You have just entered room "Celestial Prime."
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Greetings.
Lt Belle Carver: Hi Nuo Jtar..
Nuo Jtar: Hi!
Lt Allen Zinthys: heya doc
Lt Belle Carver: Hello Dr. Phil Shaeffer..
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Hello, fellow shipmates. How are we all tonight?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Heh. Call me Phil. (^_^)
Lt Allen Zinthys: I am NOT your "mate"!
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Er... sorry.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ;-)
Lt Belle Carver: :-)
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ^_~
Lt JG Axelalexa has entered the room.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Shakes his head::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Hey there Axe.
Lt Allen Zinthys: The palindrome is here!
Lt JG Axelalexa: Hey.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: How is the Laziest Bug on Mars this evening?
Lt Belle Carver: I am tired and can't stand Ed Psych.. You Phil?
Lt JG Axelalexa: Yes. And he's listening to celtobo.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I've got three breaks in my spinal cord and don't get laid often enough.
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Grins:: Have you heard the Laziest Man on Mars Diakatana porn soundtrack?
Lt Belle Carver: Do I really want to hear this conversation??
Lt JG Axelalexa: It's really awful. They took voice samples from Diakatana and... it's really funny but horrible.
Lt Allen Zinthys: :::Looks at Belles and shakes his head::
Lt Belle Carver: What Allen?? Been a long time..
Lt Allen Zinthys: Indeed. Where ya been?
Lt Belle Carver: College
Lt Allen Zinthys: As have most of us
Lt Belle Carver: and moving and getting rid of things
Dr Phil Shaeffer: LOL
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Sounds like somebody got Superfly's Johnson.
Lt Belle Carver: Who?
Lt JG Axelalexa: lol!
Lt Belle Carver: ::confusted::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Axe, by the sound of it.
Lt JG Axelalexa: You've heard it, too?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I'll post the URL in a sec.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: My good insect, I introduced the Admiral to it!
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Grins:: Very good.
Lt Belle Carver: so how are you Allen??
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::shrugs::
Nuo Jtar has left the room.
Lt Belle Carver: What does that mean??
CounselorTempest has entered the room.
Lt Belle Carver: Rach!
Dr Phil Shaeffer: >> Rachel, Endbringer has entered the room
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Does it again::
RAdm AC Zuriyev has entered the room.
CounselorTempest: Endbringer?
Lt JG Axelalexa: You killed the Romulan.
CounselorTempest: I killed the Romulan?
Lt Belle Carver: Rach you bring the end with you :-)
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::nods::
CounselorTempest: I put flowers outside his door.
Lt Belle Carver: brb
RAdm AC Zuriyev: All your base are belong to us.
Lt JG Axelalexa: Apparently they were puntflowers.
CounselorTempest: Flowers do not equal death.
Lt Allen Zinthys: Black ones do
Dr Phil Shaeffer: What you say!!
CounselorTempest: No. Not even black flowers.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: You are on your way to destruction.
CounselorTempest: Lillies are symbollic of death.
CounselorTempest: But they do not equal death.
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Wants to quote his favorite Laziest Man on Mars, but can't as it's inappropriate::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: SUCK IT DOWN!!
Lt JG Axelalexa: LOL!
Lt JG Axelalexa: Thanks, Shaeffer.
CounselorTempest: 1 = 1. 2 x 2 = 4. Flowers do not equal death.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ROFL!
Lt Allen Zinthys: LOL
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Cap won't boot me. I'm his IRL friend. ^_^
Nuo Jtar has entered the room.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: We have to ... :::cough cough:: find another way in..
CounselorTempest: ::glances at Shaeffer::
CounselorTempest: I'm going to assume that's not what I thought it was.
Lt JG Axelalexa: ROFL!
Nuo Jtar: Me'sa be hatin' AOL.
Lt JG Axelalexa: Good thing I'm flexable.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::B!!ch-slaps JJBinks::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <sniff> Hmmm. You smell that?
Lt Belle Carver: smell what?
Dr Phil Shaeffer:
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Oooh! New LMoM songs posted!
CounselorTempest: LMom?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Laziest Men on Mars.
Lt JG Axelalexa: Laziest men on mars.
CounselorTempest: El Mom?
CounselorTempest: La mama?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Launch all ZIG. For great justice.
Lt Belle Carver: ahh so that is who they are..
Lt JG Axelalexa: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Just realizes he could've spent more time playing FF8::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: BTW, Admiral, I discovered that in Zero Wing you also have a tractor beam.
Ensign Digo has left the room.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Hey, cool!
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Yeah. You can throw enemies at each other!
Ensign Digo has left the room.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: That makes it worth playing.
CounselorTempest: Throw bird at snake.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: YEs.
CounselorTempest: Why am I suddenly in Courrier?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: And if you keep getting the same powerup, your weapon gets 133+3r.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Counselor Tempest! You have played Adventure!
RAdm AC Zuriyev: svv33+
CounselorTempest: Yes, of course I have.
CounselorTempest: XYZZY.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: >>> Counselor Tempest coolness has increased! <<<
Lt Belle Carver: ::steps back watching them with wariness::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Misses his Squall::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Basebasebasebasebasebasebasebasebasebase you have no chance to survive make your time
Chloe Tiernee has entered the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Wuzzup Doc T?!
Lt Belle Carver: CHLOE!!!
Chloe Tiernee: Hey all. :)
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Currently playing 45 minutes of Chocobo music to get his FF fix::
Lt Allen Zinthys: Heya, Chloe :-)
Nuo Jtar: What's with all the All Your Base quotes??
RAdm AC Zuriyev: What you say!!
Ensign Digo has left the room.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: If you're wondering what we're waiting on, Digo's having trouble getting into the room.
Nuo Jtar: ::has obviously joined a ship on crack::
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Tries to remember the name of his current favorite shooter game where you kill a baby at the end::
CounselorTempest: Digo. Oy.
CounselorTempest has left the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Half-Life.
Lt JG Axelalexa: Hmm... no...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: The enemy's official name is "Floating Trippy Baby Head Thing."
Lt JG Axelalexa: It's like Zero Wing, but playable.
CounselorTempest has left the room.
Lt JG Axelalexa: And at the end, you're attacked by what looks like a fetus with a headset on.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Weird.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: And that is awful.
Ensign Digo has left the room.
Ensign Digo has entered the room.
Ensign Digo: YEAH!
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I'm like a Zero Wing... I'll only fly away...
Lt JG Axelalexa: It turns into a giant mutant spaceship, too... It's fun.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: I see that you've conquered AIM, Digo. ;-)
Lt JG Axelalexa: And when you kill the fetus, it gives you a totally incomprehensible ending.
Ensign Digo: I clicked on the link on the website until it let m ein
Lt JG Axelalexa: Which makes "All Your Base" look normal.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Oooh, I love games that involve child murder.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: The link on the website might just be handy for that.
Lt Belle Carver: ::zaps back into the conversation:: CHILD MURDER?!?!?
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I'm looking forward to id software's upcoming "California Public School Massacre"
Ensign Digo: I take it we haven't started yet?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: OK, so let's get this show on the road... ::pulls out the whistle of eardrum piercing +6::
Lt JG Axelalexa: Well, you shoot it from inside an spaceship...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::blows that blasted whistle!:: Attention on deck!
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::@a::
Lt JG Axelalexa
: And it is a hell of lot bigger than you... ::AA::
Chloe Tiernee: ::stares at the deck::
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Thinks it's a fair fight::
Lt Belle Carver: ::Aa::
Nuo Jtar: ::@a::
Nuo Jtar: <<sorry, I was AFK>>
Ensign Digo: ::aa::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: All right, here's the brief...
Agent DanteSmith has entered the room.
Agent DanteSmith: <<::bumbs head on doorframe coming in::>>
has entered the room.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Atlantis is on the edge of the Romulan Neutral Zone, having just received our "liason" that will be aboard while we're in Romulan space. We also have an escort of two birds of prey that will be with us once we cross the border.
Agent DanteSmith: <<did he say Romulan...>>
: <<well, that's the last time I leave the room in order to try to help someone!>>
Lt JG Axelalexa: <<yes>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: And remember that we're on our way to investigate the destruction of that manufacturing plant...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Questions?
Lt Belle Carver: none here
Dr Phil Shaeffer: When do we start shooting the green-blooded bastards?
Agent DanteSmith: ::raises hand::
: Will it look pretty cool for a second if we set the liaison on fire?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Dante?
CounselorTempest: {S cool
Chloe Tiernee: What came first.. the chicken or the egg?
Nuo Jtar: Right after we start killing YOU, Doctor.
Agent DanteSmith: do I need to be tied down for the duration of this trip?
RAdm AC Zuriyev
: ::Rolls eyes::
Lt JG Axelalexa: Are there any headset wearing killer babies?
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::doesn't have a big enough gun to take out a HWKB::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: I'm sure we'll find out, Dante.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Admiral! I've discovered a plan for conquering the rommies!
Dr Phil Shaeffer: We just play Invasion of the Gabber Robots at them until they commit suicide.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::rolls eyes, warms up the cattle prod::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: BEGIN SIM
RAdm AC Zuriyev: BEGIN SIM
CounselorTempest: <<So the rod is heated now? Cozy.>>
Agent DanteSmith: ::begins simming::
Lt Allen Zinthys
: ::Sitting at Tactical, watching those two birds of prey::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::in science, doing research on high-energy Disruptors::
CounselorTempest: ::stands next to Nuo J'tar::
Chloe Tiernee: ::in Sickbay, most likely::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::on the bridge, looking most sour::
Ensign Digo: ::in sickbay as well::
Nuo Jtar: ::With the Counselor, discussing Romulan burial customs::
Agent DanteSmith: ::in the Sec office...oblivious to the two green things out there::
: How fascinating...
Lt Belle Carver: ::on her way to sickbay with Tarin::
CounselorTempest: And, I must admit... slightly... distasteful...
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::In science, sciencing....::
CounselorTempest: Do you use silverware?
Chloe Tiernee: ::at her desk, working on things::
Nuo Jtar: Ahhh... I understand what you mean, Counselor. I can't believe that some Terrans actually BURN their dead.
Lt Belle Carver: ::enters sickbay with Tarin on her hip::
Nuo Jtar: And no, at the ritual of Toh'rehnar, no metal is allowed in the area.
CounselorTempest: So how do you dismember...?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Tempest+ Counselor, please inform our liason that we wish to proceed ASAP.
CounselorTempest: We wish to proceed ASAP.
Ensign Digo: Hello, Lt. Carver. My name is Endign Digo ::offers hand::
Chloe Tiernee: ::picks up a PADD, glancing over it::
Agent DanteSmith: ::typing away at some random report::
: ASAP is an acronym for as soon as possible. It's the Captain's way of being brusque.
CounselorTempest: You know... officers can be so hurried.
Lt Belle Carver: ::looks around sickbay and notices Digo:: Hello Ensign Digo..
Nuo Jtar: I see.
Lt Belle Carver: Is Chloe around?
Nuo Jtar: And yes, haste is an officer's perogative.
CounselorTempest: ::smiles at Nuo:: Would you like to come with me to the bridge to watch our departure?
Nuo Jtar: ::smiles:: I would love to, thank you.
CounselorTempest: We can continue our conversation on the way.
Ensign Digo: she's in her office. Would you like me to tell her you're here?
CounselorTempest: ::offers her arm to Nuo::
Nuo Jtar: Splendid! ::takes Counselor's arm::
Lt Belle Carver: :shkaes her head no:: I'll just surprise her.. Thanks though
CounselorTempest: ::leads Nuo to a turbolift::
Ensign Digo: It was nice making your acquantance
Chloe Tiernee: ::puts the padd down, lifting up a tea and sipping it::
CounselorTempest: I know it's morbid, but I've always been fascinated by other culture's burial rites...
Lt Belle Carver: Same here, Ensign
Nuo Jtar: As I was saying, no metal is allowed at the Toh'rehnar. All the work is done with stone tools. That's one of the reasons it's typically reserved for the truly valued members of our society...
CounselorTempest: Where I was raised, very little emphasis was placed on the corpse itself.
Lt Belle Carver: ::walks into Chloe's office::
CounselorTempest: I would imagine it's slow.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::frowns at the decidedly green ships lurking on the viewscreen::
Ensign Digo: ::examines Lt Carver, intrigued by her as he/she is endlessly intrigues by all beings. Wants to know and understand her::
Ensign Digo: ::Returns to his/her work::
Chloe Tiernee: Can I help you with someth-::glances up:: Belle!
Lt Belle Carver: ::pushes the baby up a little:: Hey you ::smiles::
Nuo Jtar: It is. And I find it strange that you placed so little importance on a corpse... how we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, is it not?
Chloe Tiernee: ::stands up, walking over to embrace her gently, and then looks at the baby:: What a sweetheart!
CounselorTempest: Where I grew up, we dealt with death. Spirits. Very much involved in our lives.
Lt Belle Carver: Yeah she is.. Want to hold her?
CounselorTempest: I used to be haunted by wolves...
CounselorTempest: ::exits on to the bridge::
CounselorTempest: But I'll have to reserve that story for another time.
Chloe Tiernee: Of course.. ::holds her arms out::
Nuo Jtar: Spirits? Fascinating. Please tell me more, when you find it convenient.
Lt Belle Carver: Her name is Tarin.. she is 6 months old
CounselorTempest: ::leads J'tar over toward the Admiral, and releases his arm, standing by his side with a diplomatic smile:: Here we are, ADmiral.
Lt Belle Carver: ::hands her over to Chloe::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Pressing on his console monitoring the Romulan ships::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<swears as he puzzles through a difficult triphasic space problem>>
Ensign Digo: ::begins treating an injured crew member who tripped on his way to the turbolift and cut his knee::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Excellent. Are we clear to depart, Mr. J'tar?
Agent DanteSmith: ::puts down his PADD:: more down
Nuo Jtar
: Admiral Zuriyev! Such a pleasure to see you. And yes, we are cleared to depart.
Chloe Tiernee: ::gently takes the baby, smiles at her:: Why, greetings to you, Tarin.. how are you today? ::rocks her a bit::
Agent DanteSmith: ::looks at a chronometer:: sure seems dull when you don't have bridge duty...
Chloe Tiernee
: ..what an angel..
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Belle+ Lt. Carver, please report to your duty station.
Agent DanteSmith: wonder why I was taken of the rotation today?
Lt Belle Carver
: ::gets that sad look but pushes it away:: She looks just like Tiran .. don'tchya think.. ::interuppted by the comm::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: We shall depart as soon as our helm officer arrives on duty.
Nuo Jtar: I would request that you maintain a distance of several hundred kilometers from our escort, to avoid alarming the Centurions. Also, it may be advisable NOT to arm your ship's weapons while in our space.
CounselorTempest: Lieutenant> ::enters sickbay carrying a young girl::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Just hears a conversation going and looks up to see a Romulan standing on the bridge::
Chloe Tiernee: ::nods a bit, then looks at Belle::
CounselorTempest: Alice Coleman (aforementioned lt)> Doctor! Someone! My little girl just fainted.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: What speed are we expected to maintain?
Lt Belle Carver: ::sighs:: Back to work
CounselorTempest: ::smiles and watches the exchange, observing the body language of the participants::
Ensign Digo: ::Rushes to girl's side::
CounselorTempest: ::notices that the Admiral is slightly more tense than he ought to be... and notices the Romulan noticing too::
Chloe Tiernee: ::hands Tarin to Belle:: Work always calls. ::little smile::
Ensign Digo: ::Raises her onto bed::
CounselorTempest: Alice Coleman> She... just blacked out. I don't know why. She's been fine.
CounselorTempest: Alice Coleman> ::stands by the edge of the bed worrying at her hands::
Nuo Jtar: My orders suggest Warp Seven, on your scale. Our escort is specially modified to keep pace with the Atlantis, should it be required for your safety. Although speeds over warp seven will damange their engines.
Lt Belle Carver: ::takes Tarin back:: We should get togther for lunch.. I will talk toyou later.. ok chloe?
CounselorTempest: Cara> Mom? I'm OK, mom.
Agent DanteSmith: <<wussy Rommie engines>>
Chloe Tiernee
: ::looks over Belle shoulder, hearing the commotion:: After work.. we should definitely visit.. but I think we should both get back to work. ::grins:: See you later.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: We shall keep to a slower speed then. ::smiles inwardly::
Nuo Jtar: And please avoid passing within two light-years of any systems not directly between here and the scene of the incident.
Ensign Digo: ::runs medical tridcorder over the girl::
Lt Belle Carver: ::waves:: and heads out of sickbay to drop Tarin off::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Starts dividing his attention between watching the ships and watching J'tar::
Chloe Tiernee: ::moves into the main sickbay area, walking over to Digo and the mother and girl, not going to intrude, just observe::
Nuo Jtar: ::subtly examining the Admiral and assessing his potential::
CounselorTempest: I'm sure you'd be willing to work with our helm officer in engineering a flight plan that will please both us and the Romulan delegation, wouldn't you?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: What are the exact coordinates of the facility?
Agent DanteSmith: ::whistles contently as he picks up another PADD to work on::
Lt JG Axelalexa
: ::presses a few buttons, catalogues a few things::
Chloe Tiernee: ::wants to see Digo in action:: ;)
Lt Belle Carver: ::drops Tarin off at the care center and heads to the bridge::
CounselorTempest: Speaking of which, where is she...
Ensign Digo: ::to Cara:: What's your name?
CounselorTempest: Cara> Cara.
Agent DanteSmith: <<lol>>
Nuo Jtar
: ::leans over a data terminal, keys in a path:: I suggest this would be the best route. ::has obviously worked this out ahead of time. It is also clear to the Admiral that J'tar has extensive training in astrogation.::
Ensign Digo: I'm Digo. It's very nice to meet you.
Lt Belle Carver: ::enters the bridge, smiling hearing her mentioned:: I am here Counsler
CounselorTempest: Alice Coleman> ::walks behind Cara and places her hands gently on the girl's shoulders::
CounselorTempest: Welcome
CounselorTempest: Nuo J'tar, this is our Helm officer, Belle Carver.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Take your station, Lieutenant Carver. Mr. J'tar here has a course laid out.
Ensign Digo: You seem to have fainted.... I'm not finding anything abnormal in your life signs at the moment.... that means everything's probably okay....
Nuo Jtar: ::joins Lt. Carver at her station::
Lt Belle Carver: ::nods to J;tar::
CounselorTempest: ::follows behind the two of them, never allowing her eyes to leave J'tar::
Ensign Digo: But I would like to keep you here just in case
Nuo Jtar: ::indicating the course:: Is this course acceptable to you, lieutenant?
Chloe Tiernee: ::stands back from the patients and Digo, her arms crossed, watching::
Lt Belle Carver: Aye captain
CounselorTempest: Cara> Good.
Ensign Digo: Perhaps we may be friends?
CounselorTempest: Alice> Why would she faint? She's ten!
CounselorTempest: Alice> No heat, no illness... is this going to happen again? Is this normal?
Lt Belle Carver: ::slides into her seat looking at the coordinates::
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::suddenly blanching:: Does she have a tumor?
Ensign Digo: I do not know... it is distubing
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::sits blithely through all of this::
CounselorTempest: Alice> Disturbing! Yes, I'd say so!
Ensign Digo: I'm not finding anything..... but it could be something unknown to us....
Ensign Digo: That is why I would like to keep her here
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::looks up and sees something multi-colored on the table next to her bed:: Cool! What is that?
CounselorTempest: Alice> Stay still, honey. Don't move too much.
Lt Belle Carver: I think this course is acceptable.. barring any trouble:: not really trusting this romulan with anything begins to recheck the coordinates::
Ensign Digo: ::picks up multicolored objectLL
CounselorTempest: Alice> Keep her here? Keep her here?
Nuo Jtar: ::notices Carver checking:: I would be happy to clarify any questions or issues you may have.
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::moves closer to the doctor and lowers her voice:: Is... is there something wrong? You can tell me doctor. I won't tell Cara. I have to know. Did you find something?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: All right. Lay in that course at warp seven. Mr. Zinthys, inform our escort that we are ready to depart.
Chloe Tiernee: <<afk??
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::starts kicking her feet back and forth and playing with her hair::
Lt Belle Carver: ::smiles strainly:: Aye Captain course laid in and ready to go::
Lt Allen Zinthys: Aye, sir. ::No small distaste in his voice::
Ensign Digo: I honestly have no idea what the problem is. If I did, I would tell her before you. I believe in being fully honest with children
Lt Belle Carver: ::nods to J'tar:: I will when I have some, sir
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Taps on his console and sends out the message::
CounselorTempest: Mr. J'tar... my seat is the third in the series just there... would you care to take it for the duration of the trip?
CounselorTempest: I'm sure you'll want to be on hand in case anything goes wrong.
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::enters office...hands Dante more PADDs:: hereya go sir
Lt Allen Zinthys
: ::Gives Temepest a wide-eyed look::
Nuo Jtar: Your competence is most impressive, Lieutenant Carver.
Lt Belle Carver: ::thinks to herself:: sure he would.. be at hand for our destruction::
Ensign Digo: Well, Cara. I look forward to this time to get a chance to know you a bit better. Are you afraid?
Agent DanteSmith: ::looks up:: thanx Bob...dang...that's a lot of PADDs
Nuo Jtar
: ::to the counselor:: You are too gracious! Thank you, Counselor. But where will you sit?
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::smiles uneasily:: aye, it is sir ::turns and hurries out::
: I'm fine on the floor.
Lt Belle Carver: ::nods to J'tar:: Thank you sir
CounselorTempest: ::smiles::
Chloe Tiernee: <<back>>>
Lt Belle Carver: I think so..
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Take the XO's seat, Counselor.
Agent DanteSmith: ::shrugs and goes about his business::
: ::deliberately bypasses the XOs seat and kneels beside her own, one hand on the arm, facing J'tar and making it difficult for him to do anything but interface with her::
CounselorTempest: I wouldn't dream of it.
Nuo Jtar: ::seats himself in the Counselor's chair::
Ensign Digo: I do perceive that there is something more going on here than I have found.
Nuo Jtar: ::his eyes roam the bridge subtly, but ceaselessly
Nuo Jtar: ::
CounselorTempest: Cara> Afraid? No. Should I be?
CounselorTempest: Cara> What happened to me?
Lt Belle Carver: ::thinks the counsler is strange but won't say anything about it::
CounselorTempest: Stone tools? How are they crafted?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Is our escort ready for us to depart, Mr. Zinthys?
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::stands behind Digo quietly fuming::
Lt Allen Zinthys: Our escorts report everything is normal.
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::starts fussing with Nurse Luann to get a bed set up for herself::
Ensign Digo: You fainted.. which is odd for someone your age. We are.... worried for your safety.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Lt. Carver, the course and speed are ready?
Nuo Jtar: Using an ancient stone-knocking technique, we are able to chip a certain common rock into sharp edges. I am afraid I do not know the Terran word- it is a greyish stone and shatters easily.
CounselorTempest: Alice> If my Cara's going to have to be here, I don't want to go...
CounselorTempest: Luann> I understand.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::double checking everything::
Lt Belle Carver: Aye captian.. all set on your word
CounselorTempest: Alice> I mean, I couldn't leave her -- alone and afraid...
Chloe Tiernee: <<test?>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Execute.
CounselorTempest: Luann> I understand.
Nuo Jtar: ::ears prick up::
Ensign Digo: Of course you may stay
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<You passed.>>
Chloe Tiernee: << Darn AIM. Argh.>>
Ensign Digo: I understand your desire to be with your daughter
CounselorTempest: Cara> I fell over.
Lt Belle Carver: ::takes a look at the coordinates again not liking it::
Ensign Digo: Fell over?
CounselorTempest: Alice> Well, thank you for some understanding!
Lt Belle Carver: ::hits the button:: Aye sir
CounselorTempest: Luann> I'll get you some pillows.
Ensign Digo: How did you fall?
CounselorTempest: I'm afriad I didn't do so well in geology.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ACTION> Atlantis warps into the neutral zone, the warbirds following.
CounselorTempest: So I couldn't tell you... and what do you believe happens to the souls of your dead?
CounselorTempest: Do you keep in contact with them?
Chloe Tiernee: ::walks close to Digo:: (q) Need any help? ::smiles::
Nuo Jtar: ::curtly:: Our Star Empire does not encourage mysticism.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::Flashes back to the Kobayashi Maru test::
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::shrugs:: I fell. Gravity made me fall. It pulls things downward. There's gravity on the ship -- we manufacture it.
CounselorTempest: Mysticism? Is that what you call it?
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Thinks: gray and shatters easily? An unpainted Rommie vessel?::
Agent DanteSmith: <<::grins:: smart kid!>>
Ensign Digo
: I am open to whatever help you feel you can offer, doctor. I am always open to a multiplicty of opinions
CounselorTempest: Cara> I drew a cat today in art class.
Ensign Digo: You are a very intelligent girl, Cara
Agent DanteSmith: <<roflol>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev
: Lt. Carver, ETA to the facility?
Ensign Digo: A cat!
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::fusses with the pillows down to the minutest detail::
Nuo Jtar: I believe that is the correct human word. The Rihannsu word is... less flattering.
CounselorTempest: Cara> Mom owns a cat. Our cat had kittens a couple years ago.
Ensign Digo: I love animals. Perhaps you can show me your picture sometime?
Lt Belle Carver: ::hits a couple of buttons:: 20 min and counting sir
CounselorTempest: Cara> One of them died. It was white.
Ensign Digo: I'm sorry to hear that
CounselorTempest: Cara> I like white cats. ::suddenly realizes what Digo said:: You want to see it?
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::gets excited and stands up::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ACTION> Atlantis crosses the other side of the NZ into Romulan space.
Nuo Jtar: Although the Empress, in her wisdom, has chosen not to outlaw our older metaphysical beliefs, we are not encouraged to partake of them to an irrational degree.
Chloe Tiernee: ::picks up the girls scans, glancing over them::
Ensign Digo: Of course
CounselorTempest: Alice> Sit DOWN honey! ::takes her daughter firmly by the shoulders and eases her onto the bed:: She shouldn't be up so soon, should she?
Agent DanteSmith: ::neatly stacks up some finished PADDs and pulls over a stack of un-signed reports::
Chloe Tiernee
: ::not wanting to intrude on what is Digo's patient::
CounselorTempest: Irrational degree?
CounselorTempest: I've never found it to be irrational. Can anything people take comfort in be irrational?
Lt Belle Carver: ::reviews the reports that are incoming and tries to keep busy::
Ensign Digo: Technically, there is no reason for her to be down.... but perhaps it is best for her to take it easy....
Ensign Digo: Cara, we need you to lie down for a while now
CounselorTempest: Cara> OK.
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::lies down::
Ensign Digo: I know it's boring.
CounselorTempest: Alice> I'm sorry... she can be willful.
Ensign Digo: We can try and make thinsg as fun for you as possible, okay?
CounselorTempest: Cara> Can I see that? ::points to the multihued object:: What is it?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::sits in his chair, fighting the urge to pace, glances at J'tar::
Nuo Jtar: ::smiles apologetically:: Counselor, this discussion is intriguing... however, I have little education in these matters. I am merely a diplomatic go-between.
Chloe Tiernee: ::raises her brow at the girl's mother, thinking she is a bit.. uncalm:::
CounselorTempest: ::smiles:: And you sensed yourself treading on uncomfortable ground?
CounselorTempest: Ah, well, we can steer clear of philosophy if you like.
Nuo Jtar: My education has included little of our own historical religions; ironically, I know more of other cultures' beliefs.
Lt Belle Carver: :?::stifles the urge to laugh at that comment he had just made::
Ensign Digo: ::lifts object::
Ensign Digo: This?
CounselorTempest: What sort of thing do you do for recreation on Romulus? I'm terribly intrigued. You always seem so serious!
Nuo Jtar: Also, the Diplomatic Corps carefully monitors its members for signs of... unorthodoxy.
CounselorTempest: But I can sense you have a lighter side to your personality. I'm so relieved!
CounselorTempest: Cara> That. What is it?
CounselorTempest: Alice> Honey, stop distracting the Doctor. He has work to do. He has to find out why you fainted.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ACTION> Atlantis draws near the facility.
CounselorTempest: Cara> Why are you so worried?
CounselorTempest: Cara> What happened to me?
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Starts scanning the facility as soon as he is able to::
Nuo Jtar: ::laughs aloud:: I am certain the Federation has a certain stereotype of the brooding, sullen, black-hearted Romulans. Certainly many Romulans think that the Federation is a gang of anarchic, undisciplined space pirates. Fortunately we are educated people and free of such disruptive stereotypes. ::chuckles again, smiles at the Counselor::
CounselorTempest: Alice> I don't know what.
CounselorTempest: Alice> But they need to find out.
Chloe Tiernee: ::to Digo:: May I speak to you for a moment? ::walks off a bit::
CounselorTempest: Cara> Mom, you worry to much.
Agent DanteSmith: <<riiiiiight>>
: Anarchic and undisciplined? ::laughs:: Well, at times, I suppose.
Ensign Digo: Lt, I understand your worry. It must be very difficult to raise a child in this environment. I can only imagine....
Ensign Digo: Just a moment
CounselorTempest: Anarchy can certainly have its good points, I find.
Ensign Digo: Yes, doctor?
CounselorTempest: ::lifts the edge of her lip in a coy smile::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ETA, Lt. Carver? ::forcing himself to maintain his usual air of command::
Lt Belle Carver: :::looks up::Sir w are near the manufacturing plant
Nuo Jtar: Merely an inaccurate two-dimensional image, of course. The educated among us know that the Federation is an intelligent and disciplined body.
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::pats Cara on the shoulder, stroking her hair::
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::squirms::
Lt Belle Carver: 5 min is our ETA, sir
Chloe Tiernee: Did you find any abrasions on the girl? Cuts? Maybe a bump somewhere?
Nuo Jtar: Indeed, I think our governments would benefit from a greater understanding between us.
CounselorTempest: The Federation tries not to reflect any single set of traits.
Agent DanteSmith: <<don't's just shrewed Rommie double-talk...he's buttering you up!>>
: it is our greatest strength for all that it may build weakness occasionally.
Nuo Jtar: ::smiles, almost grinning:: As you can see, I am neither brooding nor sullen, and I can assure you that I have no intent of stabbing any backs while I'm here.
Ensign Digo: No... it was most odd. Despite her fall, she seemed to be completely fine.
CounselorTempest: Our governments or our people?
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Hears gurgling, evil sound coming from a drain, pours some acid down there:: I can't believe that's the regulation for 80% of the toxins we generate...
Nuo Jtar: Why, both, of course.
Chloe Tiernee: Have you performed a blood test?
Ensign Digo: Yes...
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::listens to the savage sound of chemicals reacting in the drainage system, wonders what Axel's up to::
Lt Belle Carver: ::glances behind her and sneaks a peak at the counsler and their guest::
Chloe Tiernee: And what did you find?
Nuo Jtar: ::catches Carver's eye and smiles::
CounselorTempest: It's an important question.
Agent DanteSmith: <<dang...he's gotta be an atypical Rommie...not ver isolationistic at all>>
Chloe Tiernee
: ::glances over at the girl and mother::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Lieutenant Carver, drop us from warp.
CounselorTempest: How did you get involved in the government, Mr. J'tar?
Lt Belle Carver: ::catches his eye and turns back around:: Aye captain.. ::drops the ship out of warp::
Agent DanteSmith: ::tired from all the reading/writing...slumps over on desk...sleepy time::
Lt JG Axelalexa
: ::sees tentacle come out of drain:: ThingInDrain> "There is no toxic waste, there is only Zuul." ::Pours more acid down the drain::
Lt JG Axelalexa: That should kill it.
Ensign Digo: Nothing out of the ordinary
Nuo Jtar: By the standards of my government, I am what you might call a... literal? No, I believe the word is "liberal." I wanted to make a difference in the Star Empire.
Ensign Digo: In fact, I never even saw teh child unconcsious
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::arrives in the TR:: call for a rat inspection?
Chloe Tiernee
: I have a speculation.. and since this is your patient.. I'll tell you what it is .. and you do what you wish with it.
Nuo Jtar: When I was a child, I dreamed of being the architect of a lasting galactic peace, in which no sentient being's hand is raised against another.
Chloe Tiernee: You notice the mother is a bit... high strung?
Agent DanteSmith: <<that explains him>>
: And now you've abandoned that dream?
Agent DanteSmith: TR technichian> uhm...
RAdm AC Zuriyev
: Put the remains of the facility on viewer.
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Tentacle retreats back into the the drain:: I thought so.
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::looks at TRT:: well?
Nuo Jtar
: Not at all... ::sighs:: Merely realized that no one individual will forge peace by himself. It will take the concerted effort of many minds working together.
Lt Belle Carver: Aye sir.. ::puts it on the viewer::
Ensign Digo: I have noticed this... I am attempting to be understanding of her feelings, as I always am trusting of most beings... but I do perceive something....
Nuo Jtar: So I joined the Diplomatic Corps in the hopes that I could foster understanding between our empires.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::stands as the debris field comes into view::
Ensign Digo: possibly untruthfull about her
Nuo Jtar: After all, we are your greatest threat, and you ours.
Agent DanteSmith: TRT> ::looks at Bob:: are you new? or just nuts?
Ensign Digo
: But that may be failure to accurately understand he
Ensign Digo: r
Chloe Tiernee: Maybe the little girl is experiencing stress. Stress can cause fainting spells. The mother, although she seems attentive.. might just be too overbearing with it.
CounselorTempest: And do you think we could be greatest allies?
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::presses blinking "Run Garbage Disposal" button::
Chloe Tiernee: Perhaps the girl was just overwhelmed by it.. and had a fainting spell.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: That is awful.
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::looks puzzled:: look...someone called Security to come check out some huge rat...
: Have you ever observed close ties between a human and a romulan? They tend to be fiery in my experience, and intensely close. Our species are well suited.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Science+ Zuriyev to Axelalexa.
Nuo Jtar: That is my hope! If we were to unite ourselves into one might Empire, nothing could stand against us.
Lt JG Axelalexa: FromDrain> "AHHHH!"
CounselorTempest: ::realizes what she's said:: I don't mean to be flirtatious. It's merely something I've observed.
Lt JG Axelalexa: +Zuri+ Axelalexa here, sir.
Agent DanteSmith: TRT> ::shrugs:: well, it wasn't me...but look around if you wanna
: Alice> ::kisses her daughter on the cheek::
Lt Belle Carver: ::looks at the debris field in horror::
Nuo Jtar: ::smiles, thinks that maybe Tempest DID mean to be flirtacious:: I understand what you meant. And yes, I agree with your observations.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Hears TR and flinches::
Ensign Digo: It is most disturbing that a mother's good wishes could lead to something negative
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Axe+ Make preparations to begin analyzing the remains of the facility.
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::reaches up to hug her mother::
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::takes a sharp pointed object and stabs it down the drain until the screaming stops:: +Zuri+ Yes sir.
Nuo Jtar: In some ways, our species are so different... in some ways, very much alike. Relationships between us are many things, but never dull.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Axe+ Any organic remains found that aren't Romulan should be sent to sickbay.
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::softly:: It's OK, honey. You're OK.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::shuddersa t the racket coming from the drain::
Lt JG Axelalexa: +Zuri+ And the remains that are Romulan?
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::procededs to nearly tear the room apart...opening panels...moving "stuff"...pushing the TRT this way and that::
Chloe Tiernee
: It's been known to happen.. the mother seems to be a bit paranoid..but any mother is instinctive about caring for her offspring. I think maybe she just needs to tone it down.
Lt Belle Carver: ::remembers the horrors of her childhood at the hands of the Romulans and shudders::
CounselorTempest: I don't feel that way about most of the Federation's sparring partners... the Cardassians for instance...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Axe+ A few samples should be collected.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Grins inwardly at the destruction, outwardly only his poker face showing::
Chloe Tiernee: That is my perspective. But this is your case.. you handle it accordingly you own way. ::pats Digo's shoulder::
CounselorTempest: Cara> I know.
CounselorTempest: Cara> Can I stand up now?
Nuo Jtar: Pah! The Cardassians... I dislike their savage ways and love of cruelty.
CounselorTempest: Alice> The doctor said...
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::pouts::
Ensign Digo: Thank you for your counsel, doctor
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::looks over at teh discussion:: OK... for a bit.
Nuo Jtar: Their occupation of Bajor was a disgrace of truly galatic proportions.
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::stands, walks over to the table with the multihued object::
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::faints::
Lt JG Axelalexa: <<Am I the only character who isn't inwardly hoping that Nuo Jtar will spontaneously combust?>>
CounselorTempest: Alice> Oh my God! ::rushes over to Cara:: Doctor!
Lt Belle Carver: <<nope>>
Ensign Digo: ::swivels::
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Quite possibly>>
Nuo Jtar: As a matter of fact, my rulers debated liberating Bajor by force, to free the Bajorans from the Cardassian savagery.
Agent DanteSmith: <<::nods::>>
Chloe Tiernee
: << I'm not.. perhaps explode into pieces of lime green jello.. <g>>
Agent DanteSmith: <<wait...who? he on board?>>
Ensign Digo
: ::rushes to Cara's side::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<If it's lime jello, I get first dibs.>>
Ensign Digo: ::examines her::
CounselorTempest: But wouldn't they have occupied Bajor with as little respect for the inhabitants?
Lt Belle Carver: <<ohh green jello...ummm.. haven't had jello in awhile!!>>
Chloe Tiernee: << Nuh uh.... I do. :P>>
Chloe Tiernee: << Eep. Afk.>>
Ensign Digo: It seems this is not a normal fainting spell
CounselorTempest: The Romulans have many slave races.
Lt JG Axelalexa: <<::claw to frontal quarter::>>
Nuo Jtar: ::sigh:: Again, you show your negative image of our government.
CounselorTempest: The Eserans... how do you defend that?
Nuo Jtar: What you call "slaves" are merely races who have not demonstrated the ability to govern themselves. WE govern them for their own safety.
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Looks at Shaeffer:: We're beaming aboard remains.
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::revives::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Carver, all stop at the edge of the debris field.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Excellent. I'll start chemical analysis immediately.
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Scans the wreckage, looking for anything unusual::
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::hysterical::
CounselorTempest: Luann> ::gets Alice into a chair, comforting her physically::
Lt Belle Carver: ::would love to say something about the conversation she is hearing but keeps her mouth shut::
Lt Belle Carver: Aye Captain
Lt Belle Carver: ::stops the Atlantis::
Ensign Digo: That was most odd..... for a moment her life signs changed drastically
Agent DanteSmith: <<::putting two and two together:: federation is in anarchy...rommies rule those who can't rule selves.........uh oh>>
: Alice> ::crumples, murmuring nonsensically::
Chloe Tiernee: <<back.>>
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Pulls out the sharp object, which is dripping ichor, and throws it behind the coffee machine::
Ensign Digo: Her blood type, chemical makeup....
CounselorTempest: Ridiculous.
Ensign Digo: Almost as though she were another person
Nuo Jtar: There are many threats in the universe... the Borg, the Dominion, and others... a weak race is a liability. We guard them, guide them, and exact a minor tribute. This is fair.
Lt Allen Zinthys: <<Dude, you just now figured out they want to conquer us?>>
CounselorTempest: If you have maintained governance over them for centuries, how would you know whether or not they can govern themselves?
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Picks out an area of remains, and has them beamed aboard, and starts rummaging through::
CounselorTempest: I appologize, Ambassador.
Chloe Tiernee: Another person? ::raises her brow, looking down at the girl::
Lt Belle Carver: ::begins to bristle but can not say a thing for fear of bringing her past into the present:
Agent DanteSmith: <<you're asking me?! I'm the crazy one with green blood lust here......>>
: It isn't my place to question the policies of your government.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Sickbay+ Zuriyev to sickbay.
CounselorTempest: Can I offer you a refreshment? A cup of coffee? A bowl of soup? A chocolate?
Agent DanteSmith: <<but he just admitted it!>>
: A cup of something almost but not quite entirely unlike tea?
CounselorTempest: <<Sorry.>>
Chloe Tiernee: ::steps back from everything:: +Zuriyev+ Sickbay here.
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::picks up an arm, scans it:: Romulan.
Nuo Jtar: No, this discussion is a good thing. It may yet lead to increased understanding. Naturally, our best psions and sociologists continually monitor our protectorate races for signs of being able to safely gain independance.
Ensign Digo: Her identity changed as she fainted. She awoke, and was Cara once more
CounselorTempest: Cara> Mom...
Nuo Jtar: Yes, tea would be delightful! It's a delicacy of which I've often heard but never partaken.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Tiernee+ Doctor, you will be receiving remains from the facility soon.
Nuo Jtar: There are many kinds, yes? What would your recommendation be?
CounselorTempest: Alice> I'm here! I'm here! ::gets up to go to her daughter, is gently restrained by Luann::
CounselorTempest: Mine? Admiral, what do you drink?
Lt Belle Carver: ::just would love to stuff him into a torpedo tube nd blast him out intothe nothingingness of space::
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Puts the romulan arm in the "Romulan body parts" pile::
Chloe Tiernee: +Zuriyev+ Remains? Aye, I'll make the proper preparations to receive them, sir.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Darjeeling.
CounselorTempest: Darjeeling... the last captain of this vessel rarely drank tea at all. Poor Captain Grey. Deprived he was!
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::finishes examining the TR:: rats....cya
Ensign Digo
: Male Ensign> ::rushes into sickbay w/ his wife::
Nuo Jtar: I would emulate the noble Admiral in this. Darjeeling, if you please.
CounselorTempest: ::asks the girl at the science station to get a cup of darjeeling tea for the ambassador::
CounselorTempest: Girl at science> Yeah, yeah, fine.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: +Tiernee+ Thank you, Doctor.
Agent DanteSmith: TRT> ::rolls eyes...annoyed...but thuroughly amused::
Ensign Digo
: Male Ensign> Dr.... I don't wish to disturb you in the tense situation we're in....
CounselorTempest: Girl at science> Cup a tea. And a jelly doughnut.
Ensign Digo: But my wife has fainted... twice now.
CounselorTempest: Girl at science> ::eats the doughnut and gives the tea to Tempest::
CounselorTempest: Tempest> Thank you... what's that accent?
Lt Belle Carver: ::hears her stomach rumble and hopes no one heard it also::
Ensign Digo: <<Insert male ensign above>>
CounselorTempest: Girl at science> Oh. I'm from Berlin. ::eats jelly doughnut::
Chloe Tiernee: ::cuts the comm, motions for a nurse to prepare to receive.. remains::
Agent DanteSmith: ::snores quietly...almost like a purr::
: Tempest> ::gives tea to J'tar::
Chloe Tiernee: ::then glances up at the word fainting::
Nuo Jtar: Thank you, Counselor. Did I hear correctly? Did that ensign say Berlin?
CounselorTempest: <<the world fainted?>>
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::looks at Shaeffer:: Found anything interesting?
CounselorTempest: Yes, I suppose she is a Berlinner.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Nothing remarkable yet... Unfortunately, biology is not my strong point.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: I'll take a cup of tea as well.
Lt Belle Carver: <<Ich bin ein Berlinner>>
Ensign Digo: Male Ensign> Perhaps you can examine her... make sure everything is as it should be?
CounselorTempest: Are you enjoying your tea?
Agent DanteSmith: <<"and I was the first to discover JFK's terrible secret">>
: Luann> ::moves cara to a bed::
Nuo Jtar: Absolutely, the tea is wonderful. ::continues sipping:: One fascinating aspect of Terran history is your "Second World War." Adolf Hitler came close to ruling your planet, did he not?
CounselorTempest: Alice> ::hovers over the bed, weeping::
CounselorTempest: My second world war?
CounselorTempest: I was born on a colony planet. Serpent's Eye.
Lt Belle Carver: ::snorts at hearing that Adolf Hitler came close to ruling the planet bit::
CounselorTempest: Girl at science> What? Am I everyone's lackey today?
Chloe Tiernee: ::frowns ..wondering why people are fainting, to the male ensign:: Please put your wife on a bed. ::points to one::
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::nods:: All we have to do is find non-romulan organic matter and ship it to Medical, at least.
CounselorTempest: Girl at science> ::gives the captain some tea:: Some tea, sir.
CounselorTempest: Girl at science> <<do I at least get a name now?>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::shoots a glance at the Girl that indicates he's not to be trifled with right now:
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::takes the tea, sips at it::
Nuo Jtar: Oh. My mistake. On Sol-3, then, during the pre-nuclear age... a warlord named Hitler came very close to ruling your homeworld.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<No, you're nameless NPC!>>
CounselorTempest: Girl at science shall now be named Sally> Can I go back to work?
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Looks at the gooky blood he's gotten on his hands:: Hmm, it's not romulan...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Yes, return to your duties.
CounselorTempest: Ensign Bowles> ::returns to the science station::
Agent DanteSmith: <<haha! take that!>>
: <<Man oh man, I've got to play an academy to get this crap out of my system!>>
Lt JG Axelalexa: <<err, claws>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::analyzes some tissue:: Sir, this doesn't appear to be Romulan. I cannot place it, however.
CounselorTempest: Ensign Sally Bowles> This place is ridiculous. What is it? A Cabaret?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: l
Lt JG Axelalexa: Then send it to medical and it becomes their organic mass.
Agent DanteSmith: <<wednesday's at 9.....>>
Ensign Digo
: If you'll sit here Ms.....
CounselorTempest: <<Yes, but it never runs!!!>>
Chloe Tiernee: << Gotta go.>>
Chloe Tiernee has left the room.
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Sends the goopy blood off to medical::
CounselorTempest: It contains a mild drug called caffeine...
Nuo Jtar: I was shocked to see how much the Terran race has changed since then... that ancient is markedly different from the Federation's modern image.
CounselorTempest: It may cause you to be slightly more alert or awake. Many humans swear by it.
Ensign Digo: Esnignswife> Maria. Maria Arnold.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::loves caffeine::
Agent DanteSmith: <<ok, you win>>
Lt Belle Carver
: ::sits waiting and listening::
Agent DanteSmith: <<lol Digo>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer
: ::sends the unidentified compound to Medical::
Agent DanteSmith: << just made me think of something hillarious>>
Ensign Digo
: Maria, I am Digo. It is nice to meet you.
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::scrapes some unidentifiable remains off a piece of bulkhead and sends it to medical::
Ensign Digo: If you will sit I will examine you.
CounselorTempest: Mario Conatelli (the guy working at the engineering station)> Well, you know. Life is a Cabaret. ::looks down at the Ambassador:: But, hey, wilkomen anyway. I mean welcome.
Nuo Jtar has left the room.
Ensign Digo: You should know that you are the second patient today to complain of fainting spells.
CounselorTempest: M.C.> I know something about Hitler though...
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Wonders what medical is going to do with this petri dish of splattered something as he sends it to them::
Nuo Jtar has entered the room.
Nuo Jtar: <<bloody hell!>>
Ensign Digo: ::examines Maria:: And it seems as though, like the other patient, all your readings are completely normal
CounselorTempest: M.C.> I know something about Hitler though. My ancestors were Italian, but I grew up in what used to be Germany.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<Five more minutes.>>
CounselorTempest: Tempest> How fascinating!
CounselorTempest: ::to Jtar:: I'm new to this post so I learn new things everyday.
Agent DanteSmith: ::rolls over...falls out of chair...hits floor hard, wakes:: yeah!
Agent DanteSmith
: that hurt...
Ensign Digo
: Maria> It's probably nothing. I've had a lot on my mind lately..... Dr.. is there any possibility that I'm pregnant? ::smiles to her husband, we'll finally name him Jake McKinnon:: We've been tyrying
Nuo Jtar: I think my Empire could learn many profitable things from World War Two. But we must discuss this later, in private. ::gives a meaningful glance to the Counselor- and not a seductive one, either::
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::walks in to find Dante on the floor:: dude!
: As you like...
Agent DanteSmith: ::looks up:: don't laugh
: Would you like something to go with the tea?
Agent DanteSmith: Bullet Proof Bob> ::tries to surpress a giggle:: sure... ::bursts into laughter::
RAdm AC Zuriyev
: ::drinking his tea for distraction::
Agent DanteSmith: ::rolls his eyes:: thanx Bob...
Lt Allen Zinthys
: ::His groggy face tightens up a little as he just notices something::
CounselorTempest: Or perhaps... well, if you're terribly interested in the spiritual rites of my culture... I could go into some detail.
Nuo Jtar: ::smiles as he sips again:: If it's as delightful as this tea, absolutely. I believe your traditional tea biscuit is called a scone?
Lt Belle Carver: :snickers under her breath and continues getting reports from all departments::
Nuo Jtar: And yes, I would LOVE to hear more of your spiritualism.
CounselorTempest: M.C. and Sally Bowles> ::get replaced on the duty shift in order to get themselves off the bridge and out of joke-making range::
Ensign Digo: I'm sorry. You are not pregnant, though it would please me to be able to tell you you were
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Taps his foot to some beat no one else can hear as he mechanically sends all non-romulan goop to medical and places all romulan goop in a pile::
CounselorTempest: I believe it is. I'll get it myself. Have you ever had a chance to look at a Federation replicator?
Ensign Digo: Maria> Oh. ::looks down::
CounselorTempest: <<Syd, you're great.>>
RAdm AC Zuriyev: <<Thank you, Lieutenant Disgusting.>>
Ensign Digo: Maria> Oh.....
Nuo Jtar: Not in detail, no. Federation technology is an area of great interest to me, however.
Agent DanteSmith: <<gotta love a bug who loves his work>>
Lt JG Axelalexa
: <<::Saves the choicest goop for the Admiral's next banquet::>>
CounselorTempest: ::smiles:: Well... I understand there's not much difference between the functionality of your replicators and ours.
Ensign Digo: Cara> ::Reaches for multiclored object and collapses to the ground as Maria falls backward::
CounselorTempest: Come with me.
Agent DanteSmith: <<::big signs flash in front of Tempest:: SECURITY RISK!!! SECURITY RISK!!!>>
: ::stands, offering her hand to Jtar:::
CounselorTempest: <<I know what I'm doing.>>
Nuo Jtar: ::continues with the Counselor::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::looks up from his station and glares at TR::
Ensign Digo: ::Rushes to read both their life signs as Alice and Jake rush to their respective loved ones sides::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Zinthys, have we found anything interesting in the debris field yet?
Agent DanteSmith: ::slowly climbs off the floor::
Lt JG Axelalexa
: <<I don't think Nuo Jtar is going to develop quantum torpedos from our coffee making technololgy>>
CounselorTempest: One scone.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <I dunno. Rommies are sneaky bastards.>
Lt Belle Carver: ::stifles a yawn as she reads more boring reports::
Agent DanteSmith: <<hmph...maybe...maybe not>>
: ::demonstrates that she trusts him enough to let him look at the replicator::
Nuo Jtar: ... between the functionality, no, but two similar devices developed independantly may have interesting design variations.
Agent DanteSmith: <<::nods with Phil::>>
Lt Allen Zinthys
: ::sees Nuo close:: Nothing on the debris field, sir.
CounselorTempest: ::also demonstrates that it's a REPLICATOR that has technology the Romulans already have :-) ::
CounselorTempest: :::takes the scone and gives it to Jtar::
Nuo Jtar: ::gazes at the replicator, rapt:: What is the approximate energy consumption per gram of matter replicated?
RAdm AC Zuriyev: PAUSE SIM
Ensign Digo: Most odd.... it seems as though Maria's life signs are becoming Cara's.... and vice versa.... as though
RAdm AC Zuriyev: PAUSE SIM
CounselorTempest: If you like, I'll give you the recipe to make this and the tea.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: ::on pause::
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Has done this before on his homeworld, quietly to himself:: "take the remains and you put it in the pile..."
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::pauses::
Ensign Digo: ::pause::
Nuo Jtar: ::stopped::
Lt Belle Carver: ::pause::
CounselorTempest: ::pauses::
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::has Maria's lifesigns::
CounselorTempest: Cara> ::pauses::
Lt Allen Zinthys: ::Collapses to the ground, snoring::
Agent DanteSmith: ::puases::
RAdm AC Zuriyev
: Nicely done, everyone.
Agent DanteSmith: <<roflol Syd>>
Nuo Jtar
: ::pulls out a big disruptor:: Red blooded slime! Now I kill you all!
CounselorTempest: <<why do I picture Axe singing that as a nursery rhyme?>>
CounselorTempest: Tempest> ::distracts Jtar with a scone:: Oooo... sconey...
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::glances at Jtar:: Riiiiiiight.
Lt JG Axelalexa: I'm not redblooded.
CounselorTempest: I'm not slime.
CounselorTempest: Right. Yes. Paused. Yes. Right.
Agent DanteSmith: roflol...look! it's Johnny!
: ::repauses::
Lt JG Axelalexa: I'm sort of light yellow/light green blooded. Oh, yeah. ::Pauses::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Richiskull will kill you one by one.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Anyway, no announcements tonight, except keep those great logs coming.
Lt Belle Carver: ::sleeping paused::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: We won the Muse Award for March... let's try to make it two in a row. ;-)
Lt Allen Zinthys has left the room.
CounselorTempest: ::mutters:: Recruit Megs...
Lt Belle Carver: night all!
Lt Belle Carver has left the room.
Agent DanteSmith: adios folkels
Agent DanteSmith
has left the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Bye guys
Nuo Jtar: byeness
Nuo Jtar has left the room.
RAdm AC Zuriyev: Tune in next week for another episode of the Atlantis Home Companion, where the women are strong, the men good-looking, and the children above average.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Where the men are real men, and sheep are real nervous!
CounselorTempest: I'm strong?
CounselorTempest: Does that mean I'm not goodlooking?
Lt JG Axelalexa: Hmm... goopy remains... ::places some on his roast 'headset wearing killer baby'::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Only if you're a woman AND a man.
CounselorTempest: ::looks at Zuriyev with sad eyes::
RAdm AC Zuriyev: ::leaves on that note::
RAdm AC Zuriyev has left the room.
CounselorTempest: ::sniffs::
Lt JG Axelalexa: ::Pirouettes and leaves::
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<comfort>>
Lt JG Axelalexa has left the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: It's okay. You're strong AND good-looking.
CounselorTempest: Thank you.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: <<patting shoulder>>
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I'll even throw in a free "above average," so you've got all three bases covered.
CounselorTempest: Thanks!
CounselorTempest: But I'd rather not be a child.
CounselorTempest: Then I'd have to restrict my activities.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I think that "above average" is not necessarily linked to childhood.
CounselorTempest: Thanks. ;-_)
Dr Phil Shaeffer: Likewise good-looking and manhood.
CounselorTempest: Hoppin gto IM.
CounselorTempest has left the room.
Ensign Digo: Hey.... Digo is strong and good looking
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I deny it not. ^_^
Ensign Digo has left the room.
Dr Phil Shaeffer: I, however, am neither.