jtar: Admiral, I have two primary mission parameters. The first is to prevent a peaceful resolution to this investigation.
Nuo Jtar: ::hesitates:: The second is to murder you.
Ens Aleks Devon: Any other material besides Cardassian ?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: You have apparently failed your mission.
Nuo Jtar: ::quickly:: Peace, Admiral!
Nuo Jtar: As you can see, I have no hostile intentions.
Agent DanteSmith: ::sound dies off:: oww...that hurt...
Chloe Tiernee: Not that I can say.
CounselorTempest: <<::hands J'tar a bunch of flowers and a joint:: Yeah, peace man -- make love not war!>>
Chloe Tiernee: ::crosses her arms::
Chloe Tiernee: << LOL, Tempest.. ;)>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Just what are your intentions?
Agent DanteSmith: ::checks computer core for virus:: yes! that worked! hahahaha! duplicated its own antidote! ha!
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<yeah, make love with that... fruit>>
Agent DanteSmith: <<roflol>>
Nuo Jtar: I think that failing to find an equitable diplomatic solution to this incident would lead to war between our empires- a war of mutual suicide which neither empire would survive.
CounselorTempest: <<I guess it'd make 'em fruits.>>
Ens Aleks Devon: I see...well then thank you very much for your time, i guess there isnt much else fo ryou to do here until the computer gets its final results.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ alright...that did it...sorry for the incovienence
Ens Aleks Devon: ::Looking dissapointed, goes back to his work::
Nuo Jtar: It is and has been my intention to assist the investigation as much as possible while stalling my superiors for time.
Agent DanteSmith: <<::laughs::>>
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<::mock innocence:: I don't know what you're talking about>>
CounselorTempest: <<Sorry, that was tasteless, I know -- but hey, I go to Sarah Lawrence, I'm allowed to tease. ::flashes her "fruit fly" ID::>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::nods:: All right...
NoahLetendre: wonder what this button does ::thinks to himself... format::
Chloe Tiernee: ::small shrug:: I apologize I cannot be of more help.. ::turns and leaves, finding the science lab to be an uneasy place for her::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Removes earplugs:: +Dante+ Did it work?
Chloe Tiernee: ::doesn't want to go straight back to Sickbay.. so just walks down the corridors::
Nuo Jtar: Sir, time is almost up. Today I stopped an admiral who would have attacked the Atlantis and ended the investigation by force.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ yes sir...100% eradication
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ didn't take too long either...
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Excellent
Nuo Jtar: His replacement has been deluded by misinformation. We have a little time- a few more days, perhaps. No more.
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ now...who put it there in the first place...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: So, we must resolve this. Immediately.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Finishes tapping out the report that was basically done anyways and forwards it to Tempest's console:: Report complete, sir.
Nuo Jtar: Yes. There are many in my empire who would see war between us... they will not rest. We must outpace them.
CounselorTempest: Thanks.
Nuo Jtar: One last thing: I have strong reason to believe that the Klingon Empire may be involved, or at least factions thereof.
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<::Resists the urge to simply tell her "You've got mail"::>>
Chloe Tiernee: ::wanders down the corridor::
CounselorTempest: Now, could you verbally and quickly, sketch the offensive and defensive capabilities of those ships for me?
Agent DanteSmith: <<lol>>
CounselorTempest: In comparison to our own where possible.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: You are correct, it would seem. A cloaking device was found among the wreckage.
CounselorTempest: ::calls up the report::
Nuo Jtar: ::stunned, whispers to himself:: Has it gone that far?
Lt Allen Zinthys: Well, we're a match for them on both scales.
CounselorTempest: Both of them?
CounselorTempest: Or a match for each singly?
Lt Allen Zinthys: Depending upon how well they work together, they could outclass us.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Da, apparently it has. You seem more surprised than I thought you might.
Lt Allen Zinthys: Knowing the Romulans, however, they'll likely seek to destroy us without coordinating, which would us an edge, since we easily outclass one of them.
Nuo Jtar: I suspected some sort of financial or military aid. Not a cloaking device.
CounselorTempest: I see.
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<...would give us...*>>
Agent DanteSmith has left the room.
Nuo Jtar: Admiral, this is bad news. This hints at a vaster conspiracy than I had hoped.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: How else would the Lockheed have gotten so far into your space without being detected? Or has the Star Empires gotten lax in it's defense.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ?
CounselorTempest: And I suspect that, as the highly competent tactical officer your record suggests you are, you've already begun divising maneuvers to separate them.
Nuo Jtar: ::bristling from the tension:: Lax? We are an empire built and maintained my military might, Admiral! We build WARSHIPS, not colony ships!
CounselorTempest: <<I think Kiela played Tac too long.>>
Lt Allen Zinthys: Sir, I have devised many different tactical encounters with them, being so uncomfortable with them
CounselorTempest: Of course.
NoahLetendre: ::plays solatire on his computer::
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Figured you were just "Checking up" on me again>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: You will find that Atlantis is no colony ship.
CounselorTempest: How do the computer simulations rate our chances?
CounselorTempest: <<Naw, it's something to do other than have Tempest fiddle with the colors on the viewscreen -- that reminds me too much of playing HOps.>>
Nuo Jtar: I think you overestimate yourself, Admiral. You are escorted by a dreadnought and a heavy cruiser. Do not think too much of your "deterrence cruiser."
Lt Allen Zinthys: Depends upon who attacks first. 70/30 advantage to whoever strikes the first blow
CounselorTempest: Which won't be us.
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<You could analyze me. I didn't say that.>>
CounselorTempest: Probably. Unless J'tar dies within the next hour or so.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: << starts a Half-Life server on the ship's computer >>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Apparently your intelligence gathering was not effective enough to get a real estimation of this ship's capabilities.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::restraining his rage::
Nuo Jtar: << Jack Flack- er, I mean Nuo J'tar never dies! >>
CounselorTempest: Do you know what manuever would be most effective to initiate an attack?
Nuo Jtar: ::blushing yellow-greenish as he grows angrier:: Intelligence? Surely you don't speak of the inane little Agent Smith? I discerned his nature long ago. He is no threat to me or mine.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: No, I speak of your own incompetance not to realize the strength of this vessel!
Nuo Jtar: And we know your capabilities quite well. You should be shamed that Her August Majesty felt that the Atlantis was harmless enough to allow her into our space!
Lt Allen Zinthys: For whom?
Nuo Jtar: If She truly thought you dangerous, there would be a dozen heavy cruisers and three dreadnoughts surrounding you!
CounselorTempest: *Us.*
CounselorTempest: Prepare it and have it on standby...
Lt Allen Zinthys: But you said we would not intitate an attack.
CounselorTempest: Then figure out the most effective manuever to counter their most effective initiation and have it on secondary standby.
Chloe Tiernee: ::finally finds her way back to sickbay::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Harmless? ::growls:: You would be wise not to consider this ship and her commander harmless! ::rushes J'tar and tackles him::
Nuo Jtar: ::tackled to the ground::
Agent DanteSmith has entered the room.
CounselorTempest: Computer, lock on the lifesigns in my quarters.
Nuo Jtar: ::deftly flips Zuriyev off of him and into a wall::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Starts readying that attack plan::
Agent DanteSmith: <<and here I thought you guys just got quiet all of a sudden>>
CounselorTempest: If there is any change in the status of either set of lifesigns, go to red alert IMMEDIATELY and raise shields.
Chloe Tiernee: << Woohoo.. overflow in testosterone in the ready room!! >>
Nuo Jtar: ::Vaults to his feet, following the rolling Zuriyev::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::gains his feet and comes back at J'tar, low::
Nuo Jtar: Fool! You attack ME?
CounselorTempest: <<actually, those are my quarters they're getting blood all over. You guys are SO paying my carpet cleaning bills.>>
Nuo Jtar: ::meets the rushing Zuriyev with a knuckle-punch to the connecting ligaments of the shoulder and neck::
Chloe Tiernee: << Aww.. don't ruin her nice ling-jer-ray.. ;)>>
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Just don't eat her lingerie, okay?>>
Agent DanteSmith: <<lol>>
Chloe Tiernee: <<:::snicker::>>
CounselorTempest: <<Just tell me this isn't foreplay.>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::lands a punch square to J'tar's gut as he's hit::
Chloe Tiernee: <<::dies::>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::manages to keep his senses about him and follow with an uppercut to the chin::
Nuo Jtar: ::wind knocked out, recovers, screams with rage:: YOU WILL BE THE SECOND ADMIRAL I KILL TODAY!
CounselorTempest: Zinthys, if we go to red alert -- don't attack unless you have a command from me or Zuriyev -- but you have my authorization to do anything else.
NoahLetendre: ::thinks "wonder if anyone will mind if i play with this cloaking device?" goes over to thecloaking devise::
Lt Allen Zinthys: If they attack first, sir?
Nuo Jtar: ::slices a knife-hand strike in under Zuriyev's false ribs::
CounselorTempest: You may respond as necessary.
Lt Allen Zinthys: Understood, sir.
CounselorTempest: I want a transporter lock on both the individuals in my quarters.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::gasps for breath, then slams a knee up into J'tar's groin::
CounselorTempest: If we go to red alert -- indicating a change in one of their lifesigns -- I want both individuals transported to sickbay immediately.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Easily gains a transporter lock on both J'tar and Zuri::
Nuo Jtar: ::fades with the blow- Romulans have durable gonads- leans back for balance and unleashes a rapid succession of kicks to Zuriyev's head, chest, and neck::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Blinks:: Counselor... you may want to have a look at this.
Chloe Tiernee: << Oh yeah.. let 'em damage Sickbay's lovely interior..thank you. ;P>>
CounselorTempest: And 20 feet apart.
CounselorTempest: What is it?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<Transporters will not break through the Admiral's seal.>>
Chloe Tiernee: ::takes a padd from one of the nurses, just a standard report::
Nuo Jtar: ::rushes and strikes Zuriyev off balance, crashing through Tempest's bed::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::dodges some of the kicks, launches around with a wheel kick at J'tar's head::
CounselorTempest: <<That bed is an antique!!!!>>
CounselorTempest: <<I KNEW you wanted to get into my bed.>>
Nuo Jtar: ::is clipped by the kick, but cartwheels away::
Lt Allen Zinthys: Should I also take the liberty of assigning them force fields?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<Who on the crew doesn't want to get into Tempest's bed??>>
CounselorTempest: Computer> Transporter lock refused. The requested location is sealed.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::gains an offensive stance, watching J'tar::
CounselorTempest: Damn it!
CounselorTempest: Can you find a way aroudn that?
Agent DanteSmith: <<::looks blankly at Phil::>>
Nuo Jtar: ::pauses for a second, but is overcome by rage and attacks again::
Chloe Tiernee: << I don't... no offense. ;) I just don't know her enough.. maybe after a couple of dates...>>>
Nuo Jtar: ::weaving in and striking with hands, knees, and feet::
CounselorTempest: Please get a security detail outside my quarters.
Lt Allen Zinthys: Of course. Given enough time.
Chloe Tiernee: <... perhaps some wine .. strawberries dipped in chocolate... then maybe...>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::meets J'tar's attack with a straight jump kick to the chest::
CounselorTempest: +Sickbay+ Send a few medics with emergency preparations to the corridor outsdidde Tempest's quarters.
Agent DanteSmith: <<by then you may just be on her table>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: << Wine works better than strawberries. Trust me on this one. >>
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Take a sec crew to the senior officer's quarters. Pronto.
Chloe Tiernee: << On the table... kinky.<eg>>
Ens Aleks Devon: ::Gets up, walks out of the Science Lab Stretching, and begins to wander::
CounselorTempest: <<I guess it's my fault that my chastity is a matter for crew discussion.>>
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ sir?
Nuo Jtar: :: Rolls gracefully, his Romulan body shrugging off the damage:: I CAN outlast you, human!
CounselorTempest: <<{S megsbed}>>
NoahLetendre: ::thinks "wnder if they will let me keep this" grins
RAdm AC Zuriyev: You should know enough about my background to know my training!
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Take a security detail to the senior officer's quarters area. Now.
Nuo Jtar: I know your training ::punches:: Do you know mine?
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ aye sir...
Nuo Jtar: ::chops deftly at at tendon in the neck, and Zuriyev's right arm goes limp::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::dodges the punch and strikes for where he thinks the solar plexus is on a Romulan::
Chloe Tiernee: ::makes a note on the padd, passes it back to the nurse::
Agent DanteSmith: ::gets a move on...grabbing his usual cartel:: come on Bob...
Ens Aleks Devon: ::Watches a Security team go rushing by him:: Whats going on now?
Nuo Jtar: ::laughs at the blow- A romulan's nerve complex is higher::
Lt Allen Zinthys: Counselor, what would be preventing me from gaining a transporter lock in you quarters?
CounselorTempest: We should be able to distinguish which lifesigns belong to which individual, right?
Lt Allen Zinthys: Of course.
Lt Allen Zinthys: Different phsyiologies.
CounselorTempest: There is a seal on my quarters--the admiral must have put it on.
CounselorTempest: Good. SO watch that.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Yes... ::reverse aerials at J'tar's head:: But I know where your head is!
Lt Allen Zinthys: Can it be overridden?
Agent DanteSmith: ::arrives outside...hears a comotion:: huh?
CounselorTempest: When we go to red alert, check it out -- and if it's the admiral who is hurt, attack.
Nuo Jtar: ::a healthy CRUNCH as a cervical vertebra is crushed::
Nuo Jtar: ::gurgles in pain, but manages to retain his feet::
Lt Allen Zinthys: How do I disable the seal?
CounselorTempest: If it is the Romulan...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::lands from the kick and appraises the situation, protecting his right arm::
CounselorTempest: Try like hell to disable it.
Nuo Jtar: ::charges and grapples Zuriyev in blind fury::
CounselorTempest: But he's an Admiral.
CounselorTempest: And you probably won't be able to.
NoahLetendre: ::thinks "wonder if this will fit in me quarters"::
CounselorTempest: ::As the vertebra is cracked, the vital signs change, and the ship is brought to red alert.::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::grapples back, straining against the Romulan's strength::
CounselorTempest: Damn! Who's injured?
Nuo Jtar: ::fighting more with rage than intellect now, he has no thoughts but raw animal savagery::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::Suddenly has a realization::
CounselorTempest: Keep an eye on those ships!!! They may make aggressive moves now that we've gone into a defensive position!
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::doesn't stop fighting or grappling, but speaks:: We must stop this, J'tar.
Agent DanteSmith: ::looks at the flashing lights:: ok...something serious is going on in there...someone get the door open!
Lt Allen Zinthys: J'tar
Nuo Jtar: DIE, DAMN YOU!
CounselorTempest: Zinthys! Now!
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Listen to me, you fool!
Lt Allen Zinthys: Aye.
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ This is Tempest. Remove the seal on my quarters immediately.
Nuo Jtar: ::shudders as he forces his instincts to stop howling for blood::
Nuo Jtar: ::slowly calms:: Yes... yes... Admiral, you...
NoahLetendre: should i try to disengage tihe security from engineering?
Nuo Jtar: You are right...
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Smith, Get in Counselor Rainbird's quarters *now*
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::releases from the grapple::
Nuo Jtar: ::releases his grip::
Nuo Jtar: ::gasping for breath::
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ Or I may be forced to ddeclare you psychologically incompetent.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::watches the Romulan carefully::
Agent DanteSmith: ::watches Bullet Proof Bob pry the doors open::
Nuo Jtar: ::backs away:: Admiral, I... apologize. I have been foolish.
Agent DanteSmith: ::leads the team into the quarters...phasers drawn::
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ You will have to prove to me that you have reason for injuring --possibly fatally -- a REPRESENTATIVE FROM ANOTHER PEOPLE.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Computer, release the seal on this room, authorization Zuriyev Gamma Rho Epsilon Niner One Three.
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ Respond!
RAdm AC Zuriyev: << No getting in until I release, Dante.>>
CounselorTempest: The seal is released!
Agent DanteSmith: <<uhm...k...>>
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Immediately beams both J'tar and Zuri to opposite ends of sickbay::
CounselorTempest: Transport Jtar to sickbay now!
CounselorTempest: Thank you, Zinthys! YOu're a good man!
RAdm AC Zuriyev: << There is no overriding the seal of an Admiral. :) >>
Nuo Jtar: ::sits down, a searing pain in his C2 vertebra::
CounselorTempest: Get your security detail up to sickbay.
Lt Allen Zinthys: I try.
Agent DanteSmith: ::finds no one in the room:: uhm...
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Dante+ Smith, move to sickbay on the double
Agent DanteSmith: +Zinthys+ what kind of a trick is this?
Chloe Tiernee: ::blinks as two shimmers appear in front of her::
CounselorTempest: Is Zuriyev healthy?
Nuo Jtar: ::begins to speak:: Admiral... ::but is interrupted by the transport::
Chloe Tiernee: ::nearly drops her padd::
Agent DanteSmith: ::swings the team around:: you heard him
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::Before any doctors get to them:: The events of that room are of no interest to anyone but us, agreed?
Lt Allen Zinthys: +Chloe+ Chloe, you have hostiles. keep them apart.
Nuo Jtar: Agreed, Admiral.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::yells across to J'tar::
Nuo Jtar: Most heartily agreed.
Chloe Tiernee: +Zinthys+ Um.. yes.. understood..
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::tries to shake out his right arm::
Lt Allen Zinthys: Situation under control, ma'am
CounselorTempest: Zinthys, are you next in line if I leave the bridge?
Lt Allen Zinthys: I suppose so.
Agent DanteSmith: ::arrives in Sickbay...looks around::
Chloe Tiernee: Nurse> ::wanders to JTar quickly, standing in front of him, to 'block' him from the Admiral and to scan::
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ Admiral, this is Tempest Rainbird. I speak to you in the capacity of ship's psychiatrist.
Chloe Tiernee: ::moves to the Admiral:: Sir.. what is going on? ::not seeing the 'hostility' that Allen mentioned::
Nuo Jtar: Really, nurse, I am fine. I simply had a minor accident.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Tempest+ There is nothing to speak of, Counselor. There was an accident.
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ Is it possible for you to leave sickbay and come to the bridge or must I come to you? I warn you that the situation here is volatile.
Agent DanteSmith: ::wonders what the heck these two were up to::
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ Bullshit.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: An accident, Doctor.
Nuo Jtar: ::Looks across to Zuriyev- a new respect is in his eyes. Ironically, by spilling blood, they have shared brotherhood.::
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ We are currently at red alert with shields up. This may be a warning sign to our escort vessels. We are in a position vulnerable to attack.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: :Still can't move his arm::
Chloe Tiernee: Nurse> I understand.. but let me take a look at your injury.. ::pesky nurse::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Closely monitoring Rommie vessels::
Chloe Tiernee: ::frowns, looking at his arm:: You are hurt, sir.. let me take a look at you..
RAdm AC Zuriyev: I have to get to the bridge.
Nuo Jtar: Truthfully, I will be fine. We are a durable people... ::tries to brush the nurse away, but pain makes him wince::
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ Our tactical officer says the advantage goes to whoever strieks first.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Tempest+ I shall endeavour to come to the bridge.
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ If you're injured, I can heal you while you're up here. I have enough medical training for that.
Chloe Tiernee: ::pulling out her tricorder:: Sir.. you are wounded.. I .. ::sighs::
CounselorTempest: +Zuriyev+ And we have to talk.
Chloe Tiernee: Nurse> ::blinks, brushed a bit:: You are in pain..
Nuo Jtar: ::Stands, dodges nurse, follows Zuriyev:: It would be well if I could be on hand in case the Romulan vessels contact you.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::brushes Chloe out of the way and exits sickbay, nodding respectfully at J'tar:: Come on, then.
Chloe Tiernee: ::knowing the Admiral to be a stubborn man, brushed aside::
Nuo Jtar: Yes, sir.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Come with us, Doctor Tiernee.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: PAUSE SIM
RAdm AC Zuriyev: PAUSE SIM
Agent DanteSmith: ::grumbles and pauses::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: << WOW. >>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::paused::
Lt Allen Zinthys: Can't I shoot them, yet!??!
CounselorTempest: <<If you guys think Tempest is going to buy the accident line... ha!>>
Ens Aleks Devon: ...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: GREAT SIM!
Nuo Jtar: << But it WAS an accident. >>
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::pauses anyway::
Chloe Tiernee: That was interesting. ;)
RAdm AC Zuriyev: << Oops. >>
Agent DanteSmith: ::wants to kill all Tal Shiar agents...::
CounselorTempest: <<::waveds aroudnd her ability to declare Zuriyev psychologically incompetent::>>
CounselorTempest: Oh... yeah.
Nuo Jtar: <<wants to kill all Section 38-or-whatever-they're-called agents>>
CounselorTempest: CREW -- ATTENTION!
CounselorTempest: ::attn::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::@a::
Chloe Tiernee: ::attn::
Agent DanteSmith: <<at least we have an understanding!>>
Agent DanteSmith: ::@A::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Stands up kinda straight::
Nuo Jtar: ::Refuses to obey pathetic human customs::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: So, THAT might generate some more logs...
Nuo Jtar: ::tries to ignore the grinding sound his spine makes when he rotates his head::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::noticeably not using his right arm::
CounselorTempest: Chloe, think you could manage estrogen shots to help stabilize those two?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Give our two new crewmembers another warm welcome, too.
NoahLetendre: can i play with the cloaking device?
Chloe Tiernee: ::snickers:: Perhaps. ;)
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::points at Letendre and Devon::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Oooh! Oooh! Can I get some estrogen too? I've always wanted breasts.
Agent DanteSmith: you scare me phil
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<poing>>
Chloe Tiernee: ::dies::
Agent DanteSmith: but I'm sure Axe can hook you up
Agent DanteSmith: roflol
CounselorTempest: Or we could just use castration.
Ens Aleks Devon: =)
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<rotflol>>
Chloe Tiernee: Oooh.. ::gets big scissors::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: No, no, no- what's the point of having breasts to play with if I no longer have the testosterone to appreciate them?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Anyawy, that is all for this week... Counselor?
CounselorTempest: ::draws in a huge breath to prepare for a bellow::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::distracted by something shiny::
CounselorTempest: ::and lets it out again:: Crew dismissed.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Plugs ears::
Chloe Tiernee: Good night all. ;) ::falls out::
Nuo Jtar has left the room.
Chloe Tiernee has left the room.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Next week!
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Ringing stays in his ear drums::
RAdm AC Zuriyev has left the room.
Agent DanteSmith: ::tosses Phil an easter egg:: have fun
Dr Phil Shaeffer: OOOH!!
CounselorTempest: That was intense. Shaeffer, send me a chat log please.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: :: Goes into ferret shock ::
Agent DanteSmith: ::watches him go into ferret shock::
Lt Allen Zinthys: You know, they sell fake bras...
Agent DanteSmith: g'night oh poingy one
Agent DanteSmith has left the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<poing poing poing poing>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: It's been a poingy week for me.
CounselorTempest: 'night guys, it's back to the british moralists for me.;
CounselorTempest has left the room.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Shakes his head, wondering why he brought it up again:: See ya'll next week.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Goodnight...
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NoahLetendre: so when should i go to get the medical?
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